Have you ever been mired by a girl at the gym? How did you react?

>throw 4 plates on the bar and get ready for a max single squat
>ask a guy I know for a spot, he's solid and I spotted him earlier so he immmediately comes over
>his girlfriend takes a photo of the bar for some reason
They're lovely people but I have no idea what the bar photo was about desu, I'd have felt more flattered if she'd photographed me in the hole

she clearly did that so she can say it was her bf who squatted that weight, not you

>he squats 4pl8 and another guy gets the mires from the bitch's friends online

cuck

once. she asked to work in while i was squatting (a poverty 225x3 paused) and commented that i was super strong and she asked me to teach her how to squat. she was a qt, but i was too autismo to actually flirt

How pretty do you have to be to get a girl like Tatyana?

she literally did all the work for you.
"yeah sure, im kinda busy right now so let me get your number"

she worked in with me and i taught her that day. spent a solid 30-45 minutes chatting, but i just couldnt get the courage to ask for her number my dude

>be walking in gym
>super hot girl makes eye contact with me
>she looks away
>I maintain eye contact
>she looks back at me while smiling
>I immediately stare at floor while walking

Just end me

>be me, skinnyfat dyel with a good face
>sign up for gym membership one day
>get on treadmill
>this qt3.14 cardio bunny gets on the mill next to mine, when all the others are available
>she looks at me and smiles
>I'm jogging at the time
>look at her, my feet get all twisted and i trip
>fall and get launched off the treadmill at the speed of light, land halfway across room
>she laughs asks if i'm ok while covering her smile with her hand
>"y-yeah its all cool beans"
>wipe off my treadmill and leave even though I had only been there for 10 mins

some girl 'tripped' and grabbed on my abs,
I did this sort of Terminator like movement looking down on her with disgust(6'3). She then went back and started chatting with her gf embarassed.

>be me
>be in military
>be enlisted
>base gym
>stronger than most people by a lot
>do snatch
>girl mirin
>starts talking to me
>spot her on squat
>talk some more, she's an officer

"Well it was nice meeting you"

Curse you, fraternization.

>y-yeah its all cool beans

>looks away
>I maintain eye contact
wut

new gf lifts at the same gym and keeps telling me every girl in the place is mirin me 24/7.
i dont care. i'm there to lift shit

>"y-yeah its all cool beans"
user please

Yeah, probably. I'm married anyway so it's not like I give a shit

>"y-yeah its all cool beans"

my sides

>y-yeah its all cool beans

Middle-aged woman once asked if I "do yoga" when I was stretching post-squats...

Make of that what you will.

We locked eye contact, but she choked 1st broke it by looking away, then returned

>be in the gym
>doing warm up deadlifts
>see in the mirror qt3.14 looking at me
>smile at her.jpg
>"oh you lift heavy"-she said to me
>"it was just a warm up, watch this"
>load 100kg
>dyel.jpg
>get in position
>start lifting on
>feel my hemorrhoids activate.gif
>start to bleed from ass
>my white and black basketball short get bloody at behind
>have to finish this.jpg
>my anus is like a blood volcano
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.jpg
>qt3.14 screams at horror
>"OH MY GOD YOU ARE BLEEDING ARE YOU OK"
>I drop the bar loudly as I can
>turn towards her whit a smirk, while blood drops doping over the flour.
>y-yeah its all cool beans

>going on the treadmill
>ever
you deserved it

>"y-yeah its all cool beans"

kek'd

>started working out again
>catch more girls look at me when I walk around campus
>female friends of mine grab my biceps and forearms when we talk
>girls are generally more touchy

>user, why aren't you eating your dinner?
>y-yeah its all cool beans

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Hueweh hueweh hueweh

>It's only a real thing if you let it be, user.

Also, what base were you on that you were stronger than most people?

>be t-rex fresh off of SS after 6 months
>cutting because I'm a fatass dyel looking sack of shit
>be doing diddly lifts across a wild pack of asian Chads (Lee's?)
>one Lee is diddlying 3pl8 sumo
>be doing triples for 365
>see Lee's laughing and pushing the one sumo'ing Lee around
>pause music in earbuds
>they're roasting him because 'that other guy can do way more'
>realize it's me they're talking about

fucking kek you nailed it

oh and there were two Ling-Ling's in the group laughing at him too

is that a good or bad thing lol

She turned her head but he chased her field of view in order to keep eye contact

Not at the gym, but I had my first mire/attempted rape by a wild negress blob today
> Leaving school walking to parking lot
> Suddenly wild negress appears
> Easily 250+ at about 5'5
> Yells excuse me! And runs over
> Orange is my favorite color(I'm a ginger which made this experience even more shocking)
> Wraps arms around me and places face against me
> Ooh and a strong chest! You're beautiful!!
> Separate myself turn 360 degrees
> While doing so mutter out th-thanks
Hold me /fit

top kek

Posted this in a thread a while back
>be squatting 3x8
>be on 1x5
>qt comes up and if she can work in
>rerack
>a-actually I'm all done
>go on the cycles facing away from her and cycle for at least two hours to be sure she would b gone when I got off

Not by women that good looking but yeah sometimes I'll catch a fatty looking at me

>"y-yeah its all cool beans"

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>see a qt who's been watching me on squats
>ask a her if she can spot me on my last set
>smiles and says "sure...that's pretty heavy."
>think in my head "for you"
>unrack it
>see this nigger running towards us
>"ayyo hol up...... ok, a got u bruh."
>she steps aside
>do my set pokerfaced
>he keeps saying "ok one more"
>she just stands there and smiles

Was she miring my 2.5pl8 squat?
That black dude was so nice, tho.

try and get your O-card

>receptionist as i leave
>hey (she smiles)
>you do some impressive squats (said as if she expected some positive response)
i just smiled awkwardly and left, naturally she hasnt spoken to me ever again.

>>female friends of mine grab my biceps and forearms when we talk

fuck why do they do this. they give me this weird feeling that makes me feel gay as fuck.

>minding my own business walking through the mall
>girl i talked to once comes up and latches onto my arm with both of hers
>feel a weird tingly warm feeling that makes me feel maximum homo
>want to tell her to let go but don't want to be rude
>not sure how to escape this situation because autismo
>have internal panic attack deciding to be rude or having to feel homo
>finally we end the convo and she walks off after resting her hand on my chest

goddamn i just wanted a fucking haircut not to get molested and experience feelings or whatever the fuck that was

I've been asked for hugs and kisses from girls a lot
My first kiss was from a girl who tricked me into going in a closet with her. She pretended to play where we had close our eyes and your followed the person's voice. She led me into the closet .
she touch my abs and chest and just went for it. I didn't know how to react, so I just at raised my eyebrow and smiled.

>not sure how to escape this situation because autismo

>not pushing her off and loudly exclaiming "don't touch me"

Your 'tism is weak user, you will never make it if you just let people touch you all willy nilly

>you must be 18 to post here

she was cute tho.

i later asked for her number and she gave me a fake one. so i don't know, women are a mystery.

Never happened at the gym before, but sometimes girls will come onto me at house parties or my friends will try and hook me up with someone, but I'm just too shy.

I generally turn down sex unless I'm really drunk. Part of it, I'm afraid I won't last long enough, so I'd rather not have sex at all than embarrass myself.

>friends try to hook me up with someone
I fucking hate this. I don't want to date your coworker, or sister, or anyone at all for that matter. Almost as bad as my parents nagging me for grandkids.

The fact that while I'm in the gym I see people lift and they're weaker than me.

Yeah there's this chick at the gym who can't be older than 20 but her body language strongly indicates wanting to fuck. She's p cute, might try to smash. Will keep you spergs updated if things progress.

No, I mean friends are trying to hook me up with their acquaintances. Not to date, just to hook up. I'm honestly blessed with really good friends. They know I'm shy, so they try and help me out from time to time.

It works occasionally. One of my friends got me really drunk, then introduced me to her qt Latina sorority sister. Another friend hooked me up with her roommate.

But for the most part, we just go out, get drunk, and have a good time.

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Wake up

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Courage? For what? She was throwing herself at you.

>2.5pl8 squat
>miring
Sorry bro, but she was laughing because she can squat more than you.

not in gym. but on public transport all the time

I get mired all the time. It's nice and I'm used to it at this point as its just part of life. I don't do anything, but I'm old and married so...

eveytime I think a gril is mirin' I then just tell myself "no she was prolly just looking in my general direction." It's a constant back and forth in my head, and this battle never ends.

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Kind of. My gym crush at my school gym was this strong as fuck womanlet that worked at the gym as well as for the schools Hub desk. Asked her out because I have this fascination with asking out girls that work at reception desks/customer service jobs because of the sort of social taboo around doing so/ the sense of accomplishment I get when they say yes. Anyway, we fucked and she told me after that she had noticed me at the gym and thought I was attractive. I'm weak and thin but fairly handsome, so I'll take it.

I don't get it? why beans?

>cardio are killing some gains
>see qt wandering around the gym
>look at her
>she looks at me and smiles
>lose track of her
>she comes up to the cardio area
>entire area is empty except me top left and some grill bottom right
>qt takes the one right next to me
>think I heard a faint hi
>wasn't sure about it so I ignored it
Any non-autist would have said hi anyway.

Caught a girl snap chatting my Squat with her friend once it was during a peak phase so fairly heavy and not very common in that gym. I confronted her about it and we both had a laugh she featured me in a few videos that day and she added me on Snap and got married to a dude like 3 months ago.

White men are beta af

Thats why their women love the alpha bbc

>and got married to a dude like 3 months ago.

What?

my biggest fear is that someone mirin me will come up to me in the gym and ask me out or something. not because of autism, but because i have a gf. i fucking hate to turn girls down somehow.

i want to be mired, but if they take initiative i just want to run away rather then let them down.

>Dipping in the dip rack
>Some 200lbs, not even weighted
>Tiny girl walks past I know is learning dips on the dip assist machine
>Sees me, I hear a literal "wow"
>Look her way and grin, dip a few more reps
>She spills spaghetti and walks on beet red, looking at the ground

Oh well, am married.

holy kek

I wish girls would mire me, so I could ask one out.

>cool beans

>tinder date with this girl a week ago
>really sassy but i dig it
>we snap and text pretty often
>at the gym doing rows after bench
>oh shit is that her? play it cool and keep doing your workout
>she texts me asking me if i was at the gym and __________ location
>oh shit yeah
>fast forward 3 days go on another date
>still a sassy fuck but whatever i can fuck with that
>date ends says oh i dont kiss anyone till the 5th date
>lol ok there
>then she asks if she can come over to my place and watch a movie
>im.gonna.get.my.dick.wet.gif
>get home say im exhausted lets just cuddle and sleep
>go to cuddle ask for a goodnight kiss
>10 min later she's naked sucking my dick
>fuck her 4 times that night and twice in the morning
>the entire time she was feeling up by body, biting my biceps and chest

>doesn't kiss
>but cuddling and sleeping next to each other is ok
Doubtful.

u better not be lyin

very plausible

t. american

hoes are weird m8

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not at gym but
>be at mall
>receptionist from old gym sees me (not memeing, we really have one)
>"hey user, man you're looking good these days"
>"uh...thank you...y-you too"
>"haha not that you didn't before or anything, just...looking good, maybe I'll see you around"
>"you too" (fuck)
tfw I forgot to tip her

two funny black ladies who complimented me on my legs.

It's nice getting compliments on trex mode

not at the gym but i'll never forget as long as i live

>need a new belt
>walking through kohls
>semi qt asian girl walks by pushing her (brother? son?) in a wheelchair and gives me a quick glance up and down, caught it in my peripheral
>hear a DING
>she looked just long enough to roll her prisoner into a pole

lelelelelel

Hate when girls do this shit, they say they don't want anything serious but then they do this shit the next second

Yes. Broke long-stalled PR.

You made it

kek

>Gym is something like 85% male membership
>Only women I ever see are married and working out with their partner
>Gym has to close because of foundation repairs
>Start going to campus gym
>Filled with women
>It's almost entirely female
>It's a huge change
>Get looks pretty often
>Can see girls adjust so they're facing me
>See them take pictures in the mirror
>Female friends have pointed me out on a couple of people's instagram and snapchat

I honestly had no idea how overt women are.