2017

>2017
>sipping on anything but this

Put down the monster kid. People are laughing at you.

Stop drinking sugar water and eat right you fucking faggots.

God where did this meme even start

>wearing the watch backwards

Keep it up pleb

OP is a cum sipping fuccboi

>he wears his watch on top of his wrist

Yeah right. Wearing it on the bottom stimulates muscle growth and activates oxygen receptors in the deep tissue. Enjoy your nogains faggot

>zero sugar
its chemicals, there's no way its good for you, but i've tried it.
>they have a freedom flavor or some shit
they all taste bad

>muh chemicals

nice momscience fgt

I tried the green one the other day. Tasted like nerds candy. Was pretty pleased.

All you need to do is drink water, milk, adn protein shakes. What else do you need?

All these faggots drinking energy drinks are just trying to come up with an excuse to gorge themselves on soda. At that point you might s well drink Coke everyday.

Let's see. Watch on backwards like a fucking drill instructor. Stupid wooden wall locker from some fritzy barracks.

You''re a 19 year old airwing supply admin POG with "SEMPER" written on the left arm, and "FIDELIS" written on the right arm.

Kill yourself you non-deploying hunk of shit

should I sip in the morning before work?

>that first *cип* of the day

The cherry vanilla is GOAT.

The cotton candy mixes well with vodka.


Just gotta watch the caffeine. 300mg adds up quick.

>not sipping all day every day

This old jew fuck is barely getting by user. You best fill your fridge with that shit.

this liquid jew shit is marketed towards 13 year olds

Grow the fuck up and drink a coffee

>God where did this meme even start

Round the clock shilling brought to you by monster beverage corp.

Monster beverage corp, try to remember the last time you didn't see their fucking cans in the Veeky Forums catalog.

>monster is a jew company

Pure co-inidence

Lurk more idiot

*sips fedora*

>Jews
>Tricking people into buying worthless garbage

I don't believe that user.

coca cola corp paid for shills for the first month and then the shills attracted more unpaid shills. shilling continued even after the payment stopped. there was a /qa/ thread about it

I've done literally nothing but go to the gym and lurk for the past week, and all I can find is people shilling for Monster.

Monster isn't even that good of a drink senpai

[citation needed]

Absolute bullshit. You're a newfag, you started the /qa/ thread, and you remain obsessed with this meme because you're a butt-obliterated nonsipper. Just admit it bro. You've never tried
>that first sip

Yeah no. It came from reddit. The guy shitposted it here for a couple days, fucking retards like you complained about it, and then we turned it into a great meme. Welcome to Veeky Forums newfag

Shill revisionist history.

>actually an amusing meme
>it's actually a great pwo
>assimilated and accepted
>great meme

If you disagree you must be a newfag

Shoo shoo red bull shill

Tell me about the sip bro

What is a sip? How does one sip? What is the best sip?

...

>there was a /qa/ thread about it
Translation: I started a /qa/ thread about it and now cite it as evidence because I am a jealous nonsipper *tips*

All it takes is
>that first sip

>[citation needed]

and then the makeup threads started
and the "alternative sips" threads
and the actual coca cola threads

>implying any of those things are new
You've been on Veeky Forums for what, four days?

that substantiates 0% of your insane rambling

shill reported for advertisement since coke apparently aint paying anymore

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

I only sip water, coffee, and beer, thank-you very much.

>beer

It's like you don't even wanna make it

I worked with a guy who drank an energy drink a day. Sometimes even two a day. He got a massive kidney stone and needed to get surgery.

What kind? There's a huge difference between the popular concept of "energy drinks" and sips.

What is the difference?

I'm shilling water and not giving your money to jews like idiots.

Save it, invest, build capital, money is the ticket to freedom and power. Don't just give it away because some Jew funded marketing campaign tells you you need to buy their shit to fit in.

If you want to see real shills come over to Veeky Forums