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>tfw so fat it's difficult to push my semen out of my penis
Sexual health general.

Wait, what?

Who is this demen semon?

>high school was 8 years ago

>you will never go back ten years and get yourself to stop playing runescape all day and start lifting

But you can tell yourself now to stop browsing fit and start lifting.

b-but i've already lifted today, i don't want to go back.

are you retards killing me the hs experienced sucked ass
half the time it was difficult finding a place to have sex at. having sex in some small ass car hoping nobody comes out of nowhere and watch you isn't ideal.

t. chad

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here's a pornalike my dudes

yea, it totally sucked having to find places to have all the sex i was doing.

fucking fuck this looks like an ex-gf of mine

post pics my man

she looks like that pic without glasses, I'm not posting anything linking me to an "anonymous" CIA child porn fishing website.

pathetic tbph

At least I don't speak like a nigger.

>high school was four years ago
>already completely turned my life around and am ready to be that guy whose life everyone is jealous of at class reunions

Yes, I sexed all the time in high school.

Kelsey Obsession does fart fetish videos.

>The braap meme comes full circle

>tfw it's still hard to find a place to have sex

Can you kill your libido for good Veeky Forums ?

I started working two weeks ago and hadn't any time for fapping (not getting pussy anytime soon either desu). I used to fap everyday twice a day (minimum) before that.

But I noticed yesterday that during these two week, my dick never got hard. I've even never felt any kind of sexual stimulation.

I'm kind of worried. Yesterday I fapped on softporn to see if everything was working and it did. But still, I'm worried I can't get excited by something else than porn even if it's soft.

> disgusting fat creep making upskirt pics at school

pretty sure she does literal scat videos

>Not turning around and going back to the gym the second you get home, repeating all day long
>Thinking you're going to make it
Pick one

Ha ha. Yeah man, I remember the good old days when I'd be doing the sex to girls vaginas. I'd be at parties and my bros would say "Hey dude, want another beer? This party is crazy!" and id say "I'd love to but I'm going to go sex some girls so hard right now"

How?? And what do you do

Wank once or twice a week mayne

>tfw ex-gfs parents were never home
>tfw got super high and raw dogged her almost every day
I miss high school and virgin pussy boys

>I miss virgin pussy boys

>"you know user, your dick is actually pretty big"
>watch your teeth stacy
>"sorry its just so.. girthy!!!"
actual quotes

I know this is Veeky Forums and no one will believe it, but I had my ten year reunion last year and when I showed up everyone was shocked.

I have a good career, a loving girlfriend and am in the best shape of my life. I was never an ugly kid, but people came up to me all night and told me how amazing I looked.

It felt good, but the feelings subsided when I realized that I haven't really thought of those people since the years of high school, and Ill likely never run into them again.

My point being, lift for yourself, do it to feel good for you and not the people from high school. They have no place in your future

Any advice on how to get stronger erections? Some sort of vitamin that will make it stand at attention, y'know. It works, but it hasnt stood up straight in a while I've noticed.

Got noob gains and now milf customers at the grocery store I work at keep flirting with me. Should I start giving out my number or something? I don't know what do with all this new female attention and it is making me horny as fuck.

This desu

Try taking l arginine, people use it to get better/harder erections.

moar plx

Is it still sane to use porn just once twice a week. I'm well placed to know how hard porn can warm you but should I quit it for good or just reduce my porn consumption (wich is huge)

do kegels

How do I get prude Japanese gf to let me penetrate her?

marry her.

Try being so skinny and out of shape you can't even fuck high test girls properly. I've dropped the ball twice now. My bones literally cracked when I bent my knees to get behind her.

I'm sticking with smaller girls until I actually get in shape.

You always hit a dip in libido when you stop wanking cold turkey like that. It's normal and will rebuild.

Cut it off completely lad. I'm on no fap and no porn since 1st January and find I've got such a huge drive to flirt, chat with girls and take chances being cheeky etc. Whereas when i was wanking several times a week to porn i had no urge to try it on with girls, especially after wanking when girls are the last thing on your mind.

genuinely recommend going cold turkey, may sound fedora, but it's turned my life around and it's only three months in

If you watch porn everyday, cutting it altogether may be difficult. BUT if you "reduce" it, you may never actually stop.

Here's some ideas:
Give yourself a porn allowance per week, DO NOT GO OVER IT. Maybe every few weeks you can cut one porn session until you're down to one/none

For quitting altogether, I've tried, and it's hard. I try to remind myself of this at all times:

"I do not need porn, I want porn"

Take control of your addictions. I hope this helps out, even in the slightest
Good luck my friend

anyone else go through crazy spurts of being ridiculously horny? I probably shot the two biggest loads of my life on back to back days. I was even considering blowing money on going to asian massage parlor. It was ridiculous. I was leaking precum just thinking about it. it's mostly returned to normal now, though. anyone else have something like this?

Yeah well, like I said, I really didn't have time to fap or watch porn and it's going to be like that for a few months from now. And I didn't feel the urge of going back to it but I did it because my libido seemed to be dead. But yeah before that, I really was addicted. Everyfucking day, I had to fap twice a day minimum and couldn't get hard if I wasn't watching porn.
But that's it, I'm stopping porn once and for all. I'll profit from this period when I don't have much energy for anything else than work.

But I really doubt I can do the no-fap thing.

I don't watch porn, you degenerate

her fault for dressing like that

KEGELS my man

Just go no porn. For now. I feel the psychological benefits of that is much more real and beneficial than no fap. Add no fap when you wanna get a girl. That will help with the motivation

Suck them milky mom tits