Tinder help please. This is rhe first girl ive matched that is plow ahile sover...

Tinder help please. This is rhe first girl ive matched that is plow ahile sover. How do I hide my autism and gymcel habits?

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Clearly you aren't sober now fag

just copy this conversation

she looks old as fuck and that makeup ain't fooling anyone. did some archaeologist dig this dinosaur up?

>ay gurl, were you hit by a truck?
>cuz damn, you're Nice

matches dont mean shit, get over it

This is a classic profile pic of someone who is fat

Shes 20

Ask to suck her toes.

What do they mean then? What means something?

looking that old at that age means two things; either she is lying about her age like most women are or she is fat and aging badly. assuming she is from the US both of those are probably true

Think of it this way. You're psyched for matching with her. She probably matched with 20+ other guys that day. Actually getting her to meet up with you would mean something.

It's not the same for her as it is for you. Men get far fewer matches than women, it can be a big deal for us if we haven't had one in a while, whereas most women get several if not hundreds a day. Just bear in mind she might not even reply at all.

does this work?

This

I'll let you know when I get some matches :(

>memerpals

Is there a sadder website?

A girl from my school super liked me. What do i do about this

fuck her

I guess i didnt think of it that way. Can this translate to gains somehow?

Have her make you a sandwhich afterwards?