What is sex like for a narcissist?

In all seriousness, I find that women are far more easily pleased if you make it seem like it's just for yourself

I noticed this alot with my ex
If I would finger her and just say shit like "please cum", she barely reacted, but when I say stuff for me like "cum for me," "I wanna see you cum, it's so hot," etc, she came MUCH faster

It's not politically correct to say, but I think women genuinely enjoy being in a mans frame, more than being independent

>say shit like "please cum"

I used to put women on a pedestal like CRAZY, bro
I always did the whole roses & dates thing, I cringe thinking about it today

Now I treat them more like fuck-puppets, which they seem to prefer for whatever reason

Well, I can't have sex with myself so lining a wall with mirrors and pounding women in front of it is as close as I can get.

Bateman may have secretly influenced this purchase.

Except if that she had that all arranged then you know she's done that just about 6 thousand times.

>implying I made a value judgement
Learn to read, trash.

Putting them on a pedestal puts pressure on women. They don't like that. Treating them like a "fuck puppet" at least demonstrates that you have the self-worth to take charge, which they do like even though it's not the whole picture.

youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

I look at my wife when we have sex and just get lost in it with her, i enjoy that i give her a great body to have sex with.

Exactly mate, that's why she was a pump and dump

But by that virtue you are also a pump and dump.

I find that how far a girl goes for you is directly correlated with how out of her league she finds you

I once had a girl nostop deepthroat me for 25 minutes straight, it was insane
Later she told me she did it because she thought I would leave her for another girl otherwise

Make your girls jealous, brehs
Make them think you can find another in an instant
She'll be on your knees

re-watching that scene it hits too close to home

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I was trying to hit 100 notches on my belt as quickly as possible, I am a reformed man whore now

when I was fucking my ex I couldn't stop looking at my triceps in the mirror, the lighting was perfect

Good. Narcissists are all about the "I'm the best" mentality, so they'll o to the end of the earth to please you

IF

They see you as someone who is as "good" as them, or close to them. If they're just using your body, they'll likely fuck caveman style, ignoring your orgasm.

Nigga shut the fuck up

>"please cum"

Too late, damage done. You will never have a committed, long term marriage.

that lighting makes you look sikk as fuck, i love it. best part of going to motels desu

Great.

Almost as good as masturbation.

Not him, but that was a value judgement. You implied that he was stupid because he was critical of lazy English speaking

mufuggin BIX NOOD

>I used to do things on one extreme, and now I just do things on the other extreme. It's much better!

I don't get this. Why not just treat them like you would any other person?

> women
> people
Pick one

Fuck this advice. I can't do it. I'm a pretty cool dude around friends, but as soon as an unknown girl talks to me I go full autism.

I don't even have to like her, it's just any reasonably attractive girl throws me way off.

Realizing that you're not really attracted to someone sexually, just that you get validation from the fact that they find you attractive and interesting enough to fuck.

This, it sucks to feel that way. Sometimes. :P

While that works if you only want her as a friend, it doesn't work if you want to actually fuck her.

Treating them like "any other person" doesn't make them feel special, which means they don't like it either.

that's me

Kek

Considering I got cheated on by the first two girls I fucked I don't think a committed relationship was ever in my cards. From the get go I've never been able to trust a bitch

whats your point dumbass
what are you some married cuck?
gtfo

>pls cum

epic

"Please cum"
Include me in the screencap

KEK

>asking your girl to please c-cum instead of forcefully telling her to

...

Just flex a 'cep and tell her to please cum

I'm not autistic though haha

Pretty standard dude.

>include me in the screencap

What happened - Did Veeky Forums become 9gag??

This

My gf and I just got into our hotel in DC, as soon as we close the door to our room, she pushes me down into a chair and pulls my pants down and starts mad sucking my cock. All I can look at is my reflection in the mirror on the back of the door. I looked at her head bouncing on my cock a few times, but mostly I was mirin my own legs

>what is sex like for a narcissist?
She usually just lays there and takes it.