See pretty girl

>see pretty girl
>go to the nearest bathroom
>do 50 pushups
>do laps around girl so she can see my pump

Please dont tell Im the only one that does this

>Armenian girls are all hoes

I, too, have been to Yerevan.

faggot

We should have just let the Armenian genocide gone through without hault ;_;

OP is a dyel

Pic unrelated?

>always go off and do a bunch of pushups before I need to take my shirt off for whatever reason
Kek, crippling feelings of inadequacy is a hell of a drug senpai.

>is in a gym
>Goes to bathroom and lays on the dirty ass floor to get a pump

kek

her friend is so much thiccer and hotter

There are guys in my gym working out before they go to the club.
They shower at the gym, spend over an hour in the locker rooms blastin music on their phone, styling their hair and shit. At the end you can't breath in the same locker room due to their cologne, deodorant, hairspray.

I sometimes do 100 push ups on my lunch break just to pass the time and to let the world see my magnificent pump. No user, you're not alone.

wh-who dat?

>not doing the pushups right in front of her to impress her more

>see pretty girl
>keep walking
>maybe look at her ass
That's my routine. Pls rate?

so they are ones who get super drunk then
>the dehydration in the club
>wew lad

Not thirsty enough

STEP IT UP

My guess is they don't drink alcohol. Muslims, you now.
But it is a really disturbing image. Like a the backstage area of some drag queen show.
Half naked guys styling themselves, even putting on some make up.

Underage.

>been doing the exact same routine for over 1 yr now
>this grill suddenly begins to show up earlier than usual
>we bump into each other constantly
>kinda annoying since it's hard not to look at her massive fucking ass but I try to ignore
>leave the gym at the same time because I'm a fucking social inept autist
>go to Nearby Walmart to buy Oatz, milk, yogurt , etc for the week
>bump into grill there

Now this cunt thinks I'm stalking her, wtf. I'm beginning to change my routine by showing up a little later to avoid her but it's hard since its a lot easier to follow my stablished routine.

>see decent looking guy at gym
>wouldn't mind if he approached me
>he goes into bathroom
>wait around for a bit doing my 6d pilates
>he comes out after only a minute
>looking vascular as fuck in his arms
>oh fuck did he just...
>oh fuck it was to...
>he starts running around in circles around me
>is he autistic
>chanting something about "high test" under his breath
>definitely autistic
>i try not to make eye contact
>grab my bags to leave
>he starts running faster
>juts his head out to accentuate jawline
>tenses arms
>buffs out chest
>jesus fuck this isn't even his final form
>get the fuck out of there, file a restraining order

she doesnt think about you at all faggot

i thought it was all in my head at first but I've confirmed it, it fucking makes me mad since if I really wanted to stalk her I could pull it off without her noticing.

Beta.

Just do pullups and make it look effortless lol

She'll be wet just by the sight of it.

her friend

kek

are you a peacock or smth?

You sound like me when I have paranoia attacks on LSD. you're being a complete faggot. Nothing is going on, she's not thinking you're a stalker, and if she does, so what? She's the one getting stalked on, she'll change her schedule since she's the victim here. Don't let a fucking woman dictate your existence. God damn betas are pathetic

pic is lena the plug

shes quite the thot

Could you have picked a more fake ass, OP?