today a girl said
>you have very beautiful eyes
as I walked out of the gym.
All I could say was literally this dumb t-thanks, y-you too meme.
what the hell Veeky Forums, I wasn't autistic before I started lifting. I always knew a witty response in social situations but it's all gone now.
Is lifting just a meme? Should I have worked out in the library instead?
You have an anxiety problem. You could have done whatever you wanted with that but now she thinks you rejected her.
You could turn it around if you started suddenly being cool.
Most people do this, spaghetti dropping is normal.
it was a random girl that was randomly walking past the gym entrance, probably on the way to the nearby trainstation. nothing to turn around.
whenever something like this happens i remember what the normal reaction is and do it like a robot.
>pause for 2-3 seconds, count them in your head, make eye contact
>smile
>wait for a reaction to your smile, count 2 seconds in your head
>"hey you're really cute too, maybe we should get married and have 5 children!"
simple, eases the tension, you both get to giggle.
just memorise this and practice it infront of a mirror 200-300 times, because it's all about timing, If you fuck up the timing you won't get the words out correctly.
>pause for 2-3 seconds, count them in your head, make eye contact
>smile
>wait for a reaction to your smile, count 2 seconds in your head
>"hey you're really cute too, maybe we should get married and have 5 children!"
i accidentally got married this way, but other than that it's been working pretty well.
no problem
next time you see her, smile
a real smile, not big and put on, but sincere
make it soon
it's totally OK to be a little embarrassed when it happened and so the next encounter should be the "had time to think about it, decided i like but not entirely sure how to respond" time
then, go say hi and talk to her like a person with the full understanding that she built up her courage to say something and now you're doing the same so you have that in common at least
it is all good
she wants to talk with you
/thread
I had a girl say this to me and i was baffled by it, but only because of the situation.
>Im inside a gas station pickin up some snacks on lunch break from work
>I have very deep brown eyes and naturally kinda long eye lashes
>Get compliments on them all the time
>that day i was wearing khaki pants and a blue collared shirt
>cashier tells me my (blue) shirt really brings out my (brown) eyes
>say thank you but in my head think shes retarded
>looked in a mirror when i got back to work and i couldnt see it
So did you have 5 children or what.
"What the fuck is your problem" then walk away
smile, giggle, walk away?
This is insane tier.
>some person working at the theater told me ''enjoy the movie''
>tfw I replied with you too
This was months ago and the people I was with still haven't let it go.
It's not even that bad. This is the kind of shit I have to put up with.
>some stranger walks up to me and asks me "hey what's the time?"
>reply with "okay"
>my friends now reply with "okay" whenever I ask them any question
>qt asks me a question
>tell her to repeat it with fewer double negatives
>she stays quiet for a minute
>she then comes back and tells me there was only one negative in her question
>tell her "sorry I was never good at counting"
>another qt asks me if I was an only child
>want to tell her that I have a brother 5 years younger than me
>respond with "I used to be an only child for about 5 years"
>tfw I accidentally replied with a riddle
>try playing it off by telling a nearby guy that "I have to keep them on their toes"
>he bursts out laughing
I get that a lot so my response is
>i know, i get that a lot
Makes them go crazy
>girl says I have a cool voice
>want to say "i know, i get that a lot"
>respond with just "i know"
>she looks at me completely confused and walks away
so close, yet so far
Fresh OC.
>you have very beautiful eyes
>thanks I grew them myself
I'd say that's p good as far as cheeky flirting goes
>"hey you're really cute too, maybe we should get married and have 5 children!"
WHAT THE FUCK
just the one, 2nd one on his way.
help me, im trapped in a living nightmare.
>as I walked out of the gym
yes, it is the lifting. You were exhausted and you depend on your sense of humor to talk to people, which takes energy.
>Should I have worked out in the library instead?
No.
I actually laughed at that last part
This sounds like you read it from a PUA book or forum. I bet this works but it feels stupid to say kek
holy kek have a (you), friend
Veeky Forums help me out. I met a girl this weekend that I was really into, asked her for her number and we texted a lot on Sunday. I texted her today, and she didn't respond. I don't know why my luck with girls is so shit. I used to be really good at getting girls to like me but I haven't been able to do that in 3 years.
>Compliments on BROWN eyes
Hahahahahah
100% danish ice blue eyes master race
The riddle kinda works lol
not him but it's all about the brows
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>"you have very beautiful eyes"
What should you do, if you're interested in the lady? Smiling back works, but then I have to open my mouth. I think I'd want an icebreaker, but can't think of anything... (help)
>have crush on coworker for a while
>one day I stop giving a shit, start making fun of her openly and teasing her about stuff
>talk about the most autistic Veeky Forums shit in front of her, spout random trivia no one cares about
>she starts to get handsy, wants to take pictures with me, says I have nice eyes and hair
>one day she says she won't ever have a bf
>"I know you won't"
>she laughs and moves closer to me
>always finds a reason to talk to me, follows me around work stuff like that
>she complains about not having a white bf (she's asian, i'm white)
>she says she likes a guy that's funny, patient, and always teases her
does she like me? I'm so autistic I'm not sure if she does or I just look too deep into the shit that goes on. was Veeky Forums right? does the asshole always win? do I text her? pls help i'm literally autistic.
You have to get to asking her out fairly quickly. You can't just text all day, user.
That's where I was leading to, she lives an hour and a half away that's my issue.
no she is probably using you as a beta orbiter. Look for a white gf instead pal
Ya I kinda agree with this user. You kinda sound like an orbitor
That is an issue. Still, you could have brought up with her that it was an issue and decide where to go from there and then at least you probably wouldn't have been ghosted. Better luck next time friend
>she complains about not having a white bf (she's asian, i'm white)
This gave me a bad feeling, but it seems she likes the company. The next time you talk in this friendly manner again, ask what's she's doing on the weekend. Her answer will already give you a sign. If it's not negative yet, tell about your plans in casual tone. I assume you have her number? Text her if she's out next weekend and maybe you can meet up, if she's outside. (Youre outside too). If she doesnt wanna meet, you know she's not interested. Remember! If she's home, this is different. Only push, if she's going out. However, if she told you she's gonna be out, but when you text her, she's home, ask her to meet, if she doesnt live in middle of nowhere.