Be me

Fetlife, largest one there is I think.

With tindr you have you remember that everyone on there, unless they specify otherwise, wants to fuck. No pressure, and if you fuck it up just find another person.

Can also go the family guy way where you just legit swipe left on every single girl and take the ones that reply back.

>she's started her period today

WEW LADS

can relax for the first time in a week.

Should have figured. Isn't that place full of fake accounts though?

>>am now talking to five different couples who want me to fuck their wives
WHY MAKE a post something about something you have not done yet.
for all you know the couple is gonna rape you

Yeah, join groups, best way to weed out the fakes.

Dunno m8, I just want to end this dry spell.

No shit op I did the same thing just for keks but I was so repulsed that I just ignored them all. Most of the wives are ugly anyways, but a few are legit 9/10 blonde milfs and I am an introverted black weeb

Let me guess, they were the HURR DURR BBC BLACK DICK SLUT COCK WHORE type huh? Yeah, avoid those, along with prodommes and findommes.

Yeah the guys are all like "make my wife your big black cock whore I cant do what you can!"

Meanwhile I am thinking about how nasty and infectious this lady's pussy has to be and how many mixed kids she has

kek report them for racism if they message you with that

started noporn

now I've gone like 10 days without jacking off and I just don't get boners randomly throughout the day anymore

wtf is going on I just wanted to fix my delayed ejaculation

Yeah same here I tried not fapping for a few days and it was like my libido disappeared so I went back to the trusted daily morning and night fap

healthy libido means you are aroused by woman, that you can perform during sex and that it gives you pleasure

anything else is irrelevant

You're tuned into porn so when you take porn away for a while you "lose" something but it's really just the lack of porn. The point of noporn is to stay away from porn so long you rewire your libido back to the way it should be, getting you horny around real women or when thinking about real women. You didn't stick with it long enough to get to that part.

FYI, normalizing your sex drive won't get you laid. I tried and eventually fell back into my porn habit because there was no prospect of real sex so I couldn't justify the mental effort of abstaining from porn anymore.

I really don't get these "no porn" faggots, just have some sex, jesus christ. I can go for weeks without rubbing one out when I'm constantly fucking my bitch, but when she's away I'm fapping like crazy.

That's normal. It is called a flatline. Your boners will return.

>Turns out the cuck meme isn't just a meme.
Of course it isn't you idiot.

If you are packing 7+ have a decent to Veeky Forums body and can sling the pipe wives and husbands of wives will toss the pussy/ass/throat at you.
That's not even mentioning the lesbian couples who're looking for a playmate/guy who'll destroy the cunt of the fem and the butch if she likes what she sees/is a closet cock slut.
I'm not even going into the chicks who're looking for masters/daddy's/"rapists".

Just beware of the deluded and dangerous as fuck transexuals, the people who're looking to get into some fairly violent stuff, and fucked up women who honestly are looking to kill someone.

Welcome to the sexual side of the net. Hope you enjoy, and survive, your stay.

>TFW switch trying to be submissive IRL for once
>sign up for fetlife
>its nothing but ugly weirdo furries, slightly less ugly normie girls who want me to just give them money over the internet, or ugly older women who want me to straight up hire them like hookers to engage in any fetishism.

So what makes a good profile there?

not being a digsuting fat old man with severe autism

>just have some sex

Man, how fresh are you off the boat?

I'm a fit guy with the amount of autism you'd expect for this place.

do i have to have a cool nickname?

this