LADIES AND GENTLEMEN in the audience watching My 600 Pound life!
IIIIIiiiiiiiitttsssss - TIME!
Tonight is our CO-MAIN EVENT OF THE SEASON!
Introducing First - weighing in at over 700 pounds - FIGHTING FOR HIS FAT FUCKING LIFE! - HE IS THE UNDISPUTED BIGGEST FREAK SHOW OF THIS SEASON - BOIL LEGS JAAAMMMMEEEESSSSS!
AND HIS OPPONENT - weighing in at 350 pounds - FIGHTING TO KEEP HER SON A DISGUSTING INVALID - SHE IS THE REIGNING ENABLING CHAMP of the season! BOIL LEGS' MOTHER.
The action begins tonight on TLC with our referee being that poor old doctor who is closer to suicide every day.
You Americans never fail to fascinate and astound.
Where can I watch?
Cooper Perez
someone get a stream up
Noah Garcia
If I ever got like that I'd just get euthanised desu
Ayden Phillips
What would happen if their family/caretakers just stop bringing them food? You could starve them until they are thin.
Owen Cooper
yeah but the mother is an enabler so that CANNOT happen. I bet she makes money off the show and the son's life insurance policy, which is why she's enabling this behavior
Ryder Reed
POP OFF DAVE
Camden Carter
They would call 911, in not even kidding
Aaron Mitchell
that pic gave me shivers. please tell me it's been shopped
Jayden Scott
offering yourself to papa nurgle
Thomas Watson
>not being /OBESE/ it's almost like you guys just want to waste your lives in the gym and not have any kind of enjoyment
Jonathan Stewart
Whats the yellow and green stuff on his legs? Ulcers? Fungus?
Colton Wood
But I like being able to walk
David Jackson
Its not, dude.
Thats the worst part.
Gavin Howard
fat upper pussy area
Thomas Cooper
fat upper pussy area
The mound of fat below the belly and above the vag.
Confuses lots of people evidently as the amount of times I've seen a hanging belly referred to as a fupa is ridiculous.
Xavier Rivera
You know what the worst thing is? There's a small spot on his inner left "leg" that is censored. Not in a position where you could think it's its genitals. We get a screenful of rotting, fungus infested lipid edema and a small obfuscated spot. Like a singularity of vileness in an universe of cancer.
Isaac King
OW MA LEG!
Chase Gray
stream?
Nathaniel Reed
I almost fucking puked wtf
Liam Thompson
I'm always surprised how none of them spend any time online. Outside of eating, they mostly just watch television.
John Nelson
>tfw you will never squat 600 lbs like the people on this show
Should I just kill myself?
Austin Allen
Online would force you out of your self imposed cocoon. TV let's you drown in a comfy stream of self delusions.
Alexander Wood
>implying they can squat
Once this shit goes down, it aint coming back.
Brody Jones
>whitney had her big girl "dance off" >lost to some stuck up not as fat married women >obviously pissed but tried to play it off as caring about "her" dancers
Jayden Wood
ahhhh no. no. that's too much for the first fucking image.
TLC? They aired that garbage on Television. What is wrong with our country?
Kayden Stewart
was he one of us at one point or where does everybody know him from?
Aiden Martinez
I wonder if shows like this enable other fat people. As in some 250 pound whale who's just like, "Oh, well at least I'm not THAT fat; I'm PERFECTLY healthy" as he/she continues to become a giant lipid tumor draining the economy
Adam Cook
>TLC? They aired that garbage on Television. What is wrong with our country?
Have I seen this thing in a Dark Souls game before?
Ayden Bailey
Haha u can eat you're rabbet food your ugly faggot euorpean and getting fuuuuked by you're Ahmohamed now
Alexander Reyes
Your body converts the amine group to Ammonia and then to Urea which is excreted, the remaining Keto group is used in respiration. Excess protein cannot be stored
>On 26 October 2008, after four years together, Uribe —who weighed in at 318 kg (701 lb) after shedding 269 kg (593 lb)— married his second wife Claudia from his bed. He said: "I am proof you can find love in any circumstances. It's all a question of faith. I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life." He was transported to the civil wedding on his specially-reinforced four-poster bed, draped with cream and gold and adorned in bright sunflowers, on the back of a truck.
Ian Stewart
Why are Brits so stupid?
Connor Jones
T H I C C
Zachary Stewart
Is this on tonight at 7pm EST?
Christopher Moore
7pm Central
Nathan Gutierrez
That guy on her left, lmao >would let him gyrate his silly pelvis on me >no homo
Nathaniel Sanders
Do you have the original image?
Leo King
i think you know the answer to that
Adam Phillips
BULKAMANIA EATIN' WILD
Noah James
dumb frogposter
Luke Torres
no my dude you're thinking demon souls phalanx demon
Carter Kelly
It's nearly time, isn't it?
Carson Howard
I'm so jacked for this. YOU ARE THE ONE KILLING HIM!!!
Adrian Young
>TOOK HIS DAUGHTER OUT OF SCHOOL SO SHE CAN BE A FULL TIME CARETAKER
GOTTA LOVE MY TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK!!
Ian Davis
is there a live stream? its on now
Lincoln Flores
BUMP ITS ON GET IN HERE FUCKERS
Henry Sullivan
>draped with cream
Evan Wilson
...
Cameron Gomez
>this fat fuck literally cucked a guy for 12 years jesus christ, Veeky Forums, what's your excuse?
Jose Taylor
>>all covered in gravy
Luke Hall
I hate this fat fucker
Nathaniel Myers
What's that on her legs? Is the flesh rotting?
Anthony Bennett
reposting progress from yesterday
6'2'' 240 lbs now, down from 250 March 2nd eating low carb 1200 calories a day. Was 270 last March but lost 20 lbs in a year just doing nothing
Is this a good pace? You guys were saying I will die yesterday
Nathaniel Price
>her lel, it is a he, and rotting flesh
Levi Carter
give it to me straight lads,
how do i stop eating like a fucking pig?
Michael Ortiz
>i was gonna ask for $10k, but lets just ask for $15k in case you have other health bills wew
take your blood pressure and get your chilesterol and shit, look at what a high bp does to your heart and arteries, think about why you want to live, and commit to change
Wyatt Ward
Dr. Now in the house. The Iranian fatty whisperer. A gofundme for fat fuck transportation. The people on this show hit new lows every episode.
300$ LOL
Isaac Lee
Holy fuck this fat bastard neess to die. 1 month in >im out of options >i need to eat what i want, and as much as i want
Evan Gutierrez
I want to get drunk with Dr. Now and hear his incredible stories
Kevin Young
what do you think skin and a loot of our body is.... protein numb nuts
Kayden Fisher
Barnacles
Jayden Edwards
>almost 5ft across >that means a 370in waist wew
Dominic Wilson
You and me both. How many fatties has Dr. Now seen come and go over the years? How the man doesn't have ptsd is beyond me.
Ayden Ortiz
> being too wide to fit in the trunk of a van jesus christ these people are pathetic
Jordan Price
He LITERALLY ate them outta house and home.
Julian Gray
his father refinanced his house so the fat son could go to texas wow thats sad this show depicts the absolute dregs of america
Connor Mitchell
Why was the "I'm transgender" line treated as some kind f revelation?
Aiden Jones
At that size, gender means nothing anymore. "It" is the correct way to refer to a creature like that.
Jack Ortiz
Well, he's made enough off of them to have his own practice clinic where he hires only the cutest medical assistants and be semi-famous on a TV show.
I could put up with fatty smell 40 hours per week for that.
Caleb Jackson
1200 calories is a little on the low side, but whatever works desu.
The reason we suggest cutting a smaller amount is so you don't have so much loose skin from drastic weight loss.
Camden Ward
Why do they all act like they need to talk to the tiny Persian doctor to even begin to lose weight?
All he's gonna tell him to do is to eat less and start moving for a month.