Wat do Veeky Forums, I followed your advice and it is not working

Wat do Veeky Forums, I followed your advice and it is not working.

"That's too bad, I had a large bone for you to examine ;)"

Thank you user kun, will try this and post results.

just say. "when are we fucking ill explain the joke in person"
no point wasting time if shes interest shell say yes and if shes not she will say no and u saved urself some time.

Wat now Veeky Forums?

flaccid dick pic

Y-y-y-you too hehe

"I know."

Now admit to her that you're too autistic to talk to her without being coached by Veeky Forums.

user please I have never gotten this far.

>"There's more where that came from ;)"
>Flex a cep

ask "did you like the joke I made?"

>now as wonderful as your feminine penis

This, chicks dig honesty.

Not as wonderful as the pounding you will receive.

>so is that a deal or no deal

Now say "I want to take you out for sushi and slap your ass"

It works for sushi bro

listen dude

you gotta do a before and after, you feel?

If I was a 300 pound fatass and lost 150 pounds and was skinny fat and sent the 300 pound one first

then was like jk that was me a year ago, it'd make my skinny-fat-ass look way better

same strat, but with dick pic okay.

kek

This

I did this will post follow up if there is one

Rolling for this

so when do we meet for coffee?

ya op just be yourrself

this

Reminder of our king and queen

t. Quantum

I know you're memeing him but ever since I started using that line I have like 95% success rate. Not even good looking.