You're a nigger if you do not buy monster energy drink

you're a nigger if you do not buy monster energy drink
sip it boi

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

Fake sip thread.

monster is shilling again, report and sage

Oh my god how dumb are you? This is a transparently fake sip thread intended to reinforce the idea that the sip meme is advertising. This fucker is so desperate to ruin the fun that he's pretending to be an actual shill. Fucking saged.

Jesus Christ, how desperate are you? Fuck off with this blunt advertising!

All monster advertising must be exterminated for the good of the Veeky Forumsizen race

Oh wow OP is samefagging his own thread

why are you saging nigga are you triggered or something

THis
See through the lies sip boys. This is a false flag op

Tried it and had a good workout. How do yous drink it though? Do you down it? Or do you start drinking it a certain time before the gym? How long does it take you to finish one?

redbull shills detected.
go back to redit nigger lmao

I swear m0nster energy drinks are so amazing it doesn't really matter when you drink them. don't forget to buy one for your momma

Sips bois

The mods did a great job trimming you fags yesterday. Hopefully they keep it up. Anyways monster is for fox wearing white trash poor fucks. Red bull is far superior.

Sip it negroids

I'm not op

I just really hate energy drinks

Learn to nutrition

Energy drinks are idocracy tier

Ay get the fuck off my Veeky Forums u cuck, people like you ruin the fun

>Learn to nutrition

>I'm going to be fat or dyel for enternity

The post

How many cals does regular monster ultra have?

are you people seriously drinking that shit?
might as well make a 50/50 sugar and ratpoison smoothie.

too many to warrant drinking that shit.

>people unironically drink that garbage

I actually kinda prefer Rockstar Pure Zero. Monster Zero Ultra has a weird taste to me compared to Rockstar.

kek if i ever sell anything ill make sure to use this genius sales tactic

>if you dont buy some shampoo youre a fucking nigger

boy better get some shampoo then, i don't wanna be a nigger now.

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People that are literally too stupid to insult ITT

that is false though, they contain like 18 calories per can

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I said regular ultra, not ultra zero

I got banned yesterday for pointing out the fake sip threads. Which is extremely fucked up.

I say just treat these like actual sip threads. It's happening anyway, it frustrates his purpose, and sip boys win on numbers alone. Fuck it.

>diet drinks are not diet related

These sip memes are real though. I honest to god drink one a day. Have been even before this meme started.

That's not possible, watter is the only think that does not have any calories

Yeah but go start a "how do I get a gf" thread and you're golden.

t. banned five times for sips