Tfw gym's receptionist asks you if the water heater is broken because water in the shower was set to cold

>tfw gym's receptionist asks you if the water heater is broken because water in the shower was set to cold
>tfw had to explain cold shower meme to him
>tfw almost told him about nofap and other memes I fell for

how do i stop being autistic, Veeky Forums?

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Cold water is the best man. No fap is a meme though. Just fap in moderation.

>live in Southern Arizona
>in the summer, water doesn't get cold

How do I into this

you don't

Checked

You do know that cold water is great for reducing muscle inflammation after lifting?

Btw I take hot as fuck showers.

>taking showers at all

>how do i stop being autistic
First and final step.Stop coming to Veeky Forums Veeky Forums.This works 100% of the time,I talk from experience

That's the problem fag. You can't fap in moderation it's highly addictive and easily available drug.

>I talk from experience
you are still here. How did you experienced that ?

that's clearly the joke u retard idiot

>nofap is a meme
Nah while not the Panacea everyone says it is, it's pretty good at resetting your dopamine

The most autistic behaviour you can exert is feeling the need to always explain your actions to strangers. Just say "yeah I take cold showers". THATS IT.

Dubs of truth

dubs have spoken

>That's the problem fag.
No it's not.
>You can't fap in moderation it's highly addictive and easily available drug.
Masturbation isn't an addiction and it's nowhere near the same as a drug
>it's pretty good at resetting your dopamine
Fapping doesn't fuck up your dopamine. This is a meme too.
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

>chaosandpain

This. What's the problem in saying you like taking cold fucking showers? At the very worst you will sound edgy, but if you say it casually you come off as manly

Bunch of neckbeards who jack off to anime 3 times a day don't think it's what causes them to be fucking cringer weirdos.

He has the all time highest unequipped pl total of ALL TIME across ALL FEDS despite it only being like 18?? lbs

Seriously how does someone become such a massive bullshit artist?

All you had to do was say "I like cold showers" or "I take cold showers after a lift". You don't have to explain anything.
also
>wasted trips

>shit sources
Try going to pubmed, Shlomo
I'll debunk all of your jewish crap later, after my dinner, there will be no mercy for fucking kikes like you

When does this become spam?

He did have the total at 181, but it's been beaten now.

I've had a half a year break from Veeky Forums and though id check it out. Thanks for reminding me why i stopped coming here

If I take cold showers, my skin looks perfect but I gradually start to cease up over two weeks or so. Take a few warm showers and come right.

>tfw you cycle the temperature of your shower for optimal benefits.

Holy shit you're both retarded.
>you can't fap in moderation
>masturbation isn't an addiction

Nofap is a meme.
Noporn is god tier though. And over time you will fap less with no porn.
Noporn changed my life

Tuscon here
>live in student apartments
>everyone but me leaves for Spring Break
>due to empty rooms and low water circulation ends up taking 10 minutes of leaving the shower running to get lukewarm water

I'm glad it's over

>been going to regular gym for the longest
>they go full liberal and now "ANY," Locker room is available and have become just "locker rooms," an are not men/women with a private one for children if they need.
>don't think anything of it even though girls now come into the guys original locker room
>it's been a month
>before girls were kinda shy in the "guys," locker room but now they just change in front of anyone
>taking a shower with the locker room empty
>walk out into locker room area with my towel to change when see 3 girls changing
>now we are just there with me holding my towel while they put shirts over their sports bras
>autism out and put my compression shorts on underneath towel
>manual everything when I notice them staring at my sack before I can put on my gym shorts

This no gender shit is fucking me up

>get ripped
>get big dick
Watch the mires come in

no fast decreases testosterone by 652%
source:reddit

Goddamn it. its the stupid porn addict again copypastaing fucking blog posts as sources please kill yourself

Das.

Do you live in Portland or something? Locker rooms are for nudity. This is political correctness gone mad

It's nonsensical to me how a gym could do this without asking for a lawsuit

>tfw the gym receptionist is your irl buddy

feels good man

>Naked fit bodies to look at while changing
>Get to show off your gains

You look like shit with a small penis don't you OP

>>tfw gym's receptionist asks you if the water heater is broken because water in the shower was set to cold
if this is true, then the gym receptionist is pretty dumb. they should at least know that cold showers are a thing

Fapping daily decreases you androgen receptors responsiveness to test. So fapping like once a week or so is ideal

Should I even be wondering why the receptionist would know what temperature your shower is?

Dont you know user, gender is a social construct. If you question it you're a sexist transphobic nazi