Show me them sips, bros

>nonsippers detected

You're not missing out on much

White and orange are honestly the best flavors of sips

Obvious dyel is obvious

Yeah nonsippers are obviously DYELs

Been gone from fit for a while, is this meme an ad campaign or are you people really drinking energy drinks?

Shreddimus Maximus.

Coles finally brought in the orange sips, had my first sip earlier today. Not as good as ultra, but still a nice change. Sadly no more sips for me this week, have to wait for them to go on sale. Fuck Australia and our $3.60 sips.

white and orange are the only ones worth drinking anyway

>tfw I drank this shit all the time in middle school, and I'm 5"9' now.

>meme
Yes
>ad campaign
No
>really drinking energy drinks
Yes

It's nothing new. The meme is sort of new, but drinking sugar-free monster as a pwo is nothing new. Some newfags and red-pilled /pol/ geniuses insist it's shilling (see above), but they're fucking morons who don't understand that they're just sustaining the meme by giving the sip boys a reason to continue meming. Been happening since day one.

Also it's Veeky Forums.

>ad campaign
>No

>monster is a good preworkout
>anyone who disagrees is a newfag or /pol/

The caffeine and B-vitamins in sips would probably improve your reading comprehension my man

Anyone tried the rock star zero carb? They're 240mg of caffeine and the blueberry is pretty good.

>ultra red
>can is orange
what did they mean by this?

Looks purple to me

>not drinking red bull
Its the only worthwhile energy drink.

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What the fuck is sipping? You drink it out a sippycup like a fag?

Oh my god dude

Aussie? White and orange only here too.

What the fuck did you say about me you little fucking bitch? I'll have you know I drink 2 grams of caffeine a day. I order energy drinks in bulk 48 packs because I drink so much. I spend over 2000 dollars a year on energy drinks so I didn't come here for some autistic sperglord shitposting faggot on an anime image board to tell me I don't fucking sip. I've passed two kidney stones in my life and I'm only 20. I don't even drink water anymore. My resting heartrate is around 90. In fact, I'm sipping right now, and I don't even care that its 230 am because I can go to sleep with 500 mg of caffeine in my body. You're fucking dead kid. I'm so fucking hype right now I'm gonna run over to your place right now and fuck up your life. I'll kill your parents, your siblings, all your pets I don't give a shit. You fucked up big time telling me I don't sip.

kekked four times

>tfw japan convenient stores sell sips
cheap as fuck too

Guys my 7/11 only sells orange and white, and while I love white, I was craving something new

I got jealous of anons with purps and blues and yellows so I did it...I broke down....

I bought myself *shudders* a blue rockstar 0carb

I regret everything.
Can Veeky Forums please forgive me

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not op but i have an orange sip also.
inb4 underage. im 18 faggots

>multisiptural

Moar Trump sips pls

ok

ur bretty cute desu, pls tell me ur gay ' 3'

> im 18
You're fucking 10.

u look older m8

I know you didn't just deny the greatness of red

The face of the forced monster beverage corp sips meme.

That and pic related.

Who you buying Allegra for?

Thanks for reminding me.

Gotta stock up after I had to sip twice yesterday for work.

(Loading 14 trucks at 10pm on a sunday)

sips

>these are the people giving you fitness advice

>shilling energy drinks on Veeky Forums

There are no ultra sips here

We have absolute zero though

Oh no one.
Took a pic of that because:
The shelf of 24hr 30 count allegra was full.
Only had 2 boxes in my overstock, finally after months....almost gone.
Got sent that display with MORE FUCKING 30CT 24HR FUCKING ALLEGRA FUCK
Sent it to my wife while I was working.
We both work retail and do that kind of shit to each other.

...h-how did you know both those posts were mine?

Actually I have TONS of all the different Allegras.
Flonase made a new nasal most, its a sensitive version for sensitive vaginal noses.
2 kinds, different pumps per bottle. Got sent 84 of one and 83 of the other.

I have over 90 packages of a CVS brand zyrtec competitor. Never sells. Never moves. Every allergy display we get has this same kind on it. First wave of 10 expires in may. Not going to lie, im pretty excited.

(Im responsible for the vitamins, cold medicine, allergy, and then the diet/active/supplemental nutrition at my store.)

where do you store that many sips?

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I was that guy who was paid to shill stuff online. I wouldn't be surprised if you already read me in Google reviews giving fake stories about nightclubs or products etc.

Its not hard to force memes on Veeky Forums

No better way to wake up in the morning!

I wish I could find this job.

In the fridge

And my stomach after I sipped them.

Ironic shilling is still shilling, doing it for free makes it more retarded.

It's also not funny or amusing.

Just bought the king pack of SIPS at based BJ's for around 30 burgerbucks, what am I in for?

RAWR :3 xD

>tfw none of the local Sam's Clubs are carrying ultra violet yet

pleasure

>bleh mummy and daddy im too tired for being an adult! I need me some artificial energy because life is sooooo hardddd!!! *sip* Mmm yess please more mommy *sipsip* i need the energy for my 225 bench press *sip* ohgawd dad get over here give me that white *sipsipsip* mmmm YUMMY!!! I love being a real man! =^)

Who could be behind this thread?

nah cunt im straight and not a virgin like most of u faggots.

Obvious dyel is obvious

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More OC for my SIPpers

Let There Be SIPS

End OC for today, muh SIPpahs

Run out of shekels to pay for more shops?

I'm flattered to have made you think my shoops were paid for, I'll take the compliment

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>t. 14 year old

Guys, what's the opinion on the normal S I P aka the standard green Monster?
I drink it from time to time because I'm bulking so zero calorie is shiggy diggy for me
I'd say it's justified for bulking. Also I think it's one of the better tasting ones, watermelon is still king tho

i have evolved
no dye=white teeth
no carbonation=healthy teeth
no sugar, no sweeteners

also its 3$ for 40 of these. whats monster, 3$ each?

This is fucking gold

>it's not funny or amusing
Oh shit well I guess we should stop

yer and i still get laid more than u. i dont even lift like u autsist do i only go in with friends and max out on bench. structured programs r for faggots

This one is my personal favorite I like it better than ultra

MFW it's rest day so I can't have any /sips/ today

That'll just make the sipping better tomorrow

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>Be central Ohio fag
>My area is usually a test market for all sorts of fatty cake fast food fatty burgers
>No purple sips

Fucking outrage.

the thinking man's sip

Are sips a meme? My stomach always hurts after i drink the white sips.

I can't say I've ever experienced that. The artificial sweetener can have a laxative effect, but I've never felt pain.

I never see this one get jerked off by the sipboys... why?

Sounds like the best thing for you homos.
>drinks monster 2x a week

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You have to go back to r9k this isn't the board for you

What's your favorite flavor lads?

I've only had white and blue and white was way better.

my m8 said orange is fucking shit

orange tastes like fanta with lemon juice squeezed in. its really nice and sour

fuck up cunt i probably bench more kilograms then u can in pounds

I'm not sure if this is a cringe, larp , or shill thread anymore.

It's clearly a sip thread ya dingus

Good to see I'm not the only 614bro suffering