So user, with muscles like those you must have a girlfriend, right?

>so user, with muscles like those you must have a girlfriend, right?

I'm going to tell you what I tell everyone who inquires about this: I haven't been on a date since December 2008, and I fully intend to keep it this way

>3D girlfriend
>I begin unsheathing my katana

Bad night or bad relationship?

I'd let them touch my cep and ONS the prettiest one. And yeah, I have a gf. wtf is wrong with you guys

>Yeah i do, how old are you now why do you still play minecraft?

The deepest rivers make the least sounds. I'm saving myself for Her, thanks for asking.

Why am I a manlet out of a sudden having women looking down on me

...

Thinking this is a bad situation, why would any girl ask this question?
>say you're single
>note reactions
>note who's suddenly paying more attention to you

You're a faithless degenerate and will suffer the great tribulation.

>so user, with muscles like those you must have a girlfriend, right?
yeah, which one of you will be lucky enough, deal or no deal?

>so user, with muscles like those you must have a girlfriend, right?
>flex a 'cep and grin
You tell me?

>deal or no deal?
so fucking beta

this

WE WANT A STORY

oh you must have found your soulmate! Good for you man, congratulations.

kek

>the one with her hands on her chin staring intently


she's the one

Fucking hell, man. I haven't been on a date since November, 2008 and it's not at all intentional.

WOW HE'S FAST

I would just lift up my shirt a bit and say something like: "Don't need one when you get all sorts of 'nani"
Then try to approach one of them later in private

I want to hold hands with the pink haired one

I haven't had sex since March of 2007.

I bet Pink Hair likes sexual choking

Only acceptable taste.

>lifting shirt up to impress girls with muscles
> not impressing them with social intelligence and confidence
kys

>social intelligence
Kekkels

>putting effort into impressing girls
Mediocrity is your goal isn't it?

Is than an offer

>dyed pink hair
let me get the dog collar, butt-plug, and clothespins out of the trunk

This です

Well I would start off by flexing a 'cep and then saying "No, but hows this for a start?"
>then again I am not autistic like you guys

Reposting that is as autistic as it gets and not funny at all.

Do the board a favor and kill yourself.

THESE

>VR Waifu

Volcel master race

i'm a 5'8" manlet of course i don't

I haven't had sex since July 1994. I am virgin btw.

Veeky Forums is a normie board, almost no one here is a lonely or whatever.

FIFY

>24 years old

>no, I'm single actually
>proceed to make polite, charming conversation the rest of the evening
>ask the one I like most out on a date

Why does that seem so impossible to you autists?

I'm not charming.

It can be learned you know.

How?

just be yourself

>Why does that seem so impossible to you autists?

The answer lies in the question

Like anything else, practise.

Most people pick it up through social interaction as children but it's possible as a teen or adult to pick up the ability to hold a conversation well.

I haven't had sex since February 2016 and by the looks of it I won't have it in a long time. The worst part is that by not being a virgin I actually know what I'm missing on.