MyFatnessPal

Let's have one of these shall we?

Make sure you judge and ridicule each other over the smallest things.

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Imagine being so autistic you count all the food you eat.

Where do you think you are?

We can't all survive on cum alone like you.

holy shit yesterday i ate way too much. someone roast me

You fat piece of fucking shit. Learn some fucking discipline

why the fuck u eating Doritos u disgusting mongrel

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, how the fuck is half a salad container 980 calories. And you just had to go all out with the scalloped potatoes and cheese topping huh? Because you definitely wouldn't have survived the day without it. Kill yourself.

I needed my hands slippery for faster movement.

>tfw probably gained a legitimate pound yesterday
Whoops.

8 CHOCOLATES FOR THE FIRST FUCKING MEAL OF THE DAY?????????????????
Your sugar level is out of control

user-kun, don't let yesterday get you down! Do your best today! I believe in you! :3

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:') thanks i'm already off to a good start today.

Went a bit overboard I guess.

My week

>doritos cool original

>salad
>1000 calories
>only half a container

Only in America.

idk why it's even called salad, theres literally no lettuce, its just pasta slathered with mayo or some nasty shit i regret eating that it wasn't even tasty

I had to make an account so I could do this

Hurt me daddy.

holy shit that jimmy dean sausage basically ruined your whole day in one meal. especially if you're cutting.
really how is 2 ounces of sausage that many calories wtf is in that shit

stats are mediocre. you're less of a fuck up than most of us but that is no excuse for not meeting your goals.

That's 4 servings of 2oz or half a lb.

I'm a sucker for big breakfasts, and yeah I'm cutting.

Leftovers and yogurt, I ate way too much over spring break

cutting for my field ecology internship this summer.

I looked like shit until I started doing that

Today so far (Bulking)

>300 grams of gum
Something tells me you don't know how to guesstimate

There is still time for me to screw this up...

hold me Veeky Forums

>300g of gum
>201g carbs
>12cal

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>tfw you eat almost the exact same meal every day
>tfw you actually like it a bit

fucking 250g of carrot and only 75g of chicken?
what are you a rabbit?

who the fuck eats 1.3 eggs?

lol right

1.3 eggs was a gestimate.. I made two but lost part of it piling it..

And carrot is great for filling...

Wtf, why are you eating two different kinds of caviar on lunch?!

One of them is just a cream, the other one is actual caviar.

hmmm...
wtf i didn't notice that

r8 & h8

How the FUCK do i get enough protein ?? Is 38g fats 222g carbs 94g protein enough to cut properly? Carbs coming from fruit and oatmeal

1g/lb is the most retarded Veeky Forums meme

nice breakfast

>5'8
>73kg
>12-13% BF
>lifts still semi-stalling at around 4k cals a day
>mfw

it was a mistake, i just searched gum and clicked the first one. my mistake. i usually scan the barcodes.

wtf?!

> 5'8
> 75 kg
> 12-13%fb
> stalling at 1600kcal cut

HOW CAN U EAT THAT MUCH!?

3.8k goal on 5'8?

My bulk goal is literally 3.5k kcal at 6 foot and im literally the same weight as you.

Fucking disgusting. How can one shove so much sugar down the throat, doesn't it get repulsive after eating fucking 8 chocolate bars a shitton of doughnuts?

@ me

Your daily calorie goal is 1900 and yet you eat 3 donuts at lunch and 1200 calories of alcohol? Mmhmm..

I temporarily gave up yesterday

>temporarily gave up

pic is you

But I need my sweetshits fix senpai

You need a right solid kick in the ass is what you need.

It's literally fucked, I honestly struggle to get enough calories if I don't down my blended oat/pb shakes.

I do full body 3x a week and run 3x a week, so I figured that must contribute a lot to that.

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