Not having a swimmer's body like me

I hate when people have disproportionately long forearms like that. A guy at work does and I just want to put him in a full Nelson every time I see him.

seen this pic before, the guy has potential if he would put on some muscle. definitely would rather look like this than be morbidly obese

Wew lad put some ice in that horse's mouth

JUST TALK TO HER

Woah routine?

>when the thickest part of your arm is your elbow
>when your wrists bigger than your biceps
>when your people abandoned you on a distant planet full of strange creatures and you hope that one day they will return for you

This dude is actually handsome when he's clean shaven.

JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO

That's actually a pretty aesthetic 'do. It just happens to be on a numale cuckold.

that fucking (((nose))) tho

He's got marfans right

>this numale cuck slays 10x the pussy you do

FUCK. Pic related has a gf as well. I guess women don't like masculinity anymore.

Why do these people even take pictures of themselves?

Yes he does

> There must be video somewhere of this person saying, "I am Groot."

When are you sperglords going to understand is not everything about the body, some women just want a nice who makes them smile and not a depressive loser with autism

:^)

>implying I want a woman
>implying women aren't a meme

Ayy lmao marfans syndrome

if hes winning this game then its not a game worth playing

He was at the front of the line when God passed out arms, but he realized too late that it was the line for insects

Pathetic 180lbs
my deadlift is currently 380 it's way behind
My squat is around 270 i have perfect leverages for deathlifts i can poke my knee with my finger without bending anything

Does anyone have this guy's response to "Veeky Forums trolls"?

TWIGGY GET YEH GONE

The fuck is that plate hes holding?

Floppy disk

Pretty luxuriant hair. Kinda jealous, but whatever, I already cut all mine off.

>shaved sides for Halloween
>now have the same cut as this fag
TIED BACK OR LET GO
N-NO HOMO

What is wrong with his hands and arms he is so alien like.

HAS

Man bun ftw also, heil.

> Average Trump supporter
Fucking numales

>>implying women aren't a meme
You really don't know what that word means do you?

Lack of muscle + the very weird angle he's holding them at compared to his somewhat good torso.

Seriously dude if that's really you, op, your arms look like Eugenia Cooney's. Go build some muscle, even professional swimmers lift a little.

why do they all do that face? They're never able to look normal in a photo they always do something dumb with their mouth

who is this someone source

>he thinks that being himself is just a meme
hahahahahahhahaaha

>Thank you hungry skeleton

Not natty. He's on crystal therapy

Guy has perfect arms for deadlifting. This fucker would probably lock out half way up his quads. I wish I got the chance to train this guy, he could easily deadlift 500+ in 7 months if he ate like an elephant and did nothing but compounds fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuark.

Underrated

Insecurity.

>pic related

0x10=0

...

Have you seen his nose from the side? He clearly has money.

I don't normally go for /pol/ shit but that creature is embarassing

literally just did this holy kek

you should be vergast

>he voted the reptile lady

My fingers can only reach my mid thigh while standing straight, fuggg xD thats why i sumo i guess

Fucking mutants, man.

god this is an obscure bait image

love it.

wtf she's so cute.

mirrin that perfect diddlylift physique

You look like the huntsmen from Bloodborne

A save button figurine.

underage b&

this is swimmer body not your skeltal auschwitz mode

NO

he chose lifting ten times his weight and natural body armor

Are you 12?

>not having a swimmer's body like me
it's not that, it's the fact you're 6' or taller

holy shit it's this guy

literally Undead Asylum mode

>White floppy dick

Is that the meaning

it's the Pixar face

Kek'd