I think I'll just leave this here

>why not get a dick job? ~$5000 to change your life
I got a fairly big dick currently but id love a bigger one but its exclusivly for ego reasons
Girls dont really care about the size of your dick, when i say this i dont mean they wont walk out and not call if they find out you got a small dick.
I am saying they wont fuck you simply because you have a big dick, it wont matter to them at all whatsoever or in any way

Its extremly difficult to get girls to fuck and even moreso to start a relation and having a bigger dick wont magically solve this problem.

So it goes down to this
If you want a bigger dick for ego reasons and dont care about dating/relations/sex, spend your money on the penis job
If you do care about sex and want to fuck spend your money on a hooker, guaranteed results alot faster

>and guys who want to have sex with them.

That's a LOT of support. It's half of humanity, and the only half you care to impress.

>massaging the tissue

hue hue hue

I think youre missing his point entirely, i live with a girl who works as a stripper and she has done a boob job. I personally prefer small boobs to big ones and i hate fake tits but its not a topic of discussion

She has however said that she thought she would get more attention from guys than she did, according to her only a small subgroup are into big/fake tits and the net effect has probably been +/- zero in attention from guys

tl:dr
Not all guys like big/fake tits

The injected fat won't help with erections, and who gives a fuck how big your dick is when it's flaccid?

And if these guys actually get laid with their fake dicks, won't they end up with a donut of fat pushed all the way down the shaft?

doesn't it fuck up how your dick works. I dont know where I read it but something like this procedure makes it difficult to get a full erection or even enjoy sex

basically you're removing your ability to actually enjoy sex in order for it to be a bit bigger.

dicks are supposed to be hard, not soft and fatty

this procedure breaks the dick. You wont be able to get actual real erections and wont be able to really feel or enjoy sex. You're destroying your penis just so it looks slightly better when flaccid.

Dear autists,

Unless you have a literal micropenis, your size doesn't fucking matter. Worrying about it will just make you anxious and unable to perform - which does matter.

t. probably dicklet

>along the penile shaft

Yup it shit

>Whats stopping you Veeky Forums?
Because i will never have surgery on my dick. Iv'e never gotten why anyone would want to get surgery on their otherwise normally functioning penis; including vasectomies, I'd rather just use a condom for the rest of my life

>v'e never gotten why anyone would want to get surgery on their otherwise normally functioning penis
Ego reasons?
Big dicks are aesthetic to people and ego is very important

you might lose function but what the fuck does that matter anyway if youre never using it?

>mfw his dick post surgery is still smaller than mine

>you might lose function but what the fuck does that matter anyway if youre never using it?
Enjoy never wanking again, you permavirgin.

>6.5"
>anything than a dicklet yourself
lmao

6'4"
9x6 here btw

Tfw 7.5" x 4.3"
It really sucks having no girth.

For 5 grand I could get enough chinese HGH of questionable quality to make my dick actually bigger

Where the fuck are you finding $500 prostitutes?

>HGH
>make my dick actually bigger
Got any study saying this works?

hgh after puberty... great idea

Seems like a lot of money for just 10 prostitutes. I would think it would be closer to 20-30 if not 30-40 for 5k

Only study I could find is for pre pubertal boys
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6406387

Everything else is anectodal and thus highly questionable

>human growth hormone

>haha you're slightly above average penis length, dicklet!

You and the people who laugh at 5'10-6'1 people are retarded.

Yeah its human growth hormone and not penis growth hormore mate, hence the question

Damn, if it did work id order me a batch right now
bigger muscles, bigger dick...whats not to like?

Yeah I guess it only makes your human bigger

There's a lot of anecdotal evidence that says that HGH makes your dick bigger, but the issue is A) getting decent quality HGH and B) affording it because US pharma grade HGH (which is what you honestly should be running if you're using HGH) is fucking expensive.

>the transplanted fat turning lumpy

I don't think I seen a single after shot where this didn't happen.

Well honestly the issue of money can be overcome
I dont make millions but investing in getting a bigger dick and muscles to feel better about myself is more worth my time than other bullshit i could spend it on

maybe ill try HGH after all, downsides dont look that bad when compared to the upside

>Brits pay for their diminute penises to become average sized

5x3 reporting in, feels good to be T H I N N, anal with every girl, best blowjobs, oohhh yeah!

cheap ones are like 80-120, you can get top quality cunt in my city for 200, if you want to go all out and smack her around, choke her and spit on her it could be up to 500 or more.

not sure if HGH gains last either, and it can mess up your face / hands / stomach. All growing bigger and looking odd. It's a risk to do.

maybe in ten years if they figure out a way to enlarge a penis without also destroying it. This procedure leaves weird lumps on your dick and tend to cause circulation issues which can make your dick useless.

The fact that I have a length of 7 inches and more impressively a girth of 7 inches.
I'm a wristlet, with a circumference of 6.5 inches.
My dick is thicker than my wrist.
Not like I get to use it though.

EH REH EH REH EH REH

Ribbed, for her pleasure

to have your dick enlarged, first you need to have a gf or partner. You can't fuck yourself with a huge cock, and surely he's not going to suck himself, so get one who sucks for you before going under the knife

>still be 18%bf as before
>but ALL OF IT IN MY DICK
just fuck my shit up fampai

500 bucks ? you think its overpriced?
I made an appoitments with this cute 18 years old the whole weekend for just 230 euros.

>he's yet to have taken the robpill

OP didnt you know?? Everyone on Veeky Forums has 6.5inches or bigger. Fuck statistics, everyone here has a horse dick between their legs.

>Its extremly difficult to get girls to fuck
Speak for yourself.

I'd opt for hair transplants first. A shitty hairline is worse than an average benis.

>7x7
God emperor of chodes, pls post crudely censored pic n-no homo

I like your style.

Can't wait for shemale pornstars to get this.

HGH unlike normal steroids actually produces new muscle fibers and the gains are permanent, assuming you don't just stop lifting. The face/hands/gut etc is from water retention which will go away when you stop. people like big Lenny get that way from combining insulin with HGH and being idiots with it, so as long as you avoid doing that you'll be fine

>daily jew

keep trying

this

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t. i got lucky and managed to get a girlfriend so now im entitled to piss all over everyone else because i feel surperior when i nag my gf for sex

Must be nice being 17

Enjoy my chode
i.imgur.com/2PJ4tNf.jpg

I'd be more likely to get facial surgery than dick surgery desu
I'm happy with my average dingaling

google "penuma"

this fat injection stuff should be a thing of the past already but dudes not willing to do a minute's worth of research keep paying for inferior procedures and thus slowing down the adoption better technology. Up the demand boyos and we'll all get egococks for cheap!

would suck no homo

>her

I think it depends on the shape of the boob. If it looks ridiculously big, it will be ridiculed. If it looks like natural boobs (also like a nice teardrop), they will be accepted, even liked

>dick is thinner and shorter than mine
>i'm natty
Th-thanks Genetics

>penuma
so this is the quality dick implant?

whatever lets you sleep at night friend

>What's stopping you Veeky Forums?

I don't have 5k to splash out on a bigger dong

I'll stick with my 7x6 tbhfam

Better than I expected. I bow to your Chodeness.

>The penis implant costs about $13,000.
u wot m8
>Penuma grows the penis by an average 2 to 2.5 inches of length and girth, there are L XL and XXL models available
fun, but no you cant choose xxl every time its based on some other factors too
>While the procedure generally takes a mere 60 minutes, patients are instructed to have no sex or masturbate for six to eight weeks.
:(
>Penises must be circumcised. We will perform a circumcision for eligible candidates.
LE HAND RUBBING OVEN DODGER MEME
GET SLIGHTLY BIGGER DICK BUT LOSE FORESKIN

bottom line: not worth it. not fda approved so literally only one fella in the world can do it.

the woes of deciding between a 10 incher jew shlong or a healthy normal but somewhat smaller benis

my head hurts

my dick is literally just under 6 inches right now, my real dick not my internet penis. If I could chose I'd only want it to be a bit bigger from 5'9 to like 6'1. I don't need a massive dick, my thickness is already pretty nice.

>no sex or masturbate for six to eight weeks
this is the spooky part, can I touch my penis, what if it rubs up against something. How fragile is it now? if im not jerking off or fucking i'll start getting random erections, will that fuck my dick up. This sound like too big of a risk.

>10 incher
im not even sure you could fuck women with that, other than extreme porn stars.

i have 7.2, getting this thing would literally get me to 9.7 kek, hilarious and worrying at the same time

not gonna lose my foreskin though, nice try shlomo

I would do it to add like an inch in girth. Im 7.5x5 and my dick looks like a pencil

No thanks.
Would rather keep my 9.25 uncut penis.

Besides, the body would reabsorb that fat and leave you with a lumpy odd looking dick. You have to continuously get that surgery to keep the size.

>You have to continuously get that surgery to keep the size.

But it's only $5000, my friend. A bargain! Surely you can afford the payments.

>5'9 to like 6'1
LITERAL METERS OF COCK

also yes, it can be done (had unrelated surgery in the area and had to hold back on the naughty for five weeks too) but boyyy does it suck. and, well, paying no less than 13 fucking grand for this has me skeptical.

>9.25
cool :)

besides, we were talking about penuma (the silicone sheet implant), not the bodyfat one in the OP, thats just pants on head retarded to begin with

So now when I say "I've got a fat cock" I'll be being literal?

Penuma complications are incredibly scary and I would not mess with my dick unless it was 2 inches erect.

>7x7
The tasteful thickness of it. Seriously man 7X7 is perfection tier. Trim your fucking pubes and post more!

>5.5x4
>no one will ever be excited about my dick
>missed out on teen sex so don't even have memories painted in the enthusiastic light of discovering sex
Just die in my sleep already

I have a friend who has a horsecock (visual confirmation) and he would change it to a smaller model if he could. Here are some of his complaints

>some grils are so scared of it they refuse to have sex with him
>fucking a gril requires a lot of foreplay and/or lube
>sometimes he needs to stop mid fuck because it hurts too much
>going recklessly balls deep is like a black man thinking he is equal to white man, just a dream
>anal is completely out of question
>people stare at it if he wears anything resembling tight clothes
>much harder (heh) to make it and keep it rock hard
>every man with a normal dick thinks he is living the dream and are jelly/rude because of it

He could be making up all of this to make me, a dicklet happy. I seriously doubt it though.

>paying 5000 dollars to have a penis smaller than mine