Things you can say to Veeky Forums but not to your girlfriend

>things you can say to Veeky Forums but not to your girlfriend

I love you

>tfw no gf

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

No homo

Don't ever talk to me or my son James again

Let's go suck each other off in the sauna.

That's a huge snatch!

Lookin big!

Stop being so fucking fat and actually do something about it
I fucking hate your sister
If you actually don't like your body do something about it and stop complaining
No i don't want to bring you to the gym you throw me off and i can't enjoy my work out or look at other girls' asses
I'm not your personal trainer and i don't want to be, i have enough problems motivating myself and you expect me to drag you to the gym too, fuck no

sick gains.

Nice bulk

Should I jerk off before or after the gym?

Thanks for listening to my problems, you really understand what im going through

I'm only still here because i have no better options

cuck

your arse looks huge, mirin

Six days into no fap

I never loved you

same user, same.

>gf