Skull crushers

>Skull crushers
>My bone structure is still fully intact

>trap bar deadlifts
>not killing a tranny

>suicides
>I'm still alive

>dumb bell
>is actually an inanimate object, the concept of intelligence doesn't apply to it

>dips
>are delicious

>incline bench
>no one asks me anything

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>good mornings
>it's never a good morning

>barbell curls
>still bald

>Romanian deadlifts
>don't vandalise or steal anything

>push ups
My boobs are still small

>sumo grip
>not fat

>military press
>no war article

>clean and jerk
>gotta clean again

>browse Veeky Forums
>Not homosexual

>dips
>not enough gbp for tendies

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>not enough GBP
>shit on the carpet

>bulju :D

>leg press
>no new newsarticles

>spider curls
>I'm an arachnophobe

>Klokov press
>gotta buy him a flight back after set

>deadlift
>you're not lifting dead people

>hack squats
>didn't get in the mainframe

>preacher curls
>I'm not a vegan

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kek

>chest flies
>still attached to body

>hammer curls
>use dumbbells instead

>Protein
>Not a pedophile

>leg extension
>still the same height

>clean and jerk
>gym staff revoke my membership

>dive bomber push-ups
>level a Japanese city

>Face Pulls
>Everyone thinks I'm on Spice

>squats
>still tall and lanky

>dips
>not the ice cream of the future

> I'm a girl BTW ;))

S P E C I A L

>Box squats
>It's a bench

>good morning
>still alive

>military press
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>military press
>not in the military

>SS
>not a nazi

>lifts Sumo style
>fully clothed

>lying leg curl
>honestly a good leg exercise

>concentration curls
>have ADHD

>good mornings
>at night time

>dead lifts
>the body i'm lifting is still alive

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>Straight leg deadlift
>Gay

>GOMAD
>STAY SANE

>planks
>i actually have a complex muscle system that lets me move around in many different ways

>overhead press
>shoulders still look like shit

>seated decline sumo barbell band fly
>I fuck children

Subtle... Nioce

>Farmer's walk
>Been a city boy my whole life.

>r9k
>has nothing to do with robots

>need to do calf raises
>was too bust tending to the sheep

>weighted dips
>chips keep breaking

>free weights
>pay for gym membership

this made me lol

>t-bar rows
>use a straight bar

chuckled desu

/r9k/ get out your jokes are shit because you don't know what you're talking about

>Muscle Ups
>Still DYEL

>homegym
>doesn't feel like home

>preacher curls
>I'm not a man of the cloth

>clean and jerk

>calf raises
>not a rancher

>superman
>still can't fly

>CHINUPS
>STILL DEPRESSED

>Lunge
>Bud ids only 9:30 XDDDD

>angel lifts
>still a lowly mortal banished from our lords divine grace

>barbells
>not in a pub

nice 1

>squats
>brrraaaaap

heh

>clean and jerk
>I thought it was jerk then clean

>lunge
>before breakfasd

>buljujärvi
>is a human and not a lake

noice

B U S T

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>preacher curls
>not in church

>Bulgarian split squats
>Still American

Id bulgarian split that ass though

>tfw you will never get to slide your cock into her tight wet pussy

actually kekd

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>'til death
>still alive
wtf fit