Okay so I think I've gotten a good plan to get that qt in my gym to go on a date with me:
>start deadlifting beside her while she's squatting >pretend to go drink some water after a set >come back and "accidently" trip over the bar >she stops squatting and rushes over and asks "are you okay??" >raise my head, and as if I'm in pain, force a little smile and say "I'm feeling better already" >ask her for her name, introduce myself while I get up and brush myself off >next day, ask her if I can work in with her with her squats, compliment and critique her form >end of workout, as her if she wants to make a protein milkshake with me, and get her number
I don't want any spaghetti, so I think this'll be a perfect strategy that she could fall for. Anyone else have any suggestion or tips for what to do?
Owen Fisher
Kill yourself
Grayson Thomas
The funny thing is there are people on fit who would actually do this
Colton Cox
Are you serious?
Eli Gonzalez
dude of course hes not serious he posted a picture of gosling
Matthew Bennett
Ignore this dude, I just posted him because that's the first picture I got on my phone
Yes, I'm planning on doing this today at my LA Fitness. She's always there at the same time as me, so even if she doesn't come today, I'll just use this next time I see her. I don't want to brush off as an autistic loser, so I'm trying to act more normal in front of her
Jace Diaz
>I don't want any spaghetti >plan literally involves tripping and falling like a faggot and subsequently parroting cringey lines
Bentley Jenkins
Keep us posted user, I believe in you
Nathaniel Wilson
ask her if she's feeling fit.
Asher Cook
holy autism sticks
Aiden Turner
Dude..don't do this. She probably won't come over and say anything, but just laugh to herself at what a clumsy fucking tool you are.
Colton Williams
Just strike up a conversation, moron.
Ian Gonzalez
That's part of the plan, but I don't want to just approach her like an idiot while she's working out. I need a reason for us to talk
Gabriel Wood
being retarded must be hard
Joseph Campbell
>doing my squats :) >oh no that weirdo is doing that backlift next to me >he keeps trying to smile at me so I just look ahead and pretend I don't notice >finally he left >he comes back and pretends he falls over the bar? >he looks at me like I'll say anything >never ever talk to him
Carson Allen
I wonder what would happen if you went up to her between sets, smiled and introduced yourself and asked her if she would like to workout with you?
Sounds scary as fuck I know, but I don't think anything too bad can happen really, maybe she will politely decline in which case you say alright let me know if you change your mind though with a smile and graciously walk back to your workout. Maybe she'll be a little bitchy instead in which case, she is a bitch good job finding that out now you can stop thinking about her.. Maybe she'll say yes and you'll make a new friend and that might even evolve into a relationship!
Elijah Taylor
>"D-do you want to.... make a p-protein shake.... with m-me?"
That sounds like an excellent pick up line.
Juan Reed
Here's how it'll actually go, user: >start deadlifting while she squats >go for water >trip >she takes a look >u ok? >you sperg out >y...yes, you? >she chuckles at your faggotry and returns to squatting >you go home and make a thread on /r9k/
Ethan Lopez
or you can not be a faggot and just flex a cep and ask her on the protein date
Michael Morales
>OP walks back in after getting water >purposely trips on bar >lands on face >qt looks and laughs at him >OP rushes out of gym crying
Logan Martinez
Embodiment of cringe
Camden Smith
Retarded
Charles Hughes
I have autism but this is too autistic even for me.
And I'm not even a functioning autist.
Samuel Smith
just hire some guy to stab her and then protect her from the stabbing and she will have to go on a date with you.
Austin Russell
My sides
Jace Foster
Keep us posted
David Lewis
Honestly I would go for it. Don't listen to these other guys at worst you trip and she doesn't say anything. At best you get a QTs number. I wouldn't ask her to make a protein shake with you though that's just weird. It takes like 5 seconds and isn't really a group activity. Try asking to a movie instead after the whole tripping thing.
Chase Ross
MEGA AUTISM
Camden Turner
this is a brilliant plan do it haha
Andrew Sanders
I'm so nervous fuck how I calm down I don't want to soil my spaghetti
Bentley Watson
Fucking hang yourself
Jace Phillips
Just walk up to her and ask "feeling fit buddy?"
Eli Watson
The new meme has arrived
Pack up lads, it's over
Owen Nguyen
Just take deep breaths and realize that she's just another human and you have nothing to lose
Austin Perez
Don't forget to flex a 'cep
Caleb Gray
Include me in the screencap
Leo Hughes
The reason is you think she's attractive. That's the only other reason you need. Planning shit out like this is already fucking up but go ahead and be disappointed.
Benjamin Nguyen
Okay lads it's coming up wish me luck
Kayden Williams
Do it. Record the process and share for research purposes
Robert Barnes
>worried about spilling spaghetti >plan involves spilling spaghetti
Riveting.
Connor Gonzalez
I literally have Asperger's and even I know not to do something this cringey
kys
Jacob Jackson
I know some of you Veeky Forumsggots lurk here. Who makes the shirt (or makes a similar one) goose is wearing?
Gavin Robinson
Probably Bangladeshis Maybe chinks.
Carter Peterson
We have achieved critical levels of autism
Angel Campbell
I've been on Veeky Forums for a while and this may be the most autistic thing I've ever seen here
Justin Hill
Godspeed OP you marvelous bastard.
How did it end?
Lincoln Reyes
kek this made my day
Kevin Clark
>I've gotten a good plan Hahaha, its just a girl, wtf men, just do it
Jonathan Ortiz
>h-hey babe wana nake protein shakes? no >o-o-h k wanna go out? no >MFW
Nathaniel Nelson
>doin some squats >skinny guy next to me starts doing deadlifts >goes to get a drink of water after his set like he always does >comes back and clumsily trips over the bar >he keeps glancing at me from the floor >we make extended eye contact and i can hear him mumbling something to me >can't hear anything he says cause i've got headphones in >"-etter n-" >"huh?" >take out my earbuds >"feelin better now" >give him a nod and go back to squatting
Dominic Cox
Jesus fucking christ
I've been on this godforsaken site for a couple of years now, and I have NEVER seen anything this fucking autistic. You are autism personified and may god have mercy on your soul
Carson Ward
Any updates OP?
Daniel Gomez
Sorry lads, she was in today, but I couldn't find a good opportunity to act it out. I'll try tomorrow and report the results
Aiden Stewart
>couldn't find a good opportunity to trip over your weights...
Daniel Gutierrez
Let us know how it goes OP
Robert Martinez
there is no such thing as a good opportunity you faggot. JUST FUCKING GO FOR IT DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
Benjamin Fisher
This.
Jace Mitchell
...
Nathaniel Perez
>trip over the bar >hit head on plates that were on the bar >bloid everywhere >Qt pi looks down at you an start shrieking >wake up in hospital >ambulance crew tells you that you were muttering something about protein shakes and going below parallel >y-you too
Aiden Morris
...
Noah Hernandez
Jesus Christ OP I am cringing just looking at this. How long have you two been lifting together? Chances are you already fucked it up by not making a move yet. Start by making small talk. Like have you even made eye contact or said a word to this girl about anything? Even like "hey you need this plate? It's the last one" then like smile or some shit.
Dude please don't do what you were planning to do. It's so fucking retarded. Man to man shit right now. If you want advice about talking to a girl at the gym just ask.
Matthew Moore
fuck off idiot
Henry Sullivan
fucking kek you made me wake up my roommate
Brody Ward
Lay down some advice for us
Jacob Myers
Some advice: don't ever do what OP is planning on doing
Hopefully he comes back with a good greentext at least
Oliver Torres
Do anything other than what the OP suggested
Jackson Cruz
Give it to me
Dylan Morgan
>raise my head, and as if I'm in pain, force a little smile and say "I'm feeling fit already"
Austin Green
>"-etter n-" >"huh?" >take out my earbuds >"feelin better now"
Bentley Miller
hahaha you only see this shit in movies dude
Austin King
This might be the most brilliant thing ever. Talk her up, expect nothing but make her aware that you pay attention to her. You already made the first step. If she's interested, she'll approach you, if she doesn't, she wasn't interested.
Mason Edwards
>calling something funny with meme potential a meme This is literally what normies do and instantly kills a meme.
Elijah Davis
Fucking hell.
I think I have autism too.
>at work with qt >chilling in the back, go to use the bathroom >qt is gone when I come back >go out to find her >"hey where did you go qt?" >h-heh i'm just cold. >"oh okay, well I'm going to go back in the back." >walk away, think of a clever line >go back and tell her "you know you could come back and keep me warm." >walk away fast and go in the back >it actually fucking works and she comes back
what do I do bros?
Thomas Bennett
>LA women Kek, enjoy your AIDS.
Hunter Nelson
the style is henley i believe. you could LITERALLY google "three button short sleeve t-shirt" but that would imply you arent retarded, which you clearly are
Charles Morales
gib advice pls how do i not see sex as a waste of time
Nathaniel Campbell
that's not funny, it is just straight up sad
Mason Wilson
> Trip over the barbell > QT just gets startled for a second then proceeds with her workout without uttering a single word > leave gym and masturbate to mexican fart porn
Tyler Anderson
>watch a disney movie or something >think you can emulate what happened in the movie in the real world >make a plan that involves the girl saying spesific lines, and if she doesn't, you won't have any idea of what to say and will come off as a tard just standing there not knowing what to do now
Christian Wright
>needing a plan Nigger, you have autism and are unfit to breed.
Cameron Wood
I have a better line for you to try >trip over your DL >faceplant >bleed so then she HAS to help you >"Why did you trip on purpose, user? Are you autistic?" >look deep into her hair >autists can't make eye contact >"A-are y-you an archaeologist?" >"What?" >"I'M A-ALPHA AS FUARK, B-BRAH" >bleeding on her the whole time >pass out due to blood loss >rehearse your lines on the nurse when you get to the hospital >Mission failed- we'll get 'em next time!
Jeremiah Thomas
Believe in urself opee.Regretting something you tried is better than regretting something you haven't. If someone as autist like me can accidentally go on a date with 9/10 girl from the gym then so could you.
Parker Smith
Get on Veeky Forums and make a dumb post about it in front of her
Andrew Adams
Do what the OP said, but improvise with what you have at work
Aiden James
>I don't want any spaghetti >come back and "accidently" trip over the bar >raise my head, and as if I'm in pain, force a little smile and say "I'm feeling better already" >end of workout, ask her if she wants to make a protein milkshake with me, and get her number