Dubs tells me what to message

Dubs tells me what to message

your arms are a little thin

C'MON LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!!!! AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A PEANUT!!!

"You....can....sit....on....my....log....
ha.....h....."

Braaaap

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Winwrar, you know what to do OP

Winner

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I think our combined genetics would be a net benefit to humanity

MADMAN
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Madman

Hey I saw your photo and I have to tell you, you look like Eve in the garden of eden, simply divine. Anyways haha, I thought you'd like to know that you were beautiful and I like your picture very very much.

No response ever

Haha

FOUR SCOOPS!!!!!!!!!

winrar

what do bros

she super liked me

she's the blonde btw

Tell her she would like your GOSAD

my dick has an instagram acct if u give it the suckie suckie then ill give you its username ;)

Dubs for new challenger

Message exactly this
"hey......jenna.....thanks.....for.....super.....liking....me.....hope...we'll....be.....friend...s"

Give me that S U C C

ask her if she likes ye olde lickero

fug XD

touch my peepee pls haha lmao

Madman.

nah, ironic autism is lame. You have to type like you actually have autism.

>"deal or no deal baby"
>*flexes a cep*
>"how's that for a start"

READ THE INTERNATIONAL JEW BY HENRY FORD

are you into dolphins? I think dolphins are the best mammals. to be honest if you don't like dolphins don't even reply back

pls respond

You look like your face was moulded in clay by the most skilled artist in the land, and his drunk half brother with a severe developmental disorder tried to put his dick in the sculpture.

What color panties are you wearing?

Tell her she aged terribly

"if u dont anserr ill will get .......angry and ur "

Close enough

i really want to lick your pussy.

Come be with me

Can I suck on your toes?

she really did judging from her other pics

Do you even lift you sodimite?

I would be very happy if you and I got married. Please, will you marry me?

post the pics you have on your tinder account

DR.SATAN!!!!

leave her alone, faggot

Rawr is dinosaur for I love you

Post em. She looks like she's in her late 30s or early 40s.

She's a good milf, but at 25 she went downhill fast

A true man keeps his word, you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

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I have 20k followers and just sent her a msg on instagram. Sorry bro :^)

do you like vaporwave?

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>when you see it

Post your ig

dude she looks like she's party hard she looks 30

yeah that's why I let you autists reply to her lol

What's your squat

No!

Ill make you a new one! Watch me!

Get in that milfs guts bro.

OP here I think I did this too late, no responses

I'll try again another day

FOUR FUCKING SCOOPS BITCH!!!!! DON'T PUSS OUT ON ME NOW

can i fap on your face. k tnx you're a peach

>UF lifeguard
lol I know her

Say this: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Are you a YouTube celebrity?

let's see how she responds to the incredibly autistic shit i sent her

No! Just a photographer on the east coast.

Roll

oh god im so lonely

Feelin' fit, buddy?

I want to eat your liver

>that chin
>that forehead
>that distance between the eyes

that is one exceedingly ugly woman, and with a mediocre body, to boot - why is she on tinder?

>having a nice body as a requirement to use tinder

hey, you're really cute, what's up?

There is no way shes not at least 35.

Am I the only one seeing a slight resemblance?

You know what you have to do OP

brutal

Photograph me like one of your French boys.

Show me ur tits, u fuckin horse

Listen up here I like you and I want you now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way the choice is yours

>photographer
>photographs herself looking stupid
>no picture where she is above a 7
>muh rose vagina

God I really appreciate my wife now.

>Photographer: herself

le what

Get the fuck out of 417 bro. Yikes.

MA WAF