How do I achieve WW2 Epic Soviet soldier, Defender of Stalingrad mode?

How do I achieve WW2 Epic Soviet soldier, Defender of Stalingrad mode?

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>get /k/
>drink a bottle of vodka per day
>carry logs from your nearest lumber yard to your house semidaily
>beat your wife
>rape German women
>charge headlong into machine gun fire

Be raised in the Urals hunting wolves

Do boxing or mma, just make sure your martial arts program has a torturous aerobic exercise routine, dedicate about 50% of your lifting sessions to chest, abs, and core.

>eat soviet steroid kielbosa everyday while simultaneously lifting in a concentration camp

This is my life goal

>be starving peasant sent into machine gun fire as one of the ten million casualties

Fun fact
russian soldiers raped german women from ages 8 to 80

all the younger ones were reserved for non-combatants

>russian soldiers raped german women from ages 8 to 80
That's what you get when you try to invade Russia to exterminate slavs. Will make them think twice next time

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Stalingrad defender obviously didn't look like that. City was in blockade, food was in deficit, defenders of Stalingrad were skinny.

not true the oldest women who get tracked in rape statistics was 91

>Literally no legs

Starve due to Communist policies.

Are you talking about Leningrad?

Hum you're confusing with Leningrad. There was no blockade in Stalingrad they had constant supply from across the Volga river

> Implying the world wouldn't have been infinitely better off if Stalingrad had fallen.

Mirin' jaw

maximum retardism

>Russian

It's Soviet you retard. Get your shit straight you pleb.

Also Germans raped plenty of Slavic women first when they invaded Soviet Union.

It was revenge fucking. Slavs simply wanted to avenge all the Slavic women (their mothers, sisters, daughters, etc) that got raped. Serves those fuckers right for trying to fuck with the Soviets.

Soviets pretty much won WW2 and sacrificed the most.

Britain did a sterling job of fucking up the luftwaffe and defending the channel, creating the threat of a northern front.

The yanks were lucky enough to have the war drag them out of the Depression and delivered the coup de grace.

T-thanks glorious USSR the world we live in today is such a wonderful place

Rape was strictly prohibited in the German armies. In the Soviet army it was encouraged

Stop blaming defunct states for your shitty existence and start taking responsibility for your life nazi cocksucking retard

Source: my ass

It's war. Rape was a common occurrence no matter what country/side were you fighting for. I don't know wherected you got the idea that rape was encouraged though.

Fuck yea buddy. Soviets suffered the most casualties and is the only reason WW2 was won.

Where*

Pretty well summed up.

100x100 history revisionism

Get the fuck back to your containment board.

Nobody younger than 8? I guess those commie slav subhumans werent quite as bad as i thought

Nazis massacred civilians whereas the Soviet invasion of Germany was relatively humane compared to what the Germans did in Russia.

Germans got lucky desu

average Veeky Forums historian

Lmao yeah sure exterminating subhumans is way worse than raping and destroying what at the time was the pinnacle of civilized society

You are a fucking idiot
Soviets raped and pillaged all of Europe

>tried to exterminate the Slavic race

wew lad someone took all the propaganda and THEN some

They were trying to prevent the spread of Bolshevism you retard. They were the defenders of Europe and all western civilization. If the Nazis won the world would be a much better place.

Seems you took some propaganda too

>If the Nazis won the world would be a much better place.

back to /pol/ my friend

Well it's a fact not a /pol/ opinion
Communism and degeneracy took over Europe after the fall of the Reich
Communism killed 30+ million of its own people, look up the Holodomor cuz we never hear about that in history class, only the evil Germans and how they killed "6 million" Jews (even though there weren't 6 million Jews in all of Europe in the 40's but whatever I digress)

I forgot to mention the British army and troops from across the empire beating the shit out of fascists in North Africa as well. That was fairly important.

>Communism

The USSR was state capitalist imperialism. All dreams of a dictatorship of the proletariat died in the early 20s

>this thread
>Veeky Forums tries to Veeky Forums

Nothing you said supports the conclusion that the contemporary world would be a better place had the Nazis violently overthrown the sovereign governments of Europe.

Get off my image board and go back to Stormfront.

>How do I achieve Soviet soldier mode?

800 calories per day plus hard labor until you die

please educate yourselves so you don't end up falling into the "works out a lot and has no brain" stereotype.

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lmao

I'm a Marxist mate. National Socialism has almost as many systemic contradictions as free market capitalism. You are viewing the world through a lens of hate and emotion. Take a step back and properly analyse the material conditions of society and the changes they lead to.

Kettlebells, rape and beating up random people

the world is hateful and emotional m8.

there is no perfect system, only those that make societies prosper and those that create breadlines

"I'm a Marxist"

Into the gas chamber you go

We all know how well that ended for fascists last time

>Implying there were gas chambers last time

Haha you are so new

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this. there may have been a few cases here and there and its understandable since it was a conflict involving hundreds of millions of people, of which there were a lot of military guys but for the germans rape was shameful and degrading so they mostly didn't do it

YouTube: the university of edgy /pol/iticians and libertarians

>attacking the source instead of the content
why you hate free speech?
fucking nazi

rape and pillage the enemy

Not really.
Rommel was mostly drawing even with the British, who outnumbered the Afrikakorps 5-1, for 2 years until America came in.
Rommel was a cool dude, one of the few genuinely good Nazis. Also a fucking genius.

872 days of nofap has that effect. High test as fuark.

I don't understand why do people get all upset about it. You win in a war, you loot enemy's cities and rape their women, that's how it works. Try not to lose.