How can I cook eggs to make them not taste horrible? I want gains but I fucking hate the taste of eggs...

>5 eggs
>One table spoon of milk per egg
>Pepper and salt
>Mix it up gud
>Hot pan
Pour it in and keep scrambling it until golden

2-3 eggs fried in butter then over rice
Sprinkle garlic salt and black pepper

I fry my eggs with salt, pepper, oregano and a little little chili.

Different fats leave a hint of different tastes. Luckily i like butter and just use that.

And salt... You use salt right?

I use sriracha and fish sauce on my eggs, its pretty good.

>grab stick of butter
>pretend you're drawing a pepe on your pan
>crack 3-4 eggs
>all on pan
>medium heat
>scramble those niggas up
>pinch of salt and pepp while cooking
>leave 'em just slightly runny, but cooked for the most part
>eat that shit up

yummmmmmm

Eggs, salt, pepper in a bowl. Mix the fuck out of it. Cook at medium temp (low and slow you fucking barbarians). That's it.

I also like to cook some sausage/chorizo, then pour in the eggs so it mixes with the juices as it cooks.

Put that shit on a taco size tortilla. They're cheap as fuck, and you can make a sub 400 cal breakfast that's delicious as fuck. Eggs also freeze well so theirs that too (let them cook before freezing though).

If you don't like that, you probably just don't like eggs.

400g of spinach cooked or not your choice but drain it if cooked
butter, S&P
3 fried eggs on top
let the yolk drip through

>heat butter in pan on low heat
>3 eggs perfectly cracked into pan
>salt and let cook for a few minutes
>before whites totally solidify, put a tablespoon of water in the pan and cover it
>let cook for a few more minutes, checking periodically to make sure heat is high enough to properly steam the top of the eggs
>remove from heat and let sit while you prepare your toast, jam and alkalized emu quinoa
>wa la perfectly fauxsousvide eggos

Add ham to scrambled eggs, eat with hot sauce or ketchup or whatever.

Otherwise over easy or omelettes are the best way to have eggs. You can put literally anything in an omelette so it will taste like whatever. Eggs have very little taste as is. They just taste earthy.

Sriracha

half-boiled eggs with some butter and salt & peppers taste heavenly

Hard boiled. Consider them shots of protein.

my ex hates eggs - she was also a psychopath

>told by someone today eggs were bad for me

Put a little sofrito in em

2 medium eggs
1 tomato
half onion
a lil bit of cucumber
olives
fry it together and eat
if you want add tabasco or/and throw into whole grain tortilla wrap
shits delish

youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
Works fine without the creme fraiche as well.

1) if you like the yolk, I would try poached. Put it on salad, put it on some toast, doesn't matter. Just salt and pepper, hot sauce of your choice (I prefer Cholula).

2) hardboil it (bring water to a boil, put eggs in for 11 minutes, take out and immediately put in ice water)

3) scramble them with yogurt and whatever spices you want

4) man the fuck up

hardboiled with a dash of tony chachere's

]just put black pepper on them

Instead of eggs have some refried beans with a little salsa on toast
More protein, no bad fats, and more filling

Mix 4 eggs really hard, put them in a pan covered with oil, when it gets hard enough fold it and leave it like that until it seals (so half a minute?). Before folding it you can stuff it with vegetables or meat.

>egg omelette

as opposed to?

fried eggs
eggs benedict
sunnyside up eggs
eggs over easy
poached eggs
or
scrambled eggs
there are thousands of things you can make eggs into.

4 eggs, butter, med heat, fried
1 slice of ezekiel or other edible bread
1 tblpspn cottage chez
tablespoon of Penny's Fresh Salsa (CostCo)