*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*confronts with difficult social situation*

*permanently ruins endocrine system for jewtube views*

Please I just want to leave, I don't want any more eggs

"a real man walks me to my car"

Sup kid, why are you so short, skinny with shitty genetics ?

lol funny pic

Hello, old friend.

"no babe you can't suck my dick right now. I'm going to be late for work"

underfuckingrated

Gut punch, despite being lean, he's got a weak core.

The say there's another in it for you if you block my path or cut your eyes at me again.

why is his body so unaesthetic?

*punches him in the face*
*mounts him*
*ground and pound*

And that's why you do some kind of MA along with lifting.

He literally looks like an overcompensating Harry Potter

Yeah. This too. Weak core means poor ground game.

Also, Americans never seem to expect a good head butt. Remember to look at their teeth going in to get em in the eye.

Aiming for the nose is a better idea.

>Mount him
Ha gaaaaaaaaaay

A broken nose hurts a ton but it doesn't stun me the way getting hit on the temple or right in the eye does.

my sides

Horrible abs.

I don't know, mate. I've been punched and head-butted in the nose. It can definitely stun you and leave you open for a quick straight + hook.

you look like a fag with that haircut and no I don't want to butt fuck you

holy fuck I just noticed that, prob why he built his chest up?