Work

>work
>break time
>finally have coworker friends
>talk about lifting
>feels fucking good man
>talking about our arms
>gets to me
>"yeah I used to be a twink until like 2 years ago"
>silence
>gay coworker starts unloading
>no idea twink was slur
>storms to hr
Im going to get canned because of this fucking board. Fuck you

just become a trap easy fix

That homo sounds like a fucking faggot; twink isn't a slur unless you happen to be a supersensitive chronically asspained snowflake.

Twink isn't actually a slur though, it's more like bear, essentially just a sexual term for gay people. Not sure why you thought it was an appropriate word to use unless you actually are gay

Isn't twink like a gay-porn word?

That's weird. I always got more respect from gays when showing I was privy to their culture.

lol just tell hr youre gay

Tell them you identified as a twink. Ask them to respect your sexual orientation.

This OP, it's 2017.
How dare they tell you that your not allowed to identify as a twink at sometime in your life.

>finally have coworker friends
>talk about lifting
>feels fucking good man
>talking about our arms

why would you ever want to talk about lifting, especially "your arms", with co-workers? that's pure fucking cringe my man. kys

Just say you're gay they literally have no argument

this
Your coworker is a sensitive pussy OP

>talking about lifting at work

You fucked up OP, talking about lifting is probably the worst thing you can do.

also
>Im going to get canned because of this fucking board. Fuck you
Unless you live in the most flaming homosexual workplace in California then I highly doubt this. Even then, if you put the word in context ANY unemployment office would overrule your firing and give you unemployment checks out the ass.

Legit good idea.

Anyone can "be" whatever they want to be in this day and age and the fuckin libtards will support you so hard you could live off of tumblr donations

>living in a day and age where drinking milk is considered racist
yeah he's getting the axe

Assuming that OP event happened which it probably didn't. Even then people shit posting on twitter or dumping milk on a live stream isn't the same way employment offices do.

Right?

Anyway Op in hr just tell them the truth that 2 years ago you were a twink homosexual but now you are a fit homosexual.

Dude, you sid absolutely nothing wrong. You used to identify as a twink up until 2 years ago.
He's just mad because he thought you were gay too and going to suck his cock.
If you blow him you might not get fired.

>>storms to hr
And thats why /pol/ hates faggots. Real /pol/ anyways. Just looking to start some shit

Better, tell hr you are Bi, to save yourself issues if the faggotto sees you out of work with a female.

To add onto this, even if homodude was so pissed he walked to HR OP said he was talking with additional coworkers. If HR does attempt to fire him he could easily recall the other coworkers who could confirm the context of the statement.

IF this is true then the worst that would probably happen is a writeup.

this OP just say im gay. its like the dentist in seinfeld that becomes jewish to make jewish jokes.

Shoulda flexed a 'cep and told the gaybro not to be mad cuz you bat for the same team. Then you'd have your own cocksleeve at work. Classic gymcel fuckup.

As far as your employer is concerned, you are now bisexual, or gay and too scared to come out - you were just testing the waters.

They'll have to respect your sexuality and privacy or they could be in serious trouble.

If you don't have the balls to run with that story, then you're probably too much of a pussy to hold onto a decent job anyway.

Wow user, I guess this is your /pol/, i.e. butthurt, supervillain origin story. I guess you're going to give absolute strangers a hard time for being gay now because you went about using words you found on the internet without understanding their context.

How about this:
Apologize and explain to the employee that you legitimately thought it meant skinny guy and show him a picture of you from two years ago. Buy him a beer and have a laugh with everyone.

Or you could have an autistic fit and ruin your life further through rage.

Your choice.

similar story
>mech e major
>in classroom waiting for production and design class to start
>some of the other guys start giving me shit about a girl i was hitting on between classes
>literally just say "yeah, shes a bitch but id still hit it"
>hear "excuse me, can we tone down the locker room talk"
>immediately remember that there is actually a female in this class
>its the professors daughter (hes also the professor of several other higher lever classes in my major)
>turn around and apologize
>she still looks salty as fuck, giving me a death stare
>she leaves a couple minutes later, probably to tell daddy
>was worried for a couple days shed get me in trouble with the campus somehow
>getting shit for both girls by all the dudes in my major now
it was a funny week

Pull your coworker aside next time you see him. Explain you didn't know twink was a slur (I'm gay and didn't know it was a slur dude i thought it was a more crash way of referring to skinny gay dudes, hence all the twink porn out there. You don't see gay porn going "two faggots fucking" you see a lot of twinks or "daddies" in there.) Just pull him aside and explain and apologize, making sure you stress that you would've never used the word if you had known it was a slur. Then go turn yourself into HR and explain the same thing and how you apologized to your co-worker. You might still get a mark on your record but hopefully you'll only be on probation or something and not fully fired.

It's your best bet besides lying and saying you're gay too. (Not an excuse because a lot of places are strict regardless of who's saying the slurs).

bait thread desu,alll lies.

>having faggot coworkers
kek

>tfw coworker and I were shittalking his little stepbrother's gay snapchats
>heard my other coworker yell FUCKING NIGGERS today

>be homo
>have a circle of gay slut friends
>I'm the only one who lifts
>call them all twinks all the time
>they fucking love it

its not that guys just a queer

that fag just over sensitive.

twink is not a slur

>talk about fitness with coworkers
>instantly everyone is a expert about it despite being in shit shape

This.

Should instantly have broken his jaw there and then.

Prime omaga male example.

pics?

It's not a slur and your HR dept will know that.

It's not a slur at all.

Tell them that you're gay lol

>hr asks you to prove it by sucking dick

This is more like what I've experienced 260 lb alcoholic told me I shouldn't eat so much protein bc it's bad for the blood flow