These have no business being as good as they are

add 2 scoops user
also use almond butter

muslin jew detected

I eat lean pork you cunt.

sure , im not listening to your muslin jew lies !
cerially tho 4 slices of bacon add needed flavour and fats to the dish.

well you either messed it up or you're expecting way too much from pancakes that have 60g of protein

What oats have 11g protein and only 28g of carbs? Genuinely want to know as mine have 59g carbs and 6,7g protein to 100grams

user, when do you put your semen in the recipe? Or do you use the semen to replace maple syrup? Im genuinely curious.

i get that the entire idea of making "protein bars" by mixing a bunch of carbs and fats and expecting a miracle is retarded
but what's wrong with bee vomit?

>no nutrition facts
eat a dick

Requesting more Veeky Forums recipes

this recipe is actually horrible

>turkey
>american bacon AkA rashers AKA american bacon with 90% fat 10% bacon
>canadian bacon aka thinnest gammon steak known to man 95% bacon 5% fat
>English bacon AKA bacon. perfect ratio.

Pick one....

anyone with half a brain could tell you that

>1tbs salt
is this even edible for non-amerilards?

>I eat lean pork you cunt.
>goys don't know about taqiya
nice try mehmet rosenberg

imgur.com/a/5nbmA

Here is an album with a ton of Veeky Forums recipes, they mostly suck though because hardly anyone here knows how to cook properly.

The youtube channel the protein chef has some pretty good Veeky Forums recipes.

>all these fucking carbs
>everything ITT is high calorie
>fucking nut butters and nuts in everything trying to pretend they're protein
Why tho

also I bought a fleshlight today am I too far gone?

>not just mixing the oats and cottage cheese
>not even cooking the eggs with a little salsa

I bet mine taste better than your shitty pancake.

>eating 4 eggs
>its good for you

wtf?

>dietary cholesterol raises cholesterol
hello 1960, can you run to the gas station and pick me up a 10 strip of LSD please?

Is there anything I can substitute eggs for?

i would buy one if i wasnt still living with my brother and sister

You just pound them instead?

Nice trips btw

take it, you deserve it.
made me kek

Depends on the application. If you're baking a cake you can use unsweetened apple sauce

I make these, except I use Greek yogurt instead of the cottage cheese, and I also put whey powder in. I also drop a handful of blueberries in while it cooks, because I'm an absolute madman.

you have only rimmed the rabbithole with a fleshlight. take the real plunge

I made this, s'alright but I wasn't really sure if you're supposed to drain it and it doesn't offer a specific amount of water to use.

>loose roastie
is there an innie model?

I pissed away 50 bucks on a top of the line sex toy that was too tight and too short.

theres retarded amounts of documented cases proving eating cholesterol increases cholesterol. Otherwise Vegans wouldn't have HALF of meat eaters LDL. Are you fucking retarded or bait?

get on gothic king cobras level
imgur.com/gallery/gXLd2

>proving
Do you know how scientific research works?

Go to youtube and look up the following:

-FitMenCook
-The Protein Chef
-The Diet Kitchen

Everything suggested there is pretty solid even though the guy from The DK eventually became a vegan cuck.