"Wow user you've been getting really buff lately!"

>would you like to poo in my loo?

She's Ethiopian though not Indian

Thanks been playing a lot of Wii fit.

"Thanks, I've gotten really into wiifit and Zumba!"

Gets a laugh every time

>wi-fit and y-yoga

thanks bro u want som dik?

"I try to fix my boring as cold brick personality with big muscles and it seems to be working."

that man is so dyel wtf

And hes with a disgusting black chick to boot. Whats the problem?

that's the natty limit

>She's non-white not non-white

I am

even if you're racist niggers are different than fucking sanjeets.

kys retard.

So, for all our autistic friends who genuinely need help
Just say "thanks" or "thank you".
It's the best response in this kind of situations.

th..thanks user.
i've really been getting into yoga and crossfit lately?

please fuck me

for u

Thanks i've really just been focusing on eating clean and doing the occasional push up and sit up, eating kale and quinoa that sort of thing.

o fuck im laffin

"Y-you too."

Thanks ,I was actually looking for a serious answer

Thanks. Want to fuck?

>"Umm a little too fast for me user how about a movie instead?"

How would you make your move 20 mins into BeetleJuice and chill?

who is this ebony dick riser

Ethiopian model in Canada

instagram.com/senaitgidey/?hl=en

Thanks, glad to see the effort is paying off.

I'll ask her if she has any single WHITE nonjewish friends who are alt-right friendly.

cringe

>"Wow user you've been getting really buff lately!"

Paranoia kicks in as I wonder if she is genuine or mocking me, and I excuse myself to go back to the safety of the shadows and solitude.

I had a similar experience yesterday. My lady says wow user you look so different, you're cut must have went so well! Are you done with your cut?

Me trying not to talk about caloric defecits, macros, or lifting...uh thanks, no I'm not done I'll be at my goal in a few months realistically.

He looks like a runner or something. A older guy probably mid thirties that eats right and does alot of cardio but never lifts.

I try not to let fit memes make me too judgemental of other guys bodies because its gay as fuck in real life.

what do black women feel like? ive never touched one

Doesn't exist irl. The closest you can get is POOR RURAL WHITES.

that is christian vieri you fat ameridumb

> "Thanks, I've been working out."
Wow, that was hard.

The same as any other women.

Implying that you've ever touched any woman haha

"i know"

So true. Explaining your diet and exercise just angers and confuses normies. Usually they say "That doesn't work for me, that doesn't sound healthy or everything I do doesn't work, whats your secret?" UGGHH

Saying thanks and keeping answers short helps.

haha ;_;

Not american and not fat.

Not everyone likes gays and Veeky Forums maymays.

sounds like virginity is more your thing

>That clearly visible boner

"you too"

better still, "Thanks, I appreciate it. You know, sometimes I think I'm just working and working and wondering when I'll see results, you know?"
then she responds
and then you introduce yourself, get her name, say something nice, .....

flex a 'cep and say "hows this for a start?"

Whut dat mouf do gurl? Dx

"I want to make coffee coloured babies with you."

>Thanks, mini-golf really takes a load out of me

Say "Really?" and take a short look at yourself, and unless she continues, change the subject to her, like "Hey, I heard you..." and then something related to her life.

>thanks, been working on it

man, white girls cannot compete with 10/10 black girls. it's not even fair, our ancestors bred them for sexing.

Depending on context and girl, any of the following could work:

"Thanks! How is your (insert one of her hobbies here) going?"
"Thanks, I'm on a new routine. What part did you notice first?"
"Thanks, I've been working pretty hard lately. But I need a good post-workout thing to relax, what do you do/what would you recommend?"

or

"Thanks, but this muscle has been pretty tense lately" while you rub your delts or obliques.

Thank the person
Tell them you work out x times a week

Thats it, after that move on to another subject because nobody wants to listen to you talk about your lifting life

>tfw ZZ Top knew what was up the whole time

Thank the person

Thats it, after that move on to another subject because nobody wants to listen to you talk about your lifting life

ftfy

The only acceptable answers

He's Vieri, former football player, probably around 40 y/o nowadays

"Thanks!" and smile like you're not autistic

No wonder you faggots constantly whine about not having gf
correst answer is this :
"Yeah haha, you look really good too! I like your hair" (or something like that)
point is, you have to give her compliment back when she compliments you.

Start playing a mime, making huffle noises and try to go through a door and bounce back, because you are to big.

>"DAMN user, You looking ripped as fuck now."

How do you respond to this?

y-you too

thank you my nibbas

yeah man, all thanks to milk, you guys should try it sometime

>unzip gym bag full of ice and grab out enough pint milk bottles to go around for everyone

Not as buff as your buns bb, though they defs go well together

Why am I in jail?

"y-y-you too" literaly, thats the best setup.

Nahh babe, let's watch Gayniggers from Outer Space instead

>"what kind of kino is that?"

It's vision on an ideal world

>tell them you work out 5-6 times a week and your only days off are for rest or work.

Oh well nevermind

Oh sheeit ayy yo senpai hol up lookat dis nizzaz sip pax shits poppin that's a revolva if I Eva saw one bix nood muhfugga

>Yeah, I've been going to the gym for a while now.
Even I know that.

Response: "You dig?"
Her: "Yea user."
Response: "Let's grab a bite to eat after this workout."

Firstie bestie

>mfw no qt chocolate gf to make caramel babies with

So at what point in that response do I flex my pecs?

>BeetleJuice and chill?
make sure she's leaning on me then whip out peen.

when she cums scream beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice and leave.

>Saying thanks and keeping answers short helps.
Helps what? It doesn't help them lose weight because you're not telling them anything
Are conversations supposed to be smooth and superficial?

Ayo girl lemme holla at yo ass

>Are conversations supposed to be smooth and superficial?
yes you fucking autism.

Leave Detroit

I think I would have sex with that.

Thanks, I've been drinking lots of milk. A gallon a day to be exact. [then wink at her]

>Are conversations supposed to be smooth and superficial?

No they're supposed to be awkward and anally technical

bitches love discussing complicated workout routines

>not enjoy chocolate girls for what only chocoloate girls can offer
You don't eat the same stuff and expect difference results

i guess i'm just a lucky guy

>sports star
>fit "maymays"
>maymays
Naw brah, you're may not be gay but you certainly a faggot.

Skin is soft from applying lotion on a daily basis.

Shoo shoo negress