How to grow penis

How to grow penis.

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surgery

anything else?

pretty small here.

no m8 sorry. Everything else is a meme.
But remember maybe it is small only in your head, I have 14cm penis and have a good sex life. I was afraid it was too small duo porn, but porn is fucked.

penis pumps work, you pump some time before the act and it's bigger during it. Outside sex the size is meaningless anyway

Jelqing is a thing, just takes a balls ton of patience. You may gain an inch an a half in a year jelqing every other day or so.

>stop fapping everyday
>do kegels everyday
>edge only a couple of times per week for 15 minutes max
>stay hydrated
Eventually you should have a boner that can cut through diamonds.

How small?

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> pic related dis me

nah penis stretching is legit, it's a biological fact that tissue will grow when stretched

but it is a pain in the ass

I've heard it darkens the penis

let's just say i'm very small

I'm not saying it to brag, or to imply it makes me a man or anything, but I have a large cock. And I must say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. My cock can hardly fit into any girl's mouth for a blowjob and the few times it did, I suffered scraping from her teeth. Also, most girls have tiny vaginas (like 5 inches deep) and even though they stretch out in an aroused state, they stay kinda small; I've never bottomed out and any time I come close, I get complaints that I'm starting to hurt the stupid bitch. And I'm "only" medium big; not cartoonish big.

I honestly believe
A) Penis enlargement is a meme, and 99 percent of techniques don't work, and
B) IN REAL LIFE, GIRLS DON'T WANT A HUGE COCK. Don't let porn fool you. Porn is about fantasy.

With that said...

Some dude here on Veeky Forums said he grew 0.75" in 6 months just by rubbing DHEA cream on his member. This kinda makes sense to me, in a bro science way, since DHT is one of the things DHEA can eventually convert into and DHT is what is responsible for penile growth during adolescence.

Of course, the down side is that DHT increases prostate cancer rate and BPH, plus it makes you go bald. Also, DHEA doesn't convert directly or efficiently into DHT. DHEA converts to estrogen at a very high rate in men and has given multiple people gyno, including a fitizen who said he got gyno on 10mg a day which is nothing. If it does convert to DHT, it first has to convert to Andro, then Test, then from there it either aromatizes to more estrogen or converts to DHT.

TL;DR: Don't take advice from people on Veeky Forums. This includes me. I'm just a fucking idiot who is just quoting stuff he's read in study summaries online.

I don't actually trust this site. At 5.75 erect, you are well above the global average of 5.23 or so and should be bigger than 50 percent of a room full of 1000 guys.

This site seems more accurate.
calcsd.bitballoon.com/

>or to imply it makes me a man or anything
That should read "it makes me a bigger man", i.e. an alpha male or whatever bullshit attributes people ascribe to a man who is hung.

i tried this once and it was fucking great desu
i could stick my dick in and just wank with it, with some pressure inside

if you have 10 bucks and bored as fuck try it

get a gay power bottom, i'm sure he will be glad to deep throat your cock

Rearrange Spiro Agnew.

Go to PEGYM

I bought a hydromax x30 and have added a half inch of both length and girth in about a month. I might lose those gains if I stop pumping regularly, but I don't know why I would. It feels great and instantly improves your penis. Inb4 shill, I never see people talking about penis pumps and they're fucking great. Just give yourself a day off from pumping every 2 or 3 days.

I'm pleasantly surprised. I thought I was super fucking small but I'm around average.

>averages that include asian and indian measurements
>average
Yeah i dont think so dude
6" is small for a white
6.5"-7" or so is average
You can't even call yourself big dick unless you got 8"

I pity the fool who falls for the "average" meme and then wonders why his gf left him

14cm is not small

Get a good pump like the bathmate. Cheaper pumps work, but the bathmate just works better. The strength of the suction combined with having warm water around your dick to facilitate extra stretching is tough to beat.

I made a girl's legs shake while orgasming for the first time recently, and I believe having a bigger dick was a big part of that.

t. shill mcshillson

Do only white people have growers?

Asians have growers.

Out of curiosity

to be a grower they have to actually grow into something substantially larger

All races have growers and show'rs.

tfw 6x4 pencil dick

Use a stretchy cock ring

Yeah looks like bruising, apparently can get a cream to remove it but haven't looked into it enough yet.

I've had a bathmate for a few years I use on occasion for amazing faps and any snu with my gf -it gives more girth for a couple of hours and for a couple of days after it strengthens your erections. I've been using it every second day atm for 2 weeks, will see after a month or two if there any permanent gains, even if there isn't it's worth it with the amazing faps

Started PE exercises from here a little over a month ago, already gained .25 inches length, and .2 inches girth.

Do you warn up and stretch before a pump?I try to to stop bruising and the blood marks but doesn't really help.

I made my dick thicker with jelqing.

Thickness is easy and fast to get with it. But apparently growing length takes months and I didn't have the dedication to do that.

You DON'T. You leave your goddamned penis ALONE. Go find something else to obsess about, you cognitively deficient hominid.

see pic for jelqing info

Can somebody please post a genuine before and after picture that shows jelqing works?

I've yet to see one.

You can't. Just live with what you've got.

Thoughts?
Personally i'd like and extra .5 inch in length and girth desu

Thundersplace is better desu

Another dick thread.
Again the same faggots replying. The same sites posted.
Stop shilling you faggots.

Holy shit the Internet did give birth to a lot of stuff
Might give that 90d one a go for banter and report back

Stay mad, dicklet

It's a colder climate thing

I'm like 7.7 x 5.5 and can tell you I've overwhelmed almost all of the girls I've fucked. If I'm "average" then you're literally only fucking the girls that shove wine bottles up their pussies.

I actually wish I was like 6 so I could do doggy easily without girls screaming at me not to bump their cervixs'.

Frankly even having a 4" flaccid is too much.
It's like having big tits on a girl when she runs, my dick just bounces around if i don't wear the right underwear

Jelqing, but if you're really small then no point really, since the gains are extremely minimal. It's for the guys that are 7x5'5 and want that 8x6er. In your case you just have to deal with it.

I feel you man, if I do a girl missionary I have to be so fucking careful. For that reason, I don't like one night stands. Always find myself a fuckbuddy, that way she eventually gets used to it and can take almost all of me when she's on top.
Also yeah, I'd love to know how getting deepthroated feels like, but I do enjoy blowjobs.
That said, I like having a big schlong, it's part of me, so I'm making the best out of it.

Also I highly recommend L-Arginin, 3,5mg all at once before your workout, or distributed over the day on restdays.
I swear, I have the hardest morning wood and my dick is an unbreakable titanium rod during sex. I don't masturbate more than a couple times a week tho.

Really? I'm like 4 and a half flaccid and I've never had a problem.

Might be just the underwear desu
I hate wearing briefs thoughs

if you stop carring about penis size, you jus fuck and don't give a fuck, you'll get 2 inches immediatelly

Pills dont work, dont waste your money on them.

The only permanent way to increase lenght is a surgery that cuts two ligaments on the side of the base called the fundiform and suspensory ligaments. The usual risks of surgery apply with excessive scarring being the smallest one and the "gains" being pretty negligeble unless you have a micropenis.

The only permanent way to increase girth are saline injections. You can google it or look at some camsites to find guys that had this done but rest assured it looks just as freaky and unnerving in the cock as it does in the biceps or delts.

Jelqing and pumps give a temporary boost in lenght and girth, results are slow and get slower the bigger you get but they are certainly there.
I'll focus on water based pumps since they produce greater pressure and better results, they use the same principal as jelqing but progress is faster, still I recommend you follow this advice to get a feel for it.
You should feel a "pulling" sensation, if you feel ANY pain stop immediately, you dont want to get a testicular torsion. At first your dick will get completely bruised, dont pump again until it all clears up. Repeat this until you are comfortable using them everyday for about 15 min. Keep in mind they only produce results as long as you use them, once you stop you will rapidly loose it all again. Right now I use them once in the morning and once in the evening for 25 minutes, but I have several years of experience with them, DO NOT do it this long your first time (I know you will try to anyway but you'll regret it when your dick turns completely blue and painful to the touch for a week).

where you can hang woth other small dick pathetic white dudes

There are two main manufacturersof water based penis pumps; Bathmate and Penomet

Penomet
>easily taken apart
>parts can be replaced for individual needs
>slightly cheaper for beginners

Bathmate
>hard to take apart
>parts not sold seperately, if one breaks you have to buy a complete new one
>Hydromax extreme model creates by far the biggest pressure/results
>old models have hard plastic base that can break the skin if the pressure is too high
>goliath model has such a wide base that it sucks the balls in

I would recommend to start with a penomet to get the feel for it and go for a hydromax extreme after you hit a plateau, if the ball pump creates too much pressure you can still use it without it like a normal pump until you can handle it. Completely avoid older bathmate models, the hard plastic base can pinch and cut the skin (gator bites).
>pic related, dont buy these, they will fuck you up

google mattersofsize for a forum about this stuff with lots of progress pics (no homo) and coupon codes for pretty much all devices