Pro tip: you can't

Pro tip: you can't

I want to kill myself.

Wot did he men by this?

tastes delicious.

>name a more overrated chocolate brand

protip: I can't

Will this product ruin my gains? I eat half block a day.

If i smoke weed maybe eat the whole thing.

>not getting dark chocolate with the red pepper in it.

You have shit taste senpai

Is there one that isn't full of sugar? Like at least 85% cocoa.

Yeah this, don't get anything below 85%-90% cocoa cause then you're dipping into sugar territory

Atleast with those percentages you're getting more fats than sugar

If you're ever in Sydney you should give these a shot

>be Pajeet
>eat chilli chocolate daily
>tasteslikemom.tiff
>go to gym
>familar warmth running down leg
>foul smell
>anus burns
>wipe with left hand
>30 more mins on the treadmill to go

>chocolate so dark it almost tastes fruity

I wonder if it's the same for dicks... no homo obviously just speculating

Oh, you must try the allah choc-bhah

>projecting this hard

Saheed we have Loo's in America for you to go poo in.

>mfw my ex Hispanic gf taught me to like spicy things

Bitch was absolutely batshit insane though

that some weak shit

Half a block or half the bar?

I eat a few squares a day when I can remember to get one at the store.

You can kiss your weight loss goodbye if you listen to the advice of this thread.

Why? I usually eat 2 blocks, 1/2 serving. Only 120 calories and easily fits within my goals.

I can never find these in stores

H-h-half the bar, about 6 pieces...

Holy fuck is dis real

>not getting dark chocolate with salt in it.

Try harder.

>i smoke weed

I eat a bar a day srs
>wanting to lose weight

90% is the highest I see in stores, shitsux

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>Will this product ruin my gains? I eat half block a day.

dark chocolate is high in zinc and magneisum and low in sugar which is in testosterone, it will INCREASE your gains

I dont normally call people manlets but he looks tiny here.

thanks, this pic gave me the motivation I really needed right now

>weight loss
Why?

Summer body, bro

>Not eating 100% cacao
Never gonna make it

Lindt Creation Lemon is god tier.

Chili chocolate is S. American.

How much time passed by in this timelapse ?

It's a couple of years iirc. He's been posting a while now.

I'M CULTIVATING MASS BRO

I got this one recently and literally threw it away after it staying on my desk for 2 weeks having only taken 3 blocks in total. Its pretty shit. I prefer 70-80%

Shit's a keto life saver. I get mine at the World Market.

Btw the packaging even notes how youre supposed to build up your taste buds by going from 70 to 80 to 90 and lastly 99. Its basically a meme to sell more product.