Tfw you're almost thirty

>tfw you're almost thirty

Idktf m8

I still have time to work towards my dreams

...

What dreams are that?

>tfw 32 but have the finances and life experience of a 23 y-o because of many years wasted playing world lf warcraft and being an alcoholic

>that awkward moment halfway in your 20's when you go out and you realize you are no longer part of the 'youngsters'

>and you never even got a gf

Don't be scaring me, OP. I am 24 and already feel fucking old. Oh god.

thanks for making me think about how i fucked my life up the same way

Did you guys kill ragnaros though?

Increasing my job status and investing in property and business until I can live with out working, owning a house and finding a QT christian (or otherwise traditional and conservative) girl to wife and make a bunch of kids with all while taking care of my body and not being fat, ugly, or an alcoholic.

Yep, will be this year

Sounds like good dreams

yeah no shit. it hits you at a bar somewhere when you have a moment of clarity and realize you're surrounded by children. then you question why you're even there in the first place.

>home, bed, early wakeup, gym

...

and then you realize it's time to hop on gear

No way I don't want a shriveled up nuttsack

TFW you are 34 and been on Veeky Forums since 2006
TFW went from aspie to a normie with Chad tendencies
TFW graduated from college with highest honors, got a good job, and steadily worked your way up in corporate world
TFW went from DYEL to jacked
TFW own BMW and 2 Mercedes and have to choose which car to drive
TFW so much easier to pump n dump 18-22 y/o girls than it was when you were in college

Getting old is the ultimate red pill. Fuck bitches, get money

yeh m8, and I already design conveyor systems so I have a foot in the door for when I complete college.
and I have been shopping for my first house the past week which feels really good

>27
>look a few years younger because cardio, weightlifting and overall healthy lifestyle

Being a social recluse (no binge drinking on weekends) has its benefits desu.

dont worry user, I turned 24 in december, we've still got a while to go, 30 is the new 20

>tfw 32, unemployed due to redundancy and have to start over in another industry for much less money

I got cucked just as I was made redundant...

>getting old is the ultimate red pill
Why did I kek so hard at this?
your post made me happy user, I wish you swift measurable gains

Watch us go through a middle aged crisis by buying sports cars and fucking 18 year old girls right before you know it.

exactly, the best years are yet to come

>tfw 24, and already killed Rag and ended my WoW carreer

feels good, i pulled out before it was too late. might even get a GF, who knows.

30, 150k debt, no job, no savings, no senpai, no gf.

mebe i just jump into the sea?

>no savings due to a fuck up year draining it all and not having that much from the start from my small jobs
>started late with uni, haven't finished undergrad, wondering if I will at all
>I always lie to girls because I can't deal with a relationship being the fuck up that I am
>my parents still pay my rent (very cheap, I don't like to take from them)

On one hand, to my friends and grills, it's only like I'm stuck in uni but otherwise not as terrible.
But inside I just want to kill myself... well, at least not for 100% real anymore, bless these meds.

this is me too user, except also i'm bald. sometimes life gives you lemons.

at least i will always have shitposting

31 and wanted to kill myself last year
Doing better this year

zips do goofy shit.

>getting old
haha kill yourself my man

>26 in 4 days
>20k in debt
>left my fiancé of 3yrs during a mental breakdown after I found out she was pregnant
>isolated myself by burning bridges everywhere
>dropped out of uni
>dead end job
>living in basement at parents
>they're morally disgusting people
>gained 30kgs
>deadend job
>tfw im almost 26 with no career, no education, a son I barely see, a fiancé I failed, a family life I'll never had surrounded by disgusting people.

I want to end it all.

>left my fiancé of 3yrs during a mental breakdown after I found out she was pregnant
>living in basement at parents
>they're morally disgusting people

so are you shitbag

Theres no shame Ohpee.

I'm 28 and in the best shape i've ever been in. I had braces til i was 18, acne and glasses.

After i joined the military later on at 19 i drank and partied til i was 25, i got laser eye surgery, my braces removed and started to lift and keep fit. Because i became an instructor i had a lot of confidence around people and as a knock on effect could chat to women.

Now i'm pretty damn happy, solid wage, solid gf, good shape and i'm not weighed down with kids and wife and financial worries like most guys my age.

Living. The. Dream.

Never said I wasn't too user. I guess it takes shit to recognise shit. Still, I'm doing my best for my son, I'm just only seeing now how much that episode fucked up.

30 this summer. No wife. No gf. No car even but at least i got to spend all money on myself and be handsome 30 yo man since I lift, groom myself, tan and have hobbies.

But severely depressed too.

>tfw played back in the day in Vanilla,
>tfw first kill on Ragnaros after months of trying
>tfw returned a couple of times but it always got boring after a month

>I guess it takes shit to recognise shit.
no it doesn't, and you're son would probably be better off with a male authority around that wasn't a fucking nigger.

>I guess it takes shit to recognise shit.
no it doesn't, and your son would probably be better off with a male authority around that wasn't a fucking nigger.

Christ man go back to uni

>But severely depressed too.
This really is the shit part.
It's not like my life sucks, I'm not starving or anything.
But the depression is there, always there, and I can't enjoy (or not despise) living at all.

Why are your parents morally disgusting? Engaging in cuckold?

I'm 28 and also in the best shape of my life.

I did go bald very young though, which sucks.

Well at least I got a good job and a nice gf

OP here, sorry bro's I didn't mean to make you all sad.

Just wanted to know if anyone else has hit that phase where they think more about shit in life

28 year old here, no friends. How do I even get a girlfriend? I don't have anyone to go out with. Should I just talk to grills outside? I guess they are more likely to just say no because they have tons of other options.

>tfw 25
It feels like I'm gonna be 30 tomorrow

Still 10 years to go - FeelsFuckingGoodMan

do hobbies that have other people, or go to conventions that feature your hobbies that don't require other people

>tfw 28 and much happier now than I was when I was 20

I'm doing the best for him. Like I said, I dun fucked up and I realise. Hindsight 20/20 and all that shit.
Trying to. I'm looking starting mid year, even if it's only at half load. I just..:need to do something so I'm still not a shitty low end income earner when my son is old enough to recognise that.
>steal
>lie
>smoke
>abuse trust in job positions
>steal company items for own use
>abuse me (admittedly I might deserve it; make some divine recompense)
I could go on.

fucking hate gooks

I'm 21 and feel that I have failed at life and wasting away my youth. I havent fucked a single girl in college and haven't gone out to the bars or a party once this year. Once I get to thirty im sure my lack of self worth will be enough to kill myself.

>28
>never had a gf
>feel like I can't fool around anymore, well not that I have done so before
>next and first gf is my last chance at getting a girlfriend that isn't a total leftover

>tfw 41 and about to buy my 5th house
>tfw fucking models in their teens and 20s
>tfw virgin poorfags complain about getting older
>tfw kids in their 20s think their adults

>almost 28
>still in school (masters program)
>only $25k in savings
>$135k in student loans

but the good news is that i'm finally starting a career (in big 4 public accounting) after working dead-end jobs for the past several years. :^)

>their

Turn 30 at the end of this month
>Been married almost 2 years
>Madly in love with my QT wife
>Homeowner
>Have a great career
>GOP has control of the Government
>Have 2 international trips planned for this year
>next year we'll settle down and start having kids
>Setting PRs left and right
>Still dominate in my Men's Hockey, Softball, and Basketball leagues
>Come to Veeky Forums solely for the lulz
pic unrelated

I'm gonna leave this thread.
It's too much for me.
Good luck anons.

31 here

I never made it, let's just put it that way.

time to get yourself a girlfriend and marry her and have 2 children then watch her get fat nag at you everyday then cheat on you and divorce you and take half your stuff and demand 3k in child support each month

>tfw I'm 23 but make £40k per year and I'm still addicted to dota 2 and get drunk alone at least once a week

>23
>£40k per year
lmao what a fucking failure
>not making 120k starting at 21

25 is a hard age bro. Your old to 19year olds and a still a kid to 30year olds, youll go though a quarter life crisis like it or not.

Dude don't worry about it. Take good care of your body, ignore IIFYM memers and eat actual healthy food, get married, have kids, and stay in shape.

It's literally no big deal, lots of men in history were total badasses beyond age 30. You do not have to automatically become garbage just because you are no longer a teenager, that is modern retardation.

>get married
>have kids
When will this marriage meme end?

If you don't want to propagate your race and bloodline that's fine by me.

The future belongs to those who show up.

Heil Hitler 14/88

>2006/7 playing WoW obsessively and got morbidly obese eating anything I wanted and chugging mt dew
>2017 finally not morbidly obese anymore but decided to play that elysium WoW private server
>eat nothing, drink water all day and losing weight playing WoW this time around

feels good!

>tfw 29 playing video games from 2005

Is that what happened to your parents?

human race will eventually go extinct

who cares about our blood line

no

>who cares about our blood line
everyone who has genes and isn't mentally ill

See thats the problem, youre worrying. So many people would kill to be young again. And youre wasting it on Veeky Forums just like me

To mine neither, so why are you saying that

because it isn't the 60's anymore kiddo

Okey granpda

End 20's is literally the best time provided you've landed a good job.

>still young enough to look your best
>no kids yet, so can spend leasure time as you see fit
>lots of money to spend
>options in life are still open to you

The white man is superior

> 28
> halfway done with bachelors degree

Cmoooooooooooon

>tfw you're almost twenty
>dropped out of highschool
>no friends or passions
>to lazy to lift or study
>no work ethic
>parents about to kick me out
>thinking of suicide everyday
Doesn't feel very good.

Same but 29
Give advice re next 5 years senpai
What would you've done differently?

>sometimes life gives you lemons
I've only ever gotten lemons. You'd think that you get used to the sour taste, but you don't.

Too late

Same here bro. Been thinking about just moving to some backwater town/country where nobody knows me after finally graduating.

You're 19? You're a child. You have plenty of time to get your shit together.

>28
>kissless virgin
>$52k salary, deadend job


only upside for me is i have ~$70k in savings

>tfw you're almost twenty

You're a kid still. Up until about mid 20's you can literally start over any time you want and still catch up to your peers.

If you like your life in ypu late 20s, simply don't have kids ever then

t. 35 childless dude

Just buy a hooker and get it over with already. If it's illegal where you live, come to Montreal for a weekend and have an escort delivered to your hotel room

>27
>make 15$ am hour
>lived with gf in our condo
>she cheats and I move back in with parents
>over a year later I'm still here playing diablo 2
>just bought new motorcycle
>waiting for parents and pupper to die so I can ride my bike across the country living off my credit cards and jump off a bridge when I'm finished seeing the states

What did you buy?

2016 zx6r

>20
>studying
>make 25Chf an hour at a student job

What do you do for a living?

Ok, i am grateful for your optimism, but where do i start? I have no work ethic or routines, how can improve myself?

>tfw you aren't even 19 and you feel like your life is over because you feel like you've wasted all your potential and opportunities

Cool!
Ps: just get a better girl bro, don't have to go all suicidal over a dumb slut

THis is why you should roid, live it up, and die in a sauna at 22. Life fast die young. Being old is for cucks and dyels

I would have networked a lot more in college. That's the only difference. In college I was a poorfag shitposting on 4chinz, working bullshit jobs, and I didn't have the access needed to get internships because poorfag. I was fairly popular and had a great college experience at a major SEC school in the South, but I never had the money to do fraternity shit. Yes fraternities are gay as fuck, but I was friends with lots of people in frats, and the major benefit is networking. Yes they are fucking off and partying all the time, but rich parents give their sons and friends in the frat access to vital work experience and they started networking in business much earlier than I could have.

In order to level the playing field I used my weaponized autism to graduate college summa cum laude, and get into finance and later health care where I let my normie side take over, work hard, develop a track record of proven success, and now it's all good. The only difference is that where I'm at at 34 I could have been at in age 25-27 if I had access to those networks of power and money earlier. It's all good though.

Not falling into the marriage trap either. Getting married early is blue pilled as fuck. Unless you marry into money or a wife who is also working and pulling in the same money you are, it's a trap designed to separate you from you shekels.