Reminder to not even bother with squats or diddly if you're just lifting to get your dick wet

Reminder to not even bother with squats or diddly if you're just lifting to get your dick wet.

>Being such a beta you lift just to get attention from sluts
Go watch some cuck porn and dont post again
SAGED

I have to strongly disagree with the ass part.
They love a nice ass just like we do.

a-ask her if minor gyno is a dealbreaker...

this

Eat shit. I was asking for confirmation from an actual grill of something that I already knew.

This is what I thought until I got big butt from squatting. Even my female friends who didn't sperg about rest of my body would openly stare or grab and feel it up at times. Especially if I was wearing the right kind've pants.

> abs
> don't bother with diddly
You retarded or something?

this.

barbell hip thrusts are the best for isolating the gloots

>it's an OP messages himself pretending to be a girl thread

>core strength is the same thing as abs
You have to go back.

>one girl represent entire female population

>implying girls know what they want

this

The general consensus I got was that legs matter as much as dog shit. Half of them cared about ass, but didn't care that much.

>p-pls notice me

Thats cool dude but i have the same gf from when i was 6'1 140lbs and she is going to suck my balls dry tonight. You are a gayboi.

>Verizon
die cuck

Girls don't know they like legs, but they do
Leg muscles aren't obviously defined like 'ceps and pec's, so they can't point it out as something they like
But they do, even if they don't recognize it

Strong legs are like the bass player of your body
No body really notices when they're good, but if they're absent or weak, everything seems far worse

I heard a girl saying well developed calves made her wet once

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>just like we do.

males are willing to completely ignore a face if there is a nice ass. Girls won't do the same. Stop acting as if they're on the same level, yeah they notice, but nowhere near as much as males do

They like butts but men LOVE butts. Seeing a fat ass triggers something primal in men

I seriously doubt it see a nice male ass does something similar to women

they like ass just like other nice looking muscles brah, those glutes are used to give them a good pounding

>I have a girlfriend!!1!
Cool

Interesting theory.

> strong TVA prevents distended gut
I'll gladly go back if it gets me out of Retardland, population: you

I don't think most women think that way. For the most part they're just looking for tall, broad-shoulders and a strong jawline indicating high test.

urge to rape....RISING!!!

>Seeing a fat ass triggers something primal in men
Only if you are ape like

You mean those faggot tight pants you wear

>what are vacuums

Women care about a balanced physique. They don't know about how a body should be proportioned, but they DEFINITELY notice if something is off.

All you gotta do is Flex a cep to get some attention from a qt

Yeah, like men hot women want to fuck. You know Chad, Jamal, Vicent, Miguel the rainbow coalition of studs that all women and most dykes drop their panties for.

Whenever I wear sweats now, my booty cheeks eat 'em
>pic related

>An ass so phat it devours garments

I have no idea why this raises my test so much. It shouldn't turn me on for any reason. And yet... Diamond dick.

>d-dont shatter my illusions
>moving some m-metal around for long periods of time WILL make it easier for me to lose my virginity

:^)

But squats and deadlifts are the most enjoyable lifts

Interesting autism test here: if a random sperg on Veeky Forums putting an obviously true statement in meme arrows makes you doubt it, you need help.

Because one girl's opinion is all girl's opinion

Listen here, bucko. I ain't playin' games no more. You barge into my thread, tell an irrelevant story, and insult me for no reason. I thought this would be a friendly chat about what women prefer and why their options mean nothing. I don't lift for females, nor have I ever. Take your girlfriend and go.

T. OP that confirmed the opinion of approximately 1/3,700,000,000 of a population set and rushed to his favorite anime site to let people know his findings

Yes they are. That's why I squat everyday and diddly every other day. I love it.

>I squat everyday
Won't this throw you straight into t-rex mode?

YUP all my tinder hookups and ex girlfriends said I had a nice ass, literally the first comment.

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It did.
>squat 500
>diddly 500
>bench 255

Poast your ass now.

Joke's on you, I know what they are

Kek
Glad we could have this banter

Why you fag

>

N-no homo heh

B r e h s . . .

>the right kind've pants.
>kind've

Stop.

>tfw chicken legs
>legs will always be ugly

doing a low/moderate weight leg workout a few times a week is important imo but doing max-effort squats/deads multiple times a week looks retarded and will fuck up your back over the long run, regardless of how perfect your form is.

>taking the opinion of one girl

She's never been fucked by someone who can generate enough power from his glutes to squat 5plate ATG then.

I'm texting my friend, this is bullshit

I miss breh posting

It aint bullshit

Yeah, my current fwb is really into my legs. She says they feel manly, and that it's hot when she has to open her legs wide to let me in.

>I prefer abs/shoulder/back muscles
Well shit

Fucking this.
Once I get her joocy pussy completely rekt with the thrusts of those MASSIFF hips, she just can't help but come back for more.
Had a bitch fly over for New Year's just to get that poundin'. feelsgoodman.png

Literally had my ass grabbed on nights out by giggling girls, and numbers given after.

I sincerely doubt OP's case is the norm.

Moreover, it's almost as though girls may have different tastes in men just as we do in girls! Wild, I know.

>kind've

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck

that argument applies when talking about personal interactions. It doesn't apply in visual stuff like body preferences.

B-b-b-but all women are the same and lift only for attention.

>tfw no gf

it is not

my personal favorite is calf press

n = 1

when did breh become brap?

(rhetorical question, I was here)

>kind've

I shouldnt of laughed but I kind've did.

>I shouldnt of

Daily reminder Fat asse's/big boobs, is nigger culture.

Whites have small, cute petite butts

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T. Neckbeard on things that never happened

maybe start training them

>kind've
lmao let me guess. you use the phrase "would of", too

calves literally wont grow no matter how much work you do on them, its all genetics. you can make them stronger but not bigger

as for squats i just do leg press since i am not autistic. deadlifts do more than just legs in fact i do dls primarily for upper body so fuck outta here with your bait even though i agree for the most part

>i just do leg press since i am not autistic

M8 not even a pool of 1 million female expressing their opinion would give you a realistic of what they want

>He's never had a girl stay she loves crawling up between his muscular legs
>He's never had a girl say she wants to bite his ass

I don't think glutes and legs close the deal but they defo make them come back for more. So keep that in mind if you are lifting for girls

I am 5'8 but have rly long arms and fingers but short legs, also quite flexible.
Squating and deadlifting form was so easy to pick up once i started lifting, didn't know why others hated them.

>I was just asking to strengthen my confirmation bias even further
uhh...

Fuck
I'm Milhouse

My experience is the opposite

A fuck buddy of mine used to hit me up every night she got drunk because she liked my glutes

can't do shit for ankles

>girls like abs and back
>don't do diddly if you want pussy guys
wtf are you even saying OP?

They ignore your face for other attributes too.
How often do you see an average guy with a real cute girlfriend?

And I guess I am an exception, because I just can't ignore their faces. If she is ugly as fuck even a stunning body does not convince me.

top kek

Yeah they look retarded and weak af. A gust of wind and they fall

>kind've

jesus christ dude

I've had girls wax poetic on my ass pretty consistently. They love that shit.

>only do upper body lifts
>however I fence so I got thunder legs for free

>I fence

reminder that doing lifts which activate massive muscle groups (like the posterior chain) will make your body produce more test, thereby speeding up the progress on the rest of your body

lmao the one guy has a gun :D:DDDDDD

Lol