How do you guys hide boners when you lift at the gym? i always see girls bending over and I can't help myself

By not being a horny teenager that gets boners every time he sees a woman

My mild erectile dysfunction helps a lot!

>getting boners at the gym
>getting boners at all anymore
not training hard enough

Spooky skeletons are always getting chased by ghosts bro.

by actually lifting weights

I tend to think about the fact that they're all used up husk whores. To be turning up to do some hip abductions in a bra and shorts with their boyish cardiobunny bodies they have to be rotten skanks.

The ones less out there, wearing loose t-shirts to hide big chests and with wide hips, are the ones i have to struggle with.

i take my pants off and hope this is like those brazzer scenes

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>t. white knight cuck

cuck

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kill yourselves you fucking faggots.

I'm not 12 years old

lmao look at you being a teenager fuckin big scary almost adult aren't ya

Get out more. It should take more than an average gym bunny bending over to awaken your Anaconda.

I actually miss this feel

>28 years old, boners slowly fading

My peepee too small to be noticable.

im 18 fag

If you're getting erections you're not lifting hard enough, you shouldn't have blood to spare.

>18
>adult
Pick one.
Come back when you're 21. Or get married. Or can provide for yourself.

I think I'm legit over training.
>no more morning wood
>no fap is easy as fuck
>only get hard when see images of girls(male) on non-blue boards
>have to force myself to fap at least once a week
what do?

same here.

samefag

I dont get boners by simply looking at clothed girls. Youre a fucking virgin mate

Honestly Compression shorts are the greatest invention known to man, they'll conceal anything short of a raging, I also wear gym shorts with the lining.

Actively avoid grey or light colors, and try to work extra hard on your next few sets if it's a bad day...Only had a raging hardon once, literally went to the locker room, went to a stall and popped one off.

Also pic related.

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if you're over the age of 16 you should be able to control your boners, getting them and getting rid of them at your own will.

I don't ever get boners in the gym. I'm just focusing on working out.

Here is a protip if you get a boner.

Flex your ass like you are in a prison shower and some BBC is trying to penetrate you. All of the blood will go to your ass cheeks and you will no longer be hard.

Let me guess, you did Nofap?

How's highschool going for you? Enjoy it while it lasts buddy, it only gets worse from here.

Once your not a teenager the horn in essence is downhill. If you really want to have an irresistible urge to fap try buying an onahole. Feels awesomd

It will be ok, some day.

I generally just look away.

Pic related is the only scenario where I get boners from them being in my peripheral field of view. (It's the only place I can do shrugs with 100lbs dumbbells.) When my dick gets more than half erect I close my eyes briefly and just concentrace on the exercise.

dis

Where can I get socks like that?
Also nice dub dubs

Look in the mirror! Say in your mind

-You're a piece of shit and nobody loves you

Continue lifting

cuck

My dick is at its smallest when I workout, it goes to micro dick levels, my dick knows it must sacrifice its blood for my gains. It truly deserves sainthood

Not him, but you're clearly the child user. Also, if you're getting boners at the gym and fantasizing over high school you're clearly a dyel pussi who isn't a shredded piece of man meat.

You should listen to the lift harder anons because it's true. All of your focus should be on getting the weight up and not on dat ass. Even if you can't take your mind off it, imagine the bar is dat ass and you need to lift harder to plow it harder.

All else fails, try singing the ABCs or your national anthem in your head. It's all about taking your mind off of it.

Same. I get a micropenis when I did a really good workout too. I might feel the beginnings of a boner when I start an exercise, but a minute into starting it goes down. The bigger my boner, the more blood goes to my arms and body.

Try not looking, retard. If you're too much of a child to not know how to hide a boner by now, then you shouldn't be looking at women out of your league.

I guess it's okay as long as it isn't fully erect and just swollen. But it crosses a line and becomes awkward when you've got a tent.

lifter harder
if you have enough blood for a boner you're not lifting hard enough

NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

I try to sit down somewhere where I can hide my boner against my leg.

It's probably really obvious but my boner goes away once I start lifting again.

Triggered.

I'm not 14 anymore

I cut my dick off so I don't have to deal with problems like this anymore

Implying I don't just stroke my cock through my sweatpants, staring, drooling, and moaning "baby boy wants mommy to pinch his nippies..."

Holy shit you're a loser brah laughing my butt off at you

>getting a boner by looking at some gym rat
one day baby will be a man

Lose your virginity.

Oversized shorts/sweats.

Also 28, sex 1-2 times a week, masturbate 3-4 times a day. Boners come like nothing.

If you are getting boners at the gym you probably have a severe case of chronic fuckarounditis.

I like your drawing friendo

My weiner bends downward to it's easy to tuck down

Always wear oversized shorts, so it'll be less noticeable, and tighter underwear, so I can tuck my boner to sides.

I don't. Why would I? I have a very nice dick that's quite impressive, so I flaunt it.

n-nice trips

This.

I actually hate myself a little bit for getting aroused by a woman. It's like I can't turn off the animal side of my brain no matter how hard I try.

Get your test checked

are you people 15?

>tfw 18 years old and basically only get boners when i see porn.
>i can litterally look at a picture of a naked girl and stay soft

has porn ruined me

The only issue I see is that you say you only get boners from porn so I can likely assume that means you're a virgin. You're probably hopeless

FUCK U AMANDA CERNY (girl in ops pic) u have a nice ass and i wanna fuck it, fuckkk i will never achieve her assf

SHE LOOKS LIKE ROBIN FROM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

>18 y/o virgin
>hopeless

hes fucking 18...

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Thank you.

>when you're on the bike and it's kinda activating your prostate from the outside

>>no morning wood
>has to explain that he is a male

yes. Take a break for a couple weeks. I had the same problem, after a month I was getting boners to every pretty girl on the street.

cuck

>celebrating a decline in your sex drive
Good goy

>I lift weights so my blood is forced from my dick to my muscles.
This. I get horny after lifting not during

topkek

>Tips fedora

I wank 6 times a day to avoid such situations

>life on easy mode
>I am jealous that all the guys want to fuck them
Whats wrong user? Not getting enough male attention?

>shurgs
>200lbs
do you do sets of 75 reps or something?

Back to /r9k/ beta cuck

i could never ever get a boner on the gym, my dick looks so fucking tiny when i'm lifting that its embarrasing
low test, pls go

point it up

How much should I shrug, sempai? I used to do up to 250lbs, but I was essentially just half repping at that point.

t. 5'7 165lbs man

Are you virgin or why do you get boners by looking at girls?

I'm not 12 years old, so women in clothes don't give me boners anymore.

I get boners all the time, however I've never paid attention to it at the gym. I'm more worried about following through on a deep fart.

>hide boner in girl
>2 birds one stone

BRRAAAAAAAAP

I don't get erections unless I decide to masturbate