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>that girl who comes to the gym only with her bf
>that guy who comes to the gym only with his gf
>that bald guy with glasses in his thirties
>that girl with yoga pants
>that girl with transparent yoga pants
>that guy with wearing a compression suit
>that fat retard guy
>that mid thirties guy who brings his kid
>that GILF wearing yoga pants
>that buff qt girl with perfect butt
>that annoying Chad
>that group of 16+yo annoying girls
>that mid thirties girl trying to look like a 20yo girl, also wearing a fucking choker [email protected]
>that manlet guy who roids
>that huge guy
>that mindless zombie receptionist girl
>that obnoxious annoying gym "trainer"

You forgot to include yourself

>>That socially awkward fat autistic kid who stares at other people in the gym with slobber running out the side of his mouth

>the strongest and most handsome guy in the gym
Yes it's me

>The pack of Indians, in jeans doing curls.

Don't knock people trying to better themselves user, that's not cool.

>the guy who comes in and does bodyweight workouts when he's not doing curls and bench pressing
>the guy who free balls in jogging pants and asks women if they need a spot.
>The guy who does weighted hip thrusts in front of the women who're using the hip adducter machine
>the guy that sings along to j-pop songs outloud between sets
>the guy who was caught fucking that geared up lesbian bodybuilder in the yoga room and was kicked out the next day.

That was me.

>that guy who takes a 45 pound weight off my rack and looks over sheepishly but I don't say anything because I'm just overhead pressing 105lbs but it makes me wonder if I should still call him out to be alpha.

Pretty abstract tbqhwyfambbq

>go to gym
>begin curling in curl rack
>guy walks to power rack
>this is setting the safety pins up high
>not sure what is going on
>sets the bar up to neck height
>oh shit, is he gonna commit suicide
>I'd help but I got 25 more reps to curl
>he loads up 3 plates on each side
>go on...
>he gets under the bar
>....go on...
>motherfucker lifts it with his neck
>what the fuck
>he's walking back
>Oh shit nigga
>He can't hold onto the weight, he is trying to sit down somewhere
>OH SHIT NIGGA I WANNA HELP BUT I GOT 12 MORE REPS
>He' sitting down, but realize there is no seat, and goes up
>scream loudly "DROP THE BAR MAN"
>He can't hear me though "Blank Space" on his ear buds
>I can only watch in horror as he unsuccessfully tries to sit down 6 more times
>He finally gets the energy to walk forward and rerack the bar.
>mfw the entire thing

>the guy who sits at home and doesn't go to the gym

>That guy that once shat himself squatting

Yup its me

>Thanks Rippley

Jesus christ I am relate to this

>I'm just overhead pressing 105lbs
For 30 reps?

wow thats funny. when did this happen?

>I wanna help but I got 12 more reps
You made the right choice user.

i never understood if this is a meme or not

>ohp 105
>alpha

>The guy shadowboxing who doesn't know how to punch
> The guy who planks literally anywhere
> The girl who stretches for 15 minutes does two sets of 2kg curls checks her phone and leaves

>that guy who gears up just to stretch and walk in the treadmill
>those skinny girls doing those meme booty Instagram exercises totally fucking their lowerbacks

The most accurate one

I thought that was pretty good.

Anytime Fitness?