Dubs and 69 decides

dubs and 69 decides

be nice at least

wtf kind of name is sydnee
fucking retard parents

Are you natty? I only date natty chicks.

im exclusively into ass so lets skip the games and send me those juicy cheeks bb

idgaf about you from the waist up, come get used

Can I cum (as in ejaculate) on your iddy biddy tiddies?

im a nigger faggot
sage

Winna

i very much doubt she will be into this

this

...

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

doit

lol
bring me back bros

followup response regardless of reaction

>wam bam thank you man, how about a threesome with your mother instead? bazinga!

you're an ugly kike anyways. why can't women give nice guys a chance?

Rhetorical question. It's still happening buddy

It was just a joke!! Honestly!! I don't even like girls!!

Say, "I dont think you understand, it's not your choice."

heh

Good save

Can I cum (as in ejaculate)?
Can I come?
Can I?
Can?
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Kek

nice save

Madman

My fucking sides.

Sorry OP, you never had a chance.

fuck shes still into it

>She's still into it.

No she's not, short one word answers means she's probably going to bounce.

aw shit do i have to do this one, i feel like it shouldnt count

Rolling for this

Do you mean same as in you were joking or same as in you don't like girls?

btw this is a deal breaker so answer carefully

Those are both me.

They don't count.

Enough about us, how much do you know about the Gear Wars?

Your breath takes my breath away like an ocean who forgot how to breath and is holding its breath

Y-y-you too

Amazing how 90% of the girls leave the burden of flirting on the guy, lazy even for that..

ripperoni my texteroni, can we start this over? please

Rerolling for this

So sydnee, what do you think about the Jews?

your fuckin ugly

I want to be the zyklon b to your shower head

I only like dudes anyway

ahaha this one

Send her this:

"But for you I can make an exception...wanna see this natty king flex a cep'?"

good one

Theres the dubs, keep talkin'

Op please

excited

ok i won't be gay anymore, I've being in county prison for so long i forgot how to properly interact with pretty girls

FUCKING NORMIE ROASTIE REEEEEEEEE

Oh fuck.

She's gone for sure

Say, "please respond"

How can she even respond to this?

It's over.

By Allah, behave yourself or I will give you a taste of my shoe!

Rerolling for this.

Wait 5 minutes though

if she doesn't respond you have to say "pls respond"

pls respond

holy fuck this hahahaha

PLEASE RESPOND

(do it in all caps)

ok thats all you get of my autism, so wyd?

PLEASE RESPOND

Wow.

Fuck you too.

>

PLEASE RESPOND

Re rolling

Please respawn

*teehee* gaming joke. It seems like you've died and have forgotten to push the respawn button my fair maiden

Do you squirt?

Wanna fuck?

i think shes had it

we did it boys

You arent supposed to put the quote marks you tard

I thought he was responding with the happy gilmore quote at first

FINE DONT RESPOND SYDKNEE

LIEK IF U CRI ERRYTIM

>happy gilmore

Thanks op. Needed this.

link the thread and say you're sorry because the hacker Veeky Forums made you do it

...

oopsie

Do another one of these, this is great

BRAAAAAAPFFFFTTTTDRUMPF "tee hee ooops"

OP here, I'm pretty sure shes done. I will return sometime in the future with another sloot.

heres a joost for your troubles OP

Can I use tinder to find dates without people thinking I hook-up
I'm vocal about abstinence

Do you sex on the first meeting or do you have to follow up with more shit

rerolling