G-guys

G-guys...
I got a box of pic related from amazon this morning, and since then i've ate them all.
All 12 of them.
That's 3000 calories, 240g of protein and 1200g of fiber.
Am I going to be okay?

Your poop will be wild

keep us updated after you poo OP

fucking kek

Wet shits incoming. Burning anus too

>only eating 3000 calories in a day

Lel

lmao you'll be fine assuming 3000 calories isn't miles above what you were aiming for today
enjoy one of the best shits of your life

>1.2kg of fibre

...the fuck? Why?

you wont shit for like 3 weeks, have fun

drink a shitton of water, not sure if it will even help though.

thanks op had a great laugh mate

OP goes full goatse, when?

lol you gunna die m8

what do you mean NOT going to shit that cunt will be a brown waterfall with that much fibre

Your farts will materialize and you'll feel them in the air, they'll smell like rotten dog shit and will corrupt any environment they're in.

>1200g of fiber
Laughing like a retard sat here by myself in class OP, thanks

That fiber content is wrong
One day I ate 1kg of lentils which has around 200gr of fiber, it made me shit blood the next day.

>240g of protein and 1200g of fiber.
gainz and shitz for dayz son

1200g of fiber? was it made from 50% sawdust?

laughed till I cried.

hope OP drank a LOT of water.

Expect your angus to feel like this for at least 3 weeks

>1200g of fiber

Unironically, yes. They add wood pulp to these bars to increase the fiber content. Its a very real practice.

rip angus

How'd they taste? I'm looking for some new proton bars.

>1200g of fiber.
You're as bad at calculating as you are at keeping to your diet.
They're 9g fiber per bar. 12 bars are just 108g fiber, you autist.

LMAO.

>Fat people trying to lose weight

haha, i like how you used 'corrupt', user. brilliant

This seems a lot more likely since 1.2kg of fibre would be mental still allot though

No shit, why do you think people find it funny.
Besides, check your own calculations because it's 10g of fiber per bar

too much fibre causes constipation

>tfw you eat 20 grenade bars

12 BARS CMON

good macros bro, its like you don't even need to diet anymore, just buy one of those everyday and eat it until you look like rich piana

once i ate a fucking lot of corn, like about 6 or 7 of them with butter, the next day my butthole bleed from all that unchewed corn leaving my butthole at a real fast pace

should have squat shat

great, cause I was just wondering how they pack 100 g of fiber in one of these fuckers without selling you straight tree bark

>mfw retards think protein bars have 102g's of fiber

1.2kg in total

No idea about eating fiber in protein bars, but the bottle of the capsules I take say I have to drink a cup of water when I take them. One serving is 3 tiny capsules, and the times I didn't drink plenty of water the whole day I had trouble shitting. Could just be because it's powder and absorbs all the water. The fiber in the bar might be dry by now and might need water?

>and since then i've ate them all.
This is your only option now

That still 500% the daily recommended intake