Okay so I think I've gotten a good plan to get that qt in my gym to go on a date with me:

Okay so I think I've gotten a good plan to get that qt in my gym to go on a date with me:

>start deadlifting beside her while she's squatting
>pretend to go drink some water after a set
>come back and "accidently" trip over the bar
>she stops squatting and rushes over and asks "are you okay??"
>raise my head, and as if I'm in pain, force a little smile and say "I'm feeling better already"
>ask her for her name, introduce myself while I get up and brush myself off
>next day, ask her if I can work in with her with her squats, compliment and critique her form
>end of workout, as her if she wants to make a protein milkshake with me, and get her number

I don't want any spaghetti, so I think this'll be a perfect strategy that she could fall for. Anyone else have any suggestion or tips for what to do?

Kill yourself

The funny thing is there are people on fit who would actually do this

Are you serious?

dude of course hes not serious he posted a picture of gosling

Ignore this dude, I just posted him because that's the first picture I got on my phone

Yes, I'm planning on doing this today at my LA Fitness. She's always there at the same time as me, so even if she doesn't come today, I'll just use this next time I see her. I don't want to brush off as an autistic loser, so I'm trying to act more normal in front of her

>I don't want any spaghetti
>plan literally involves tripping and falling like a faggot and subsequently parroting cringey lines

Keep us posted user, I believe in you

ask her if she's feeling fit.

holy autism sticks

Dude..don't do this. She probably won't come over and say anything, but just laugh to herself at what a clumsy fucking tool you are.

Just strike up a conversation, moron.

That's part of the plan, but I don't want to just approach her like an idiot while she's working out. I need a reason for us to talk

being retarded must be hard

>doing my squats :)
>oh no that weirdo is doing that backlift next to me
>he keeps trying to smile at me so I just look ahead and pretend I don't notice
>finally he left
>he comes back and pretends he falls over the bar?
>he looks at me like I'll say anything
>never ever talk to him

I wonder what would happen if you went up to her between sets, smiled and introduced yourself and asked her if she would like to workout with you?

Sounds scary as fuck I know, but I don't think anything too bad can happen really, maybe she will politely decline in which case you say alright let me know if you change your mind though with a smile and graciously walk back to your workout. Maybe she'll be a little bitchy instead in which case, she is a bitch good job finding that out now you can stop thinking about her.. Maybe she'll say yes and you'll make a new friend and that might even evolve into a relationship!

>"D-do you want to.... make a p-protein shake.... with m-me?"

That sounds like an excellent pick up line.

Here's how it'll actually go, user:
>start deadlifting while she squats
>go for water
>trip
>she takes a look
>u ok?
>you sperg out
>y...yes, you?
>she chuckles at your faggotry and returns to squatting
>you go home and make a thread on /r9k/

or you can not be a faggot and just flex a cep and ask her on the protein date

>OP walks back in after getting water
>purposely trips on bar
>lands on face
>qt looks and laughs at him
>OP rushes out of gym crying

Embodiment of cringe

Retarded

I have autism but this is too autistic even for me.

And I'm not even a functioning autist.

just hire some guy to stab her and then protect her from the stabbing and she will have to go on a date with you.

My sides

Keep us posted

Honestly I would go for it. Don't listen to these other guys at worst you trip and she doesn't say anything. At best you get a QTs number. I wouldn't ask her to make a protein shake with you though that's just weird. It takes like 5 seconds and isn't really a group activity. Try asking to a movie instead after the whole tripping thing.

MEGA AUTISM

this is a brilliant plan do it haha

I'm so nervous fuck how I calm down I don't want to soil my spaghetti

Fucking hang yourself

Just walk up to her and ask "feeling fit buddy?"

The new meme has arrived

Pack up lads, it's over

Just take deep breaths and realize that she's just another human and you have nothing to lose

Don't forget to flex a 'cep

Include me in the screencap

The reason is you think she's attractive. That's the only other reason you need. Planning shit out like this is already fucking up but go ahead and be disappointed.

Okay lads it's coming up wish me luck

Do it. Record the process and share for research purposes

>worried about spilling spaghetti
>plan involves spilling spaghetti

Riveting.

I literally have Asperger's and even I know not to do something this cringey

kys

I know some of you Veeky Forumsggots lurk here. Who makes the shirt (or makes a similar one) goose is wearing?

Probably Bangladeshis
Maybe chinks.

We have achieved critical levels of autism

I've been on Veeky Forums for a while and this may be the most autistic thing I've ever seen here

Godspeed OP you marvelous bastard.

How did it end?

kek this made my day

>I've gotten a good plan
Hahaha, its just a girl, wtf men, just do it

>h-hey babe wana nake protein shakes?
no
>o-o-h k wanna go out?
no
>MFW

>doin some squats
>skinny guy next to me starts doing deadlifts
>goes to get a drink of water after his set like he always does
>comes back and clumsily trips over the bar
>he keeps glancing at me from the floor
>we make extended eye contact and i can hear him mumbling something to me
>can't hear anything he says cause i've got headphones in
>"-etter n-"
>"huh?"
>take out my earbuds
>"feelin better now"
>give him a nod and go back to squatting

Jesus fucking christ

I've been on this godforsaken site for a couple of years now, and I have NEVER seen anything this fucking autistic. You are autism personified and may god have mercy on your soul

Any updates OP?

Sorry lads, she was in today, but I couldn't find a good opportunity to act it out. I'll try tomorrow and report the results

>couldn't find a good opportunity to trip over your weights...

Let us know how it goes OP

there is no such thing as a good opportunity you faggot. JUST FUCKING GO FOR IT DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

This.

...

>trip over the bar
>hit head on plates that were on the bar
>bloid everywhere
>Qt pi looks down at you an start shrieking
>wake up in hospital
>ambulance crew tells you that you were muttering something about protein shakes and going below parallel
>y-you too

...

Jesus Christ OP I am cringing just looking at this. How long have you two been lifting together? Chances are you already fucked it up by not making a move yet. Start by making small talk. Like have you even made eye contact or said a word to this girl about anything? Even like "hey you need this plate? It's the last one" then like smile or some shit.

Dude please don't do what you were planning to do. It's so fucking retarded. Man to man shit right now. If you want advice about talking to a girl at the gym just ask.

fuck off idiot

fucking kek you made me wake up my roommate

Lay down some advice for us

Some advice: don't ever do what OP is planning on doing

Hopefully he comes back with a good greentext at least

Do anything other than what the OP suggested

Give it to me

>raise my head, and as if I'm in pain, force a little smile and say "I'm feeling fit already"

>"-etter n-"
>"huh?"
>take out my earbuds
>"feelin better now"

hahaha you only see this shit in movies dude

This might be the most brilliant thing ever. Talk her up, expect nothing but make her aware that you pay attention to her. You already made the first step. If she's interested, she'll approach you, if she doesn't, she wasn't interested.

>calling something funny with meme potential a meme
This is literally what normies do and instantly kills a meme.

Fucking hell.

I think I have autism too.

>at work with qt
>chilling in the back, go to use the bathroom
>qt is gone when I come back
>go out to find her
>"hey where did you go qt?"
>h-heh i'm just cold.
>"oh okay, well I'm going to go back in the back."
>walk away, think of a clever line
>go back and tell her "you know you could come back and keep me warm."
>walk away fast and go in the back
>it actually fucking works and she comes back

what do I do bros?

>LA women
Kek, enjoy your AIDS.

the style is henley i believe. you could LITERALLY google "three button short sleeve t-shirt" but that would imply you arent retarded, which you clearly are

gib advice pls how do i not see sex as a waste of time

that's not funny, it is just straight up sad

> Trip over the barbell
> QT just gets startled for a second then proceeds with her workout without uttering a single word
> leave gym and masturbate to mexican fart porn

>watch a disney movie or something
>think you can emulate what happened in the movie in the real world
>make a plan that involves the girl saying spesific lines, and if she doesn't, you won't have any idea of what to say and will come off as a tard just standing there not knowing what to do now

>needing a plan
Nigger, you have autism and are unfit to breed.

I have a better line for you to try
>trip over your DL
>faceplant
>bleed so then she HAS to help you
>"Why did you trip on purpose, user? Are you autistic?"
>look deep into her hair
>autists can't make eye contact
>"A-are y-you an archaeologist?"
>"What?"
>"I'M A-ALPHA AS FUARK, B-BRAH"
>bleeding on her the whole time
>pass out due to blood loss
>rehearse your lines on the nurse when you get to the hospital
>Mission failed- we'll get 'em next time!

Believe in urself opee.Regretting something you tried is better than regretting something you haven't. If someone as autist like me can accidentally go on a date with 9/10 girl from the gym then so could you.

Get on Veeky Forums and make a dumb post about it in front of her

Do what the OP said, but improvise with what you have at work

>I don't want any spaghetti
>come back and "accidently" trip over the bar
>raise my head, and as if I'm in pain, force a little smile and say "I'm feeling better already"
>end of workout, ask her if she wants to make a protein milkshake with me, and get her number

Sounds like a good plan
I think it will work

I cant stop laughing, just talk to her

*sigh* Ryan Gosling is so dreamy.