Currently sweeping through the midwest US. It began after the warm weather in Feb/Early March.
People are reporting it's like Pneumonia but worse, coughing so bad, causing you to vomit.
There are no flu/cold symptoms, besides sinus, and congestion in the lungs. Also flu and cold medicine does nothing.
No information out there beside the usual January/Feb flu alerts.
Could be Fungus or mold origin.
Wipe down everything, and avoid crowds if you can.
Christian Davis
>tfw strong as fuck immune system
Easton Perry
I hope a few hundred million people die from it, please. World-wide at least. Let it spread. Kill as many as it can as fast as it can.
Charles Watson
Good thing I never leave the house
Owen Torres
you still breathe air
Joshua Ross
good thing i never breath air
Juan Hall
This
I played in the dirt as a kid and ate off the ground, my immune system is built like a fucking tank. I rarely ever get sick.
Nathaniel Murphy
fuck off edgemaster
my mom had it but it goes away
Asher Thomas
I never open the windows
Nathaniel Reed
How are you enjoying your pin worms user?
John Diaz
Hello Boogie.
Brody Ross
George Carlin detected
Nolan Perry
>pranalord maximolius
Ain't touchin my peanut
Have you seen it?
FUCK NO YOU HAVEN'T, IT'S THE SIZE OF A PEANUT!
Jose Martinez
>implying worms and fleas aren't free protein >implying I don't want parasites so I can connect with the Earth
Hudson Lewis
OMG I have this. Pls post original article
Jeremiah Martin
what did she do to cope and/or get rid of it
Nicholas Davis
bump
Dominic Garcia
There is none, and no mention in the media. This outbreak is being suppressed.
Brayden Phillips
You're not laughing now, are you?
Elijah Hernandez
I'm not coughing so bad I vomit; however, I have a particularly nasty headcold and sinus infection that didn't clear up with antibiotics and I've had it 3-4 weeks. It's so bad I have gotten sleep apnea like symptoms. Mucinex-D helps, but...barely
Nathaniel Ross
im in ohio and i have a scratchy throat =( started this morning. i hope it go away!
Noah Robinson
Keep us updated once you feel like eating brains
Connor Rivera
DRUMPF supporters are inbred trailer park trash hicks that vote against their own economic interests
Lucas Walker
>vote against their own economic interests >implying more free welfare is a reasonable economic interest
Some people actually want jobs and participate in the economy you cunt
Julian Torres
Then how did you hear about it? Do you know many who got it or something?
Brody Hernandez
I live in Oregon and I'm sick as a dog right now. Missed work and the gym 2 days now. It feels like I have a head cold, but I go back and forth between dry coughs and mucus coughs. I'm not even sure what meds to take. My symptoms rn are lethargy, headache, chills, cough (both dry and wet), congestion so bad I am unable to breathe from my fucking nose, eyes watering.
Landon Bennett
Well good thing the whole Midwest is losing its health care.
Connor Perez
th-thanks donald
Ethan Diaz
It's funny how retarded trump supporters are that they vote against their economic interests becuase they want to bow down to right wing Authortarianism
Elijah Diaz
They should weave some baskets.
Ayden Scott
>5 scoops have been deposited into your account
Jayden Gomez
It's likely just allergies for you
Josiah Clark
Thanks ...Big Guy!
Joseph Watson
Does it have anything to do with travel? Because I took a two week trip to Texas from Illinois late january and got my shit wrecked. My friend told me theres black mold in the air or something, it started as a bad cough with a ton of citrine phlegm and progressed into a flu so bad I couldnt keep water down. Fuck, I wouldnt wish it on anybody.
Bentley Campbell
it was either that or continue the process toward sharia law.
it was a no win scenario
we'll probably end up with both
Nathan Price
Wisconsin here. My dad was hospitalized with pneumonia and my mom has been very sick for over a week.
Cameron Garcia
>respiratory issues >only in America
It's called being fucking obese
Xavier Perez
Shit Trumpcuck voters believe. No health care for you user.
Adam Johnson
>bow down >no mention of the Bogdanoffs I need to do some research
David Torres
Convenient aren't they most of these conspiracy theories?
Carson Bailey
This might be another engineered flu strain that's gone out of control. Probably to force more people to get the flu-vaccine. The problem is that it's probably going to mutate in the wild and become something very bad.
Angel Kelly
>c h e m t r a i l s
Ayden King
but not you of course
Oliver Butler
Your source?
William Reyes
I got your source right here *grabs crotch* :3
Jaxson Myers
-stabs you in the balls- I said BACK THE FUCK OFF?
Benjamin Torres
*teleports behind u* now what :333
Logan Brown
>it was a hologram I'm sorry master. This is your last yahtzee. >snips your carotid arteries
Grayson Jackson
You still suck your boyfriend's cock
Liam Long
Me too, I went through Houston airport, and a while later I was coughing so hard I felt like vomiting, and even pulled a muscle from coughing so hard
Oliver Morris
Lefties literally aren't allowed on Veeky Forums It's impossible to be fit and liberal There are articles about it Back to redit
Christian Baker
I'm also in Ohio. I think the end is nigh.
Angel Anderson
Don't worry, plenty of right wingers also think you're retarded.
Hell Trump probably thinks you're retarded.
Gavin Roberts
Location: Bklyn, NY
Currently on day 9, got checked up by the doctor on day 4.
Symptoms: Sore throat (so bad, the doc swabbed for strep which came back negative resulting in a flu diagnosis), Unbreakable 6 day high fever, Painful Productive Coughing, Chills, Extreme Fatigue, Congested Sinus's
With prescribed cough syrup (gonna make lean later) of Promethazine, hall cough drops, afrin nasal decongestant and motrin, the sore throat, sinuses, and fever have gone. The weakness and dizziness is still going on tho, hope you boys get better soon
Christopher Cox
>what is sickness
Joshua Moore
Won't believe it until I see some sauce.
Adrian Fisher
no user it's some super cold he's going to die in 5 days :O
Parker Jackson
Fever AND chills? My friend's cousin had fever and chills at the saem tim and died
John Sullivan
good thing i've gone cold turkey from heroin a dozen times years ago, so if i catch this it'll be a walk in the park.
Evan Anderson
What is it this time? SARS? Bird Flu? Some other *cataclysmic* disease? Wake me up when millions are dead.
Ryan Garcia
It's word of mouth. Many people are talking about people they know that are getting it. I know a few who have it personally.
Chase Richardson
>he doesn't eat his own boogers for maximum immune system gains
Eli Moore
I am jealous of your preparations junkie user.
Jackson Morris
*tips MAGA cap*
Joshua Cook
>millions of dead Flyoverstanis >mexicans and muslims immigrate in because Trump's stupid ban is unconstitutional >they fill up the midwest and turn it deep blue It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Justin Gomez
>sharia law >votes for the guy whose VP wants the christian version of it >literally the same thing with less falafel
Adrian Scott
Pence >I personally don't agree with homosexuality but we are not going to do anything about it
Libs >LITERALLY CHRISTIAN SHARIA OMG KILL ALL INFIDELS
Ryder Clark
i think we all do this or at least should
Henry Turner
>implying you can snip arteries when u're ded
Benjamin Wood
oh user it appears that you merely killed my protégé perhaps...a demonstration of real power is in order what is a man? a miserable little pile of secrets but enough...talk have at you!
Juan Kelly
Why do I read that entire image every time
I know what it is, I already know it's pure autism in its most refined state
Fuck I hate this place
Sebastian Edwards
Everyone is just describing the flu, or even just a bad cold. You guys realise it's winter in the Northern Hemisphere right?
Also, I still note the lack of sources or evidence. Like I say, convenient.
Dominic Thompson
Where is your source OP?
Ethan Murphy
I hope so! I slept much of today. Throat is still scratchy, just a SLIGHT amount of phlem (ew). My fingers are crossed.
Agh, I don't want to dieeee
Samuel Martinez
stay away from the coasts (aka important people)
Charles Cook
That is literally what killes people during the spanish flu old people with weak immune systems did not die young adults with strong ones did
Jaxon Diaz
Shareblue this is the wrong board you faggots
Nathan Fisher
>Vote against their economic interests >Implying I don't benefit from Trumps tax plan >Implying I don't already have better healthcare and am relieved that I won't have to pay into a system that I don't use
Luke Jackson
just wait and use cough drops
Ethan Roberts
i hope my bitch ex whore dies from it, im glad i moved
Dylan Evans
>They mocked me for eating my boogers >Now they choke on vomit in their sleep
Who's laughing now huh?
Cooper Bell
>inbred trailer park trash hicks
It's
>rural and suburban retards
Sort your memes out.
Jason Wood
>Not grabbing pussy in a Trump thread
Honestly.
Jose Wood
I have such an overwhelming fuck everything immune system that i have severe crohns. Id like to see the virus try.
Evan Rodriguez
I'm sick in Ohio too and I mean really sick. I feel like I have every illness known to man. ⭐
Jason Collins
>because Trump's stupid ban is unconstitutional >unconstitutional
Michael Garcia
commies will twist your words to imply you're Satan and are trying to Shoa them again.
Leo Cook
Worm tablets you moron. I took those once every 6 months. Makes them crawl straight out your asshole or die.
Cooper Wilson
I switched from Crack back to coke. Cleared up the cough but now I got the sniffles.
Should I just start banging it?
Nicholas Johnson
:((( It's still just in my chest. Not a lot of phlegm. Throat is slightly scratchy. My breathing is more shallow and my mouth was dry af this morning. Also had weird ass dreams. Cried on the phone while talking to my mom and she got pissed (•~•). I need 2 get better asap. I plan on babysitting my little sibs at home with weekend and i dont wanna infect them.
Jordan Anderson
It's okay I think we all secretly hate this place
Julian Mitchell
>tfw developed a cough not too long ago
Jaxson Ramirez
Have been noticing this a shit ton in the PNW Any validity or just bait? >post sauce
Hunter Allen
I've had this for about a month now. It started as a basic cold and quickly became a nasty sinus infection/head cold. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. I'm starting to feel better though after getting a ton of rest today. I think you'll be okay. Although I also had crazy dreams at one point if I could even sleep
Levi Davis
RUSSIA HACKED OUR IMMUNE SYSTEMS
Hunter Garcia
Late last week I got a sore throat and have been coughing up mucus. Sore throat is gone but I'm still coughing up lots of mucus and blowing my nose. Am I gonna live?
Robert Gutierrez
Yeah, but you're going to be coughing your lungs up and tired as fuck for a few weeks. So...be prepared.
Ayden Turner
What makes you all think it's transmitted through the air? Air is probably the less likely if the agent is really fungi.
Joseph Brooks
Iam liberal as they come and I lift heavy fucking weights and have a harem of sluts
Stfu you stupid trailer park faggot
Isaiah Stewart
>tfw I had this a few years ago and everyone thought I was crazy and now they are getting it and I'm just looking around like "oh? not feeling well?"