Having sex tomorrow for the first time in three years

>having sex tomorrow for the first time in three years
How do I not fuck this up brehs?

Sexual health general.

i definitely like the idea of being gay and i wish i was

but idk if i am or not

Evidence for:
>notice attractive men
>secretly enjoy being quite fishy and stereotypically gay in private
>have had sex multiple times with 3 different men and enjoyed it on a mental level
>dont really find any IRL women attractive
>really like big dick porn

Evidence against:
>exclusively jerk it to straight porn, can only rarely get hard to gay stuff
>havent ever cum during sex (but that might be anxiety), not sure if i physically enjoy it
>97% of people are straight
>dont have any female friends, might just be super pussydeprived?

What do you think?

Your gay no doubt about it

>having sex tomorrow

Don't be so sure senpai.

you don't. expect your dick to have a hard time getting erect and don't expect to orgasm.

>Had sex with 3 different men
>idk if im gay

same bro. Hopefully you and I will cum at the same time together across the globe.

I would really like that.

Also, why is my semen so watery?

wear a cape

Fucking hell this is more than likely what will happen OP

Tell her as it starts to get intimate. If she's a good woman, she'll want to help you and make you better at it. If not, she's not worth your time anyway.

As you're groping and stripping each other, just be like, "Oh baby, I'm sorry I'm so nervous, I haven't done this in a really long time." She'll probably say something like, "Oh, really? Well let me help you remember..." or "Me too! I wanted to say the same thing!" Either way you need to establish honesty and openness, and getting it off your chest is going to be a HUGE icebreaker for your anxiety. If she makes fun of you or gets turned off she's a bitch and you're better off without her anyway.

But this is all to help you build your confidence to take control, not to get her to pity you or some other shit.

I thought I might have been gay. Even had gay sex three times til I realized I only liked the idea of fucking a dude while high as shit on cocaine, but then when I actually did it (even while also high on cocaine) it was never enjoyable.

Anyway
>watched gay porn
>now realize I was more attracted to the taboo than anything
>decide to try it out while high
>didn't like it at all
>thought I needed someone better looking
>found someone objectively attractive
>still not into it at all

Yesterday
>drinking with female friend
>she starts making out with me
>I'm super into it, I impulsively feel her up as were sucking face and just rubbing her body up against mine feels amazing
>we go to her place
>she can't fuck cause on her period
>realize how fuckin bad i wanna fuck her
>never felt anything even close when trying gay sex

So yep, I'm a straight dude who tried fucking other dudes three times

do not i repeat do not fucking do this.

nigga you're definitely gay or at least bisexual.Straight guys don't get fucked 3 times by a dude a go hmm.. I might be gay.

Don't forget the condoms.


Whatever, she'll probably run the show in bed anyway. Best you can hope for is that she's a closet domme and that she ties you up and spanks you for being so naughty.

haha, gay.

What is he gonna do, lie about his nerves? Women can see that shit from a mile away.

>user, why are you so nervous?
>N-nothing b-babe, just w-wondering if you were an archaeologist.
>A what? An archaeologist?
>Heh, cause I have a large b-b-bone for you to examine...
>*trips over pants, eats the dresser, loses boner

Ram it straight in her shitter without warning.

>"Oh baby, I'm sorry I'm so nervous, I haven't done this in a really long time."

This is only going to work if you're 9/10 face and jacked, and say it coyly as if it's a joke. And then you need to actually perform really well.

Otherwise, good luck pal.

my gf has 32DDs and they are just fucking fantastic.

Just enjoy it! sex is purely for pleasure so just try to have as much pleasure as possible.

>on Veeky Forums
>fucked 3 guys
>I might be gay

Nigga you "might"?

>fucked three guys
Either you're subconsciously insecure about being gay and can't fully accept it, or you're bi, in which case welcome to the master race.

>How do I not fuck this up brehs
ain't that the point breh

You need to stop fucking men if you want to be straight

Can you read faggot?

I tried fucking men three times and have since decided I do not enjoy it and therefore will no longer try and force myself to enjoy it.

I like fucking girls.

whatever helps you sleep at night

homo

As Long as you said "no homo" at some point, you're good.

if your a girl just lay there
if you wanna leave an impression suck you own titty

>she can't fuck cause on her period
Bullshit! Of course she can - it will be just more sensetive. Lay towel under her butt and dont afraid blood.

/fit, never change.

Girls love fucking on their period. Well not really but they will. They get super horny on it. You kinda have to have an intimate relationship together for them to comfortable.. unless they are some turbo whore.

My ex sexed me on her period but didn't prefer it due to the mess. I'd always get her to by just turning her on (start with back rubs or kissing on neck or something). Girls more easily turned on during certain times of rag.

Nigga, why choose? You want a pussy, go get a pussy. You want an butt hole, you go get a butt hole. You want a cock, you jump on that cock. It all feels good, why would you ever want to stop yourself from enjoying it all?

What the fucks wrong with you? It's no worse than the first time, but in fact noticably easier. If you didn't fuck up the first time, how could you fuck up this time?

Lost it. 10/10

because sex isnt impulsive, its something you have to work and plan towards

it would be frustrating to spend 2-3 weeks seducing a guy to find out in bed that actually i was str8 the whole time

Fap a few hours before
Best advice of my life

NOOOO LOL

>have had sex multiple times with 3 different men and enjoyed it on a mental level

nigga

anyone can have sex with a dude, just the physical act doesnt make them gay

...

Woof, tell your "girls" that. See what they say

It' all ready to late you're in your own head too much. Sorry brah

Maybe you're just a bisexual?

Either way you are going to hell

>Open and honest

NEVER DO THIS! NEVER!

She might not kick you out of the bed but you'll be ghosted the next day. I had a hard time cumming one time and told a girl I had used Cialis. I was dumped and ghosted within two days even though we fucked the rest of the night

Don't be an autist like me

Include me in the screencap

What are some good aphrodisiac supplement/pills?

Just do it and don't worry about what your partner thinks or wants. Shove her face on your d

>had a hard time cumming one time
What a blessing. I wouldn't even mention the other thing, I mean I realize you know this mistake now. I'd just say sorry I have a very hard time finishing sometimes.. just can't help but lasting forever.. LOL

DUDE YOU HAD IT SET IM SO JEALOUS OF YOUR INABILITY TO CUM.

>tranny

The first step you should take is suicide.

Just don't say anything in that context. Go in with the expectation of disappointing her. Definitely don't go in thinking "I'll fake it so well, she's going to have multiple orgasms" or some shit. Have realistic expectations, that's always the right mindset. But don't apologize for something before it even happens. Christ. Give yourself a chance to be mediocre. Plenty of people have had sex before and still suck at it. The absolute worst outcome is that she is let down a little. If you sense that you can still say "sorry, out of practice" or something.

Nah man. She really wanted me to come in her mouth and kept saying "I want to taste it". It was when we were cuddling later I let my guard down and let it slip.

Real talk get some Viagra

>have had sex multiple times with 3 different men and enjoyed it on a mental level


You are a giant faggot dude