Why there are no mirin threads anymore? It is an inseparable part of making it. There is no better feeling than having people compliment your gains. Mirin' threads can be the most motivating, for those who have not yet been mired.
Post your stories. Unfortunately I don't have any good story to share.
My mom says I look handsome.
No one made it past 2014.
me on the left
>breddy good genetics, kinda Veeky Forums, autismo as fuck
>going to favorite shwarma place after workout
>new worker there, 9/10 lightskin arab cutie, probably owner's daughter
>feel like she was being nice while ordering, but I'm awkward and not good at flirting with randos
>eat food facing away from her, as I get up, see her staring hard from behind the counter
>she smiles but I kinda look away quickly and bus my stuff
>she's busy when I'm walking out, don't make eye contact again
fugg, she was really cute
she was nice to you because you was a customer m8
>Living in another country
>Don't speak native language well
>cutie working
>order protein shake in english
>hear her say to co-worker I was cute
>gives drink
>asks in English where I'm from
>too tired from workout to flirt
>just say, America
>Autism doesn't let me continue convo
>she laughs, goes back to work
>Hasn't talked to me since
is it really? i like u senpai, i wish u were my friend.
:3
>Best Friend's sister starts working out
>cute, great ass, smart
>Fast progress, strong devotion, great ass
>not a lot of fit girls in area
>Start working out with her
>Usually get food after, essentially a date
>Sexual Tension is great motivator
>Do a DL 5x5 with 3 plates to impress her
>She tells me how strong I am and stuff
>Think she's into me but don't want to muck friendship with her or best friend.
>tfw too autistic to know if I'm friendzoning her or myself.
What the hell, just go for it, m8. Start flirting and let things happen. Have sex on a bench.
Do full friend zone.
If she is good looking, other random grils will see you with her and find you more attractive.
And
She can introduce you to her friends.
Just don't catch a feels for her. That'd be a shit.
>be strongfat rugby player (prop)/ amateur powerlifter
>walking out of gym, pass by front desk
>card scanner lady pipes up
>"Saw you benching today, user! Looking big out there!"
>"T-thanks, you t-too."
>Went home and did 5x5 of self hate, supersetted with social awkwardness
not mirin but I have a story and I need someone to explain to me what just happened
>at the gym
>forgot my water bottle so I'm walking to the fountains
>this chick in a sports bra, tight shorts and boxing gloves walks up
>she starts drinking from the tall fountain
>aight I'll drink from the lower fountain, gymbro is waiting on me
>while I'm drinking she pats me on the back and says "thank you" very sincerely
>walks away before I can even go "what?"
tell me what the fuck that was about
Today a middle aged woman was staring at my butt
How long till I get mired?
i was in the pool with my dad last week and when i got up to get a beer in the fridge he said "damn user you're getting ripped, look at the size of your back"
bc she thought you let her use the tall fountain lol
I mean, she got there first. She was about to drink by the time I even walked up. Are dudes at the gym that big of dickheads that they refuse to use the short fountain ever?
You guys love each other? Tell us more
I've been here since kgf2013 breh and its 2017
Optimism is gone
he's aight
this so much
He has been dead for 6 years.
Your dad wants to fuck you user
All you need is 20 seconds of being brave ask her user
>kgf2013
What did he mean by this?
>Walking into my uni gym
>theres the main desk where 3 cuties and 1 guy employees are swiping student ID's and handin out towels.
> Guy employee looks down at my shoes and says, "sperries, huh?" while giving me a tap on the shoulder
> don't know what he meant by that or how he wanted me to respond, just say yup
> while walking away one of the cutie employees says to the guy "Why are you messing with a guy with arms that big?! you're gonna get in trouble someday"
Even though i sperged out I was still mired, felt good.
REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE THEY SO COMFORTABLE AND CASUALLY FLIRTY TOUCHING HIS BAREASS CHEST AND THEY'RE FUCKING STRANGERS
AND GETTING CLOSE AND PRESSING THEIR BEWBS ON HIM REEEEEEEE
Were you wearing boat shoes?
It's because they find him sexually attractive. An experience you will never understand.
Seriously nigga what is that? Is he fucking pregnant? That looks like internal bleeding tbqh, fucking terrifying.
>There is no better feeling than having people compliment your gains
i can name at least six. in fact, half the time people "mire" your gains, it's just ugly women and uncomfortable
Yes but i had a change of sneakers in my backpack. And they also have a pool with sana and people wear boat shoes around the deck and tile all the time. So it shouldnt of been weird for me to have them on.
He's expanding his diaphragm, it's a sign of strong abdominal muscles. You can literally see his 6 pack ontop.
Girl at work with a boyfriend keeps flirting with me
Spent a good amount of today touching her in some way (arm around her, small of back, etc)
Feels good mang.
>mfw this is the genetics women want to populate the earth with
Sperry's are boat shoes, user, that's what he meant. I guess he was being condescending. I think they may be more popular with women too, like a guy wearing Lulu Lemon, I dunno.
>Fast progress, strong devotion, great ass
I don't know why this cracked me up.
do you know her? if she remembers your name just from swiping your id or whatever then she is totally into you.
what the hell
what's wrong with boat shoes?
and he tapped you on the shoulder? I would have made a wtf face at him and walked off
Be careful with those ones
>>just ugly women
Everyone knows the mirin ladder. In order of first to last
Your mum
Ugly crazy girls
Your family
Ugly girls
Your friends
Sexy crazy girls
Guys
Sexy girls
I think you have a bit to go, friend
some memesters don't like them
when the girl hover hands, why are these chicks so beta baka
Until you make your own bs story up.
How ripped are you?
>tfw you finally find a girl willing to suck your cack
>she sucks your cack
>teeth
FFFDUCK Veeky Forums
>be 6 ft 200 lbs, been on a pretty heavy exercise routine recently (2-3 workouts per day incl. 5 day split)
>be military (muhreens)
>gunny from my old platoon comes up to me
>"Goddam user you're lookin trim. Gettin ready for the beach huh?"
>"Y-yes Gunny"
>"Haha! Lookin good keep it up!"
>"Th-thanks Gunny"
>discussing going home on leave with roommate
>he's the definition of broscience, spends hundreds of dollars on preworkouts, supplements, protein, pro hormones etc
>looks like shit because "powerlifter"
>I literally just eat at the chow hall and maybe eat a protein bar every once in a while
>Tells me he's gonna cut hard for a month before he goes home this summer
>says "yeah I want something like your body, but obviously not as cut because I don't want my lifts to go down"
>mfw we pretty much have the same lifts
>tell him he should just do some cardio with me and he won't have to cut as hard
>"haha yeah right bro and lose my gains? Nah man I'm just gonna eat at a 1000 calorie deficit. I'll lose like 5 lbs a week that way"
>last week we started rolling our sleeves on our cammies because it's that time of year
>get my roll real tight, arms looking noticeably bigger and more vascular than last season
>on duty a few days ago
>every other person who walks by makes a comment about my arms
>"Jesus user lookin small huh?? Haha just kiddin bro"
>"user why your sleeves so tight man? Curls for the girls right?"
>mfw I don't do curls
Yeah so all these mires are from dudes but, you know, obviously no homo or anything.
>Be me, lifting for a bit, always been stronk and lifting heavy shit for work.
>Always smiling, ain't not time for resting cunt face.
>Generally get very good responses from people from smiling all the time.
>Mirin' a waitress as she walks from table to table
>See's me mirin, oh shit.jpeg
>She smiles and waves, I spaghetti wave back.
>Crisis averted.
>Constantly catch people looking at me/away when I'm out in public.
>Wearing a tight shirt. Come out of store, 100m away see two girls walking together.
>One nudges the other, then points at me. They look at me, then to each other, talking amongst themselves.
>Feels good.
>That sore feeling of a hard workout making me feel like The Hulk wherever I go
>The constant looking at/away making me feel like a Chad wherever I go
>Huge confidence boost
>I can conquer all
Then after every time...
>Go home
>Get undressed
>Look in mirror
>Fat
>DYEL muscle sizing
>Reconsider all mires
>Maybe just people being nice or judgmental
>Begin feeling like shit for how I look
Anyone else body dysmorphia or just me?
I've posted this before
>heading to Sprouts with a sick pump after the gym
>get a basket loaded with chicken breast, veggies and greek yogurt
>spot a qt that usually rings me out
>she's short, perky with a bubbly personality
>6/10 at best wouldn't tell anyone I hit it
>as I walk to her counter her eyes light up
>Heyyy it's mr macho getting healthy food again
>You look really big haha
>Think in my head for you
>say for you out loud
>As she's ringing me out she tells her life story
>her goals and dreams, wtf
>She Finally shuts up and says I hope you're doing good today
>Tell her I'd be doing better with her number
>She blushes and runs to get a pen
>Ask her when she gets off, I'll swing by then
>she's soaked at this point and tells me 9
>As I walked out I instinctively crumbled the receipt and threw it away
>I realized what I just did and looked back and saw her staring
>manually walked the fuck out
>M-Mirin
Now I have to drive 20 minutes just to get groceries
>Think in my head for you
>say for you out loud
Niice
>le person who is getting paid to be nice was being nice to me xDD le mire
nigga looks like he is a shit ton stronger than conner
Same here
>Finish workout
>Change in locker room
>Think I look ripped as fuck in the mirror
>Get home
>Go into shower
>Think I look deflated and small in the bathroom mirror
>Good feels dissapear
Everyone who really makes it stops going to this site
Why the fuck does your father call you user?
What's wrong with your family?
trying to make sense of women HAHAHAHA
Alpha as fuck
>you was
Hi Tyrone!
Cringe
itty bitty baby
itty bitty boat
Only mired by those that disgust me.
10/10 nostalgia meme
I laughed way harder than I should have. Pretty much a solid habit with receipts, would have done the same user.
>tfw stacys are flirting with me just to mock me
...
he mentioned the "great ass" twice, that's what got me
Hey, I remember you! I died the first time I saw this story.
fag
Shit was this in brisbane west end? I swear Ive seen that exact girl
Genetics..... I didn't know genetics came in 300mg/ml 10ml bottles, cause that's what they want
Yeah I get mired mostly by dudes, no homo. I'm pretty fucking big though so it's probably one of those I passed the point of diminishing returns. Idc I'm married to a gt314 that likes it and don't lift for chicks, I lift because I'm asbergurs as fuck and it's something I enjoy doing.
Be me yesterday, load lmao 3 plate on the bar, do a set of bent over rows, random dude at gym walks over says "Jesus Christ I thought you were setting up for a deadlift, your a fucking monster" tthanks random guy in gym....
Because they're played out and ugly.
This is pretty accurate, gj
Maybe she was being sarcastic. In my gym if you use both tall and short fountains at the same time, the water flow will be weak
Bradley?
who the hell is bradley? i'm frank
>>Think in my head for you
>>say for you out loud
>>As I walked out I instinctively crumbled the receipt and threw it away
Jesus Christ.
Everyone here pretends to have autism and makes shit up. Please tell me this is fake my dude.
prove it
>bradley
>new gym, moved to a new city
>doing heavy deadlifts
>not feeling great on that day, kinda dizzy after every set
>so I rest after every set a little more than usual, doing the power pose (not deliberately) to catch my breath
>16 year old qt hooks into my arm and starts dancing with me to the music blasting, like the old Bavarian dance
>we dance for a few seconds, she makes a curtsey and says thanks
>some applause by other gym members
>I continue my workout
She is doing her 'Ausbildung' there (like three years of job training). Since then we are pretty cool with each other.
And before you ask, no we did not fuck and it is not going to happen. I'm 30 years old. Maybe in two years.
Bro you dont even know
>be at party in near uni a few years ago
>qt blonde starts talking to me
>we get a few drinks
>she starts feeling my arms I get nervous ask her to dance
>she dances like an honorless slut rubbing her ass against my erection and occasionally bobbing down to touch her toes and press her ads harder against me
>think this is my moment
> ask her to come back to my dorm
>she says yes
> im so excited my brain Shuts down into autismo mode
>look her dead in the eyes and say "seriously?"
>excited I start heading for the exit
>don't even wait for her
>get in my car with an ear to ear smile
>drive home and realize what I've done
>......At least I got kissed
So youre saying you left in such a rush you literally forgot the girl?
I dont believe you. You're all lying.
>tfw I go out
>tfw I dont do anything spectacular
>b urself
>talk like a guy with nothing to lose, but have some confidence
>smile every ocne in a while
>take home
>fuck
>dont returned calls
its not that fucking hard
go for it!!!!! if she actually likes you her brother will understand
I wouldn't mind if I was your friend just because I know you and I assume you'd be a cool guy seeing as how we're best friends and all. Run it by him just in case, your friendship with him is more important than her. Plus she probably has hot friends.
Not sure if her nose was the big issue or just a horrible picture.
She lost weight and, different eyebrows.
I don't know.
>Different eyebrow
>Different hairstyle
>Smiling
>Eyes don't look like she's lost all hope in life
I think it was just a bad picture, but the nose job helps.
You 2 are completely not fit and non bros.
No one wants anyone fucking their sister let alone one of their own friends.
I get mires all the time and I don't look like I even lift.
>tfw really handsome but don't know how to talk to girls
>she's
A fuck.
Hormones are powerful as fuck.
I'm not insecured about my hairline
Took to long o reply.
>bradley confirmed
the only fat person in that webm is the girl
kek
>tfw never been mired
>even if ever was, im too much of an aspie to push it, flirt and fuck any girl
Really makes me wanna kill myself.
>for you
good shit user
W-why are his nipples below his pecs? what am I looking at
he looks pretty strong, look at his shirt tight around his arm and forearm. Yes he has a beer belly and is expanding his diaphragm so normally he must just be bulking
>Everyone here pretends to have autism and makes shit up
y-yeah haha, g-goteem. Idk about you guys but I'm a completely adjusted social individual haha
this 100%