/fph/ /fps/ /fht/ - Fat (people) [hate/stories]

I laffed to this a lot

This is so pathetic. Kek

I watched the Leg Boil James and now I need a new fatty to get mad at. I've heard Penny is a good one for rage material?

also
>muh leg

imagine that smell

everyone looks like their holding their breath

Holy shit. The thing that irritated me the most about James K were his dramatic wails as seven men struggled to transport him.
These scenes were downright painful to watch. How embarrassing.
Could he be any more of a shitbag? Truly hope he dies.

Also: how do they even have a home? No way disability alone could provide all that..r-right?

after digging i might have gotten episodes crossed
erica is the one where their family walks out
still lots of drama tho

for you too, my personal recommendations are penny, pauline, and nicole

I don't really get grossed out easily, and shrug all gore threads off. But this actually nearly caused me to puke. Jesus christ!

Probably mooching off family as well. desu I enjoyed his squealing. But its probably because I worked with someone equally as shitty

>work in psych hospital on a floor that houses mentally stable criminals with a "insanity" charge
>one of em is this diddler with abhorrent genetics
>glasses, clubbed feet, fat, mind of a 13 year old
>apparently he diddled some old people in a nursing home or someone equally vulnerable
>this dude loves to whine, if something upsets him he gives a big ol SQUEAL just like our friend James
>always watches murder dramas, probably for the rape scenes. he also watches kids shows on the reg
>because he's so annoying
>one day he has a weird reaction to medicine and get hospitalized
>I have to sit with him for 12 hours as in I just sit in a hospital room making sure he doesnt do anything he's not supposed to becauses he a pervert
>hes a total pain to be with, always asks me to spoon feed him, adjust his bed, help him piss and be his maid
>luckily I dont have to do that because im just a security guard basically
>although sometimes because he actually struggles I would do things like help him SIP his juice or stand behind him so he doesnt fall while pissing
>he gives out a nice satisfying pig squeal whenever I refuse him so thats fun
>eventually the nurses get so fed up with his whineyness and rudeness that they just drug him up reeaaall good
>now all he does is watch kids shows and sleep, thank god
>although the nurses have to bath him and wipe his ass which is really cringey to watch because these are respectable nurses cleaning a grown man-pedophile's ass
>still gives out a nice pig squeal every now and then while getting his ass cleaned.

I had to do this for about 3 days only tank good ness

also his parents came in one day to visit
>ugly lesbians
>both came in high
>had a weird mommy/son vibe going on

how is he still fat if he lives in the hospital?
Don't they limit his caloric intake to something standard?

In his defense it probably did hurt like hell. Even the slightest touch against the skin of his legs is probably torture.

I'm actually sympathetic towards Nicole. I think anyone who isn't is probably a psychopath.

>sympathy for pathetic fat blobs
lol

He was fed a normal hospital diet as if he didnt have a weight problem. However he was only just overweight but because of his clubbed feet, the drugs, and natural laziness he didnt really move around a lot. Like, he was one of our patients who would rather piss himself and not shower because he's THAT lazy.

They do but he probably doesn't move alot so they go unspent

yeah, I think I remember seeing blood or something when they transported his ass to his new house
How does that shit even happen

>Used to be obese
>Now overweight
>"Oh yeah we're getting there bud."
>Watch episode
>Look at myself
>"Holy cow I'm so fat! This is my future!"

I ate little yesterday and I've eaten nothing today. Even though I'm starving and my stomach was rumbling on the train, I can't eat. It's like puslegs James ate my food. And fats think it's the skinny models that make people starve themselves.

He was a ponyfag, wasn't he?

Jokes on that asshole.

When I get old, I'm gonna be on so much gear that I'll never be saggy.

Dont starve yourself dickhead. You'll end up cracking and gaining more weight. Just cut 500-1000 calories and go from there.

That fucking face at the end. Top kek.

no

wow

youtube.com/watch?v=9g2DSntt-nM&t=15s

Well, he has a point. Certain levels of physique are difficult to maintain, why even bother wasting so much time?
Just don't be fat

Thanks for snapping me out of it, dude.

Looks like Ed Witten

i love you

>All fit people do is lift pieces of metal and devote all their time to it.

That is so full of shit. I do not even workout, I usually eat well enough to where it does not become an issue. It's not that hard to stay under 800 calories and to stay under 50-70 grams of sugar a day.

Even if I did workout it would only be 2 hours every day 2 to 3 days its not that much time wasted at the end of the night and there is room for other things like drawing or even learning. In fact I would even argue it gives a person more energy a day than the fat person.

Lupe is another one that will really get under your skin.

>fit
>I do not even workout

wait what

>TFW too interesting to lift
Bye plebs

hi sparrow

Unless they're feeding him 4000 calories, he's getting other food. They can get food in there no problem. Some piece of shit enabler is helping this sack of lard maintain it's mass.

>tfw no war to fight in

user wants to crusade but his pope won't let him.jpeg

Penny and Pauline

They were both tied for being the absolute worst patients before James took the title last week. Pauline's future serial killer son adds to how interesting the episode is.

I imagine that the film crew and nurses/doctors constantly use peppermint oil and facemasks when they are not on camera. You can see one of the guys helping lift had a facemask on.

>stay under 800kcal
Is this b8?

What does /fit think about youtube.com/watch?v=U3oI104STzs ?

Also this just happened to me a few weeks ago
>Be with a group of friends, one of them is this 250lb whale
>We all want to go out to eat
>Everyone wants chipotle
>Except the butter ball
>Has a huge fit (her gallbladder was removed )
>"I can't eat that kind of food it will go right through me"
>All of my friends are fatty sympathists to we end up going to some shitty place like the Ale House
>She orders fried chicken and french fries with chocolate cake for desert
J U S T

You should had called out the bullshit then and there.

We're still waitin user

>there are skeletons posting on this board RIGHT NOW

hold me Veeky Forums I'm scared

Why do fatties always assume that being Veeky Forums means having a boring life? Holy shit doing some kind of sport will not only improve your health, but also your social cirlces and make you happy as well (you wouldn't do something you don't enjoy in you free time, right?)
Is it because they take for granted that the only joy in life is eating?

...

Yes, despite the fact that most of them waste their time on netflix and reddit. Watching too much Dr Who or whatever does not make you interesting or knowledgable. There is a reason for why Trump is constantly compared Hitler, Voldemort, Darth Vader and Disney villains.

Eating and watching Dr Who.

>Trump is constantly compared Hitler
tbf a lot of trumps policies are middle right leaning, much like national socialism.

but they demonize the policies so much because we've been taught to hate nazi more than anything, even when other peoples war crimes during the same time period and onward were equal and much worse.

>800Cal
Are you serious? Do you move in your daily life? Are you a snake? How are you typing?

This stupid comic never ceases to annoy me. It's the ultimate insecure, sour grapes image, but the whole "Id rather lead a curious life" thing really triggers my contempt.

What show is this?

People realize it takes no time to eat less right?

Why is this a gif. That fucking wiggling and blinking is giving me autism

Thu lifting is a pretty boring way to spend your time. There's plenty of other ways to stay fit that are way more interesting like joining a team sport , dancing, or learning martial arts. Going to gym to lift heavy things up and down is pretty much shit tier fitness

This guy is so full of shit.

>meet disgusting fatty
>is rightly disgusted as a doctor
>but feels guilty
>tries to make himself feel better by coming up with excuses for the fatties

No. Just stop. These people may be victims of one thing or another, but their eating habits are their own responsibility.

He won't start to feel effects unless they're doing it for months on end. I know, I got down to a cal max of 500/day for a couple of months before it was impossible to ignore the signs of my body eating itself.

Team sports are pleb-tier. If you can't enjoy yourself on your own a few hours a week, there is something wrong with you.

>middle right leaning, much like national socialism.

>middle right
>socialism

>team sports are pleb tier
Of course Veeky Forums would be afraid of a team sport.... oh no, socialization! Run for your lives!
But seriously, I didn't even say which team sport, the fact you're willing to disown them all the same speaks for itself

>wanting to get rid of EPA and education is middle right socialism
riiiiight

I'm not afraid, I've played team sports for years. You know what it got me? A myriad of injuries and a broken nose because retards have no control over their elbows.

There;s nothing as comfy as lifting, cycling, or swimming alone. It's almost zen. You'll learn, child.

Eyes Wide Shut 2: a Diet
>Why do these masks only come in kids sizes?

web comics were a mistake

>800kcal
>50-70 grams of sugar
are you okay user

Speak for yourself

Because you're a fat bitch and ate the kid that was wearing it.

dipshit learn any history
sometimes words have more than one immutable meaning
sometimes politics is different in different times

Except socialism.

they need some way of convincing themselves that they aren't fat slugs with a terrible quality of life, so they enable themselves and other fatties by saying
>people who are Veeky Forums have nothing except fitness, we're the ones really living life to the fullest
it's like when christians say that atheists really actually believe in god but don't want to admit it/hate him/whatever. fatties have to make wild, ridiculous assumptions about people they know literally nothing about to justify their shitty choices to themselves and others, because if they honestly assessed what it's like to be fat vs Veeky Forums
>it's ok to be fat
wouldn't have a trotter to stand on

>are you a snake

Too bad that Martial Arts is for fedora tipping faggots who waste their Money on garbage. I know what I'm talking about, I trained 6 years Aikido, useless garbage who doesn't help shit in fighting. Since I'm benching 110 kg, squatting 130 kg and deadlift 180 kg with 1,86 cm in height, I'm winning nearly every fight just because I'm strong, I punch, they fall, I win and don't do stupid faggot fedora Aikido shit for women.
Strength + Height = Better fighter than 99,99% of all people who learn Martial Arts and don't lifting weights.

>vilifying the media and calling it the enemy of the people
>spends millions of dollars so his whore wife can live in Trump tower
>completely castrating the health care system
>socialism
u wot m8

Yes kinda, I wrestled in high school, was mediocre, made it to states but didn't place. Recently got back into submission wrestling and jujitsu. It is a lot of fun, and I was in great shape going in, muscle wise, but had shit conditioning. After two months, having no previous experience with submission style wrestling (pretty different) I'm able to beat everybody in the class except the owner. Most of them are fedora tipping weaklings who have been doing this for years and years. This one really smug guy with a beard and tattoos everywhere was extremely comdescing to me when I started going. He had 10 lbs and years of experience on me. My second or third time going we were told to split into pairs for live wrestling. I asked him, he sighed heavily and said
>Well I guess I can go easy on you,make sure to tap quickly I don't want to hurt you
I pretended to be impressed, and agreed. You decide how to start, on the ground standing up or whatever. At this point I had no fucking clue what to do on the ground, but I knew stand up well. I tell I want to start standing because it seems like fun. After a few seconds of feeling him out, I realize he's a shitter. I get double underhooks (something you would seldom get in a competitive match) hip him off the ground, leave my own feet and body slam him as hard as I can.

He left right after and didn't come back for a week.
Last week I quit that place and found a gym that has a few professional fighters that train at it. I get my ass handed to me pretty often, and that's a good thing.

If your gym doesn't has full speed live sparring, then it's shit. If you're better than most people there, time to leave. The best way to get better is to lose, often.

TL;DR get beat up to git good

Ever see the vid of the strongman who challenged a Gracie to a fight. The Gracie was fucking with the guy the whole time. Maybe you are just shit at martial arts?

>much like national socialism
>is obviously not a socialist
you wot m8?

Dont shit on martial arte because you got fooled into spending your time doing a shit tier one.

I cant believe all the other replies being against this. This website IS becoming tumblr2.0

Better version

Menominee?

Beautiful

That was not fighting, the guy danced around the Mountain and the Mountain barely moved. In a real fight, because we talk about the world strongest person up to date, he would punch him 1 or 2 times and the guy just would wake up next week in the hospital.

While strength is important, don't shit on fighting styles just because you wasted 6 years on Aikido, Muay thai is amazing

He's talking about this fight ya dip.

youtube.com/watch?v=kL3VzjcptBI

You're probably thinking about this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=ndCeJ_T6ZTk

I swear to god, only here could you say that not only did the holocaust not happen but that Germany was no worse then other countries at the time.

It bothers me so much that /pol/ hates jews and says we should kill them off, and then when you say "O so that means you liked the Holocaust" They respond with REEEEEE HITLER WAS A SAINT. H-he would never actually do what I wanted him to do.

nice read

It's all satire, bro.

the mind of a fatty is an amazing thing

fuck me these people.....

>and your feet hurt
Every fucking time.

Why don't you go troll them then? Maybe you'll cause heart attacks and thin the herd.

>Dr

>Of course Veeky Forums would be afraid of a team sport.... oh no, socialization! Run for your lives!
This is the most normie shit I've seen in a while.

Well a picture of her did end up on Veeky Forums. Just not of her physical self.