Chad /general/ last thread hit limit

You don't have to be a Chad to bag 10/10 girls. Just be confident, bro. Like the bald guy in this pic.

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Don't you mean
>last thread hit NATTY limit

Me and the gf

5/10

Reporting for duty

me on my yacht

>duty
lol!

you got the
>eating PIZZA
and
>not being at the gym
down but sadly that's not all there is to be a Chad

duty to fuck yo bitch

disappointing

Implying the rest doesn't come naturally
>broads line up to beg for sex
>get promoted in IT world constantly while knowing jack shit because everyone is autistic/beta as fuck and I have leadership qualities
Lifes on easy mode for a chad like me Bruh

That's an imposter (fake chad)
The only duty I have is to be Chad, the rest comes naturally.

I know it, your reply was less than satisfactory.

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Is that the transvistite he fucked?

I know this is a troll thread but I need some advice. How do I shift this convo to meeting up? I always fuck around and miss my opportunity to set something up and girls lose interest. How do I make something of this?

I'd much prefer to just meet up to hook up rather than get food first and beat around the bush

Part of the beauty of being a Chad my friend.
>Make some mediocre statement
Manlets, wannabe-Chads, and sluts swoon over it probably repeating it to their friends. This is due to bias their brains have created in relation to me, Chad.

>Halloween
>No costume
>Throw on

Fuck
>pic related

Previous post fucked up
>Halloween
>No costume
>Throw on standard sweater
>Still pick up 9/10 blond QT dressed as police simply through osmosis
When you are a Chad literally no effort is required.
Pic related

God you're fucking boring

me on the right

You basically said it yourself
>i always fuck around and miss my opportunity
You should probably just try to meet up with her, as skipping directly to sex will be a bit harder and it doesn't seem like you have the personality for that.
Even if its just grabbing a coffee or whatever it breaks that initial transition from talking on an app to getting intimate irl
If you really don't want to have a "date" before sex though you just gotta roll the dice and go for it. Talking to her about some music bullshit isn't gonna change her answer if its a no.

then post tits, whore

rude

You're new here aren't you.
The only reason you make the internet aware you are female is to get attention without doing anything valuable.
Tits or gtfo

>wants women to post tits in a chad thread
>doesn't begin by posting his chad dick

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High Bodyfat, Brown, and Negative Chantal tilt. Not a Chad, Achmed more like it

>wants
I don't give a fuck which option she picks.
Chad don't earn titty pics. If chad wants them, he gets them. Like I said idgaf about her titays

Fighting the patriarchy one post at a time

>Beta boi posting in a Chad thread
Dick first bitch. If it's joocy enough you get your tits. If not, you can spend the night jerking it to PornHub

Well she's ugly as fuck so next her is step one

lulz
Oh please show me your breasticles! My life is so incomplete without them!

Found the poster guys

she sounds boring af too, they deserve each other
demarco is solid tho

Little dick manlets get riled up so easy :P

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I can probably lift more than all these guys (:

>qualifying
what are you still doing here? You could not be less Chad

>Chad
More like pajeet op

No, I'm Stacy duh. You're not Chad unless I say so. Nobody's passed so far, not like I expected much!

i will make my chad hunt you down you little beta bitch

Heh, you don't get how this works. That's alright.
We (Chads) can still ignore the lukewarm hole between your legs.
g'night bb!

nigga, you don't 'Make' a chad do anything.

99% sure I know that girl

thats what us stacys want you to believe

Definitely not Chad. This is what you call a fake alpha guys. Next!

Probably because she's standard basic white bitch
But for the lulz you ever been to UVM?

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This might be the most pathetic, delusional thread I've ever seen in my life

>white
bitch is clearly slant eyed

kind of looks like it in pic, maybe just combination of potato quality, angle, and drunkenness

Quick tip from Stacy guys, if you say shit on the Internet you'd never say in real life, you're not Chad. (:

¿Universidad del Valle de México?

The thing is we (Chads) wouldn't even say anything to you in real life, maybe tell your to swallow our cum if drunk enough

you're either an ugly chick or a neckbeard who thinks he's an epic troll, either way it's not stacy
what you say is true, but I'll say anything in real life

Neckbeards that pretend to be girls scare the living shit out of me.

she is fucking clearly white

university of Vermont, burgerville

Fake alphas

You're posting in a "Chad" thread dude. You're part of the cess pool now. You're only hope is to leave and never look back. Or end up like me. Pic related, it's me.

Nice ath-m50s M'Gentleman

where are my fellow beardchads at

>that
>chad
jajajajaja

>backwards hat
>vaping

yeah , you went full retard

Are Chads supposed to be big, dumb, mean,selfish and bad toward other people,yet incredibly attractive and strong or perfect in every way, be it physical, mentally and morally?

not really
most chads I know are pretty cool lads

Now thats just the fake alphas idea of being a chad

They have no charisma so they pretend to be badass instead

lol at this crosspost

Chads don't work in IT you mong

chads are usually good people who also look good. truly blessed individuals

>make ME a planet

Is it possible to "chadify" your face? Or am I doomed if I was born without the genetics for it?

plastic surgery

How much would it cost for a nose job and to get that chin?

all he did was make your neck thicker dumbass

then what the fuck happened to his eyes?

I think a chin implant costs around 4-7k dollars

Yeah he fixed his negative canthal tilt too

Surgery needed for that

Now that I'm looking at it again he may have just changed his brow Ridge

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>having a long beard
disgusting

short kept beards master race

do you even fucking lift?
probably one of those turbo ham planets who think they know everything because they have a beard

She cakes on makeup while the guy puts like 1-2 products in his hair thats it. Women have it easy

Ree-minder that this is what girls mean when they say they hate muscly guys and prefer their bf cuddly

Likely hiding your subhuman lower third, only reason people that arent terrorists have one.