That guy thread

That guy thread
>old guy who wears the same jeans, steal toe workboots, and sweater vest every day
>follows the cardio bunnies around and only does lat pulldown and db curls

>those two guys with chicken legs that come together and superset hammer curls with regular curls
>that girl who looks so fragile that only stretches
>that smartass who can't mind his own business and tells you his past "glories"
>that dyel fucker that does two reps with dumbbells way too heavy and doesn't rerack shit
>that hippie looking guy that only chats on his smartphone while occupying a bench
>that autist that still can't finish a regular gym day without forced social contact (yeah that's me)

>be DMing 5e for group of college friends
>LG cleric
>LG Palidan
>LN fighter
>and of course the one guy who KNEW the makeup of the rest of the party decides to make a CE barbarian
>tried to convince him to play something else but when he was adamant about it I let it slide
>first session in a tavern
>bartender telling rumors
>"there's been a lot of dissapearences lately to the north, we could really app...."
>"I WANNA SMASH A CHAIR AGAINST HIS HEAD"
the rest of the party ended up killing him in game and he was salty, but I felt no remorse for him.

>that guy that places 10kg plates onto barbell instead of just using 1 plate.
>those pajeets who never rerack
>the attention seeking slut that throws my mates $500 dr dre headphones in the air and fails to catch it, breaking it.
>that guy who is about to visit snap city on deadlift.

wrong board, but the barb was dyel

>steal toe

>those two girls that always hit the gym in just a sport bra and tights/shorts and always takes selfies together

>that girl that reads a book while doing cardio

>that girls who wears 10 kg of make up and perfume, always checks herself in the mirror and only after 30 min she has to apply more make up

>the older fucker with old clothes, an old dirty towel and uses a water bottle that is probably older than himself and only uses machines

>the ''im using that'' when they clearly are not or ''are you done soon'' after you did one rep

>that girl that is always doing weird meme workouts

Moleman

>5'2", late forties, skinny
>Coke bottle glasses
>He looks like a drowned mole
>He seems angry or aggressive despite being obviously weak and disfigured
>He races around the gym, getting underfoot often, sneaking dumbbells into his burrow
>Goes nuts on the elliptical machine, has to reach way up to the tops of the handles for some reason
>Constantly looks like he's riding a chopper
>Saw him and his wife at the store and he looks like a mole blindly leading her through a tunnel

Some day I will catch him and release him at the nearby wildlife preserve where he belongs.

>being mad there are hot girls at the gym
Hot girls showing up and doing meme workouts are half the reason I come to the gym

camden reporting it :3

>that guy who trens and never does any proper lifting - just meme circuits

>that guy who only comes to do squats and takes 10 minutes in between each set
>the black guys who feel the need to throw weights at the ground as hard as they can
>people who do anything other than ohp, squats, or deadlifts in the squat rack
>that guy wearing a belt to bicep curl 25s
>BITCHES USING THE STAIRCLIMBER WRONG BY HOLDING ONTO THE SIDES THE ENTIRE TIME

>that faggot who posts about other people on Veeky Forums

>that guy who does a double knee slide out of no where to spot you and yelling "you got this" when you are not even struggling to do dumbbell bench.

>Hot girls showing up and doing meme workouts are half the reason I come to the gym
beta detected

are beats really better than sennheiser or are they meme tier?

Meme as fuck. His mates phones deserved to be broken.

>5 feet tall brown skinned girl who usually works out with a friend, pretty sure she mires, good routine/form

>manlet that lifts dyel weights and drops the weights and grunts really loudly

>other manlet that never trains alone, talks really loudly to his mates tries to appear really hardcore

>the guy that does SS, good lifts/okay form

>weird skeleton girl, always greets everyone, always wears the same clothes which by the end of her workout are drenched in sweat but that does not matter because she has no tits, zero progress, probably does not eat anything

>pajeet guy that fucks around and does 1-2 sets on everything with atrocious form, he is also balding really badly

>blonde cutie I made eye contact with a couple of times during her stretching routine, pretty sure she thinks I am a weirdo, top tier ass and flexibility though

Not the same user but they are ok to decent headphones not $500 or however much they sell them for good. You're better off buying seinheiser or something.

You're posting on Veeky Forums don't kid yourself kid

Beats are 100% meme tier
They sound the same as headphones half their price.

Sennheiser is legit

Godspeed moleman

>The fat Asian guy seeming to do random exercises with no discernible routine but still lifting more than me

haha yes le everyone is autistic on Veeky Forums even if 2017 meme

I bet you he had a heart attack or high cholesterol and now comes to the gym following his doctor's orders. Can't blame him for getting bored and watching the cardio bunnies t b h.

i am that hippie looking guy lol

Keked

I do Chin-ups in the power rack because there's usually never more than 3 people including me in the free weight section when I go.

My gym on campus is always packed so it pisses me off when people do stuff in the rack they could be doing elsewhere

If I used my Uni gym I'd still have a lot of space. They have legitimately like 10 power racks

>tfw I wear jeans and work boots because it's so hard finding pants my size
>tfw 32 x 38

>that old guy who literally smells like shit
prolly hasnt changed his diaper in 2 weeks

>that autist that still can't finish a regular gym day without forced social contact
What do you mean?

I usually go in late at night because I smell really awful towards the end of a lifting session, considering I have to walk 45 minutes there and back, and i'm a bit overweight. Here's the garbage I see:

>Pajeet doing weighted core exercises using kettlebells on the crunch bench
>one random skater guy that's around my height (6'1) doing nothing but dumbbell exercises despite being swole all over and not just upper body
>blonde girl who's 10/10 that does cardio and some squats, always smiles at me, always makes me self conscious.
>Powerlifting duo, I get advice from them on form for my deadlift, bench, ohp and squat, really nice guys but very "powerlifter" physique, one deadlifts 200kg as "lightweight" but looks to have 50kg on me, and it's not all muscle

That's about it, during the day there's a bunch of normies who curl and do stupid shit but I don't care.

Beats are absolute garbage in terms of how they sound. They are worth at most 20 dollars, and other brands are 100x better.

are you seriously asking that

this throws me back, i really need to visit Veeky Forums more

There's this group of first year college students that circle around the bench for 30 minutes and then leave

Don't see anyone when I hit the gym. Me in a nutshell

>skinny dyel screaming and making odd noises through sets whilst talking to myself in the mirror to get through sets

Ask her out bruh :3

>that guy who uses one of the 3 pairs of clips your gym has at the smith machine

okay Muhammad

>that guy that uses the smith machine

>that guy who pulls a bench, dumbbells, kettle bells, barbells, a yoga mat, treadmill, stationary bike into a fucking SQUAT RACK and just does push-ups for an hour inside it

I mean using the smith machine is one thing
But using the clips? Really?

The stair climber this is really common. There is this 50 year old woman who spends too much time in a tanning booth who locks her elbows, lets he shoulders rise to her ears and stays on the stair machine for over an hour. I see her all the time, she is rail thin and has a creepy voice. Everyone knows her tho

I'm 32 x 36. Its not that hard, or just wear shorts and running shoes you moron.

>not using the smith machine for hip thrusts

Why the fuck would you need to deadlift in the squat rack?

Kek sounds like a fun guy.

YouTube search them, I've seen vids that break down the components used and compare them to others, literally constructed of shit that is used in sub 80 dollar head phones. Absolute garbage and not worth the cost, just good marketing and stupid consumers.

Link me to this thread plz, I'm asking for a friend.

I bet you're really into a "spartan ideal of masculinity" but actually just a huge faggot and all your friends know.

I bet he looks 10x better than you fag

>that guy that looks dyel and goes on to lift thrice my non-dyel amount of weights in all fields

>that guy who looks at your ass
>that ass you look at
>that feeling when looking at each others asses
>that 3rd guy who joins in on the ass looking
>that manager who pretends to focus on his computer screen but looks at the other's asses
>when whole gyms stops and looks at each others asses

>that guy that comes to only squat and takes 10 min between each set

Yeah thats kinda me, sorry. To be fair i only do 4 sets and only the last set has a longish break, usually 8min at most though.

memiest of memes

You're paying over 80% of the price just on the brand name. Sennheiser is respectable and has good prices.

>them pajeets who spend an hour on the Smith machine doing every exercise they can think while wearing gloves and straps

They fucking stank of curry and rancid vegetable oil too

What's wrong with reading while doing cardio, treadmills and indoor bikes are boring as shit, I'd read if I didn't have to ride my bike outside like a normal person and dodge cars.

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>that guy who got divorced and wants to get shredded to kick ex wife husbands ass
>that roastie that brings her kids to the weight area
>uses racks like jungle gym
>that fatty who has a big gulp of dr pepper instead of water
>old man jenkins using partially working dick to hold towel in locker room
>that newfag who weighs self while wearing belt and phone
>wonders why he hasnt made progress wtf
>that black or puerto rican who blares lil yachty while lifting
>that swole trainer who yells death threats as motivation
>that tranny who has correct form and is a nice person
>that dyel faggot who rehydrates 5 gum
>that squat bitch who sings out loud
>that cardio bunny group that fake porn moans for every movement
>that black guy that you are sure is a professional athlete but dont ask him cause muh accidental racisms
>that guy on the bikes that actually acknowledges you when sit next to him
>that guy who brings his own bar from home
>that guy who wears mouth guard for squats
>that guy who wears mouth guard for stairmaster
>that guy that wears sperries and flip flops for squats
>that guy who yells unnecessarily for every rep
>that guy who yells after drinking water
>that guy who cries while looking at pictures of his daughter in the locker room
>that guy who brings "communal soap" for the shower
>that pajeet that always tries to break into lockers
>that group of high school faggots who sit in yoga area doing nothing
>that guy who got off a murder trial for a technicality
>tfw he always stares at me

>that old foreign guy who always says "good muscle, nice" and stares at me whilst I lift
>that mid thirties woman who always eyes me up and down
>that Serb who puts on like 100 tens for deadlift with terrible form
>that huge power lifter with a bitches voice whose mom comes to see him
>that gaggle of high schoolers who come in once a month
>that dyel who always tells me about when he used to bodybuild
>that big guy who only listens to anime music and wears short shorts everyday with sambas
Oh shit dat me

>her
>not that sexy powerlifter you mirin

>groups of high schoolers

Do... do you faggots lift at the YMCA?

You sound like a cunt who thinks hes better than everyone else.

>that fatty who has a big gulp of dr pepper instead of water

I have middle aged friends who are completely juiced who bring big gulps of Pepsi into the gym and it never fails to make me laugh.

>>that big guy who only listens to anime music and wears short shorts everyday with sambas

Sick as fuck lmao.

>that old weird guy who is always awkwardly staring at everyone in an obvious way.

>tfw 32 x 38
32 width, 38 length? Skeletors!

>That black guy who surrounds himself with 7 sets of dumbells at once and rests for 10 minutes