FPH

Fat people hate thread.

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youtube.com/watch?v=KZuBPvq1mCo
health.usnews.com/health-news/photos/heart-surgery-at-cedars-sinai?slide=9
honest-food.net/grilled-deer-heart-recipe/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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I'm mutilating myself,give me attention.

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>be at walmart with friend
>hear muffled "help" cries
>turn around
>it's a buttergolem whos disability scooter tipped
>the lard rolls are spilling all over the floor
>it can't get up by itself
>keeps crying for help
>tell friend not to turn around
>he turns around to witness the fallen giant
>5 minutes later
>the whale has been surrounded by employees who can only look on in terror, unable to lift it
>they're gonna need a forklift
>leave, laugh once we're outside

>be me
>usually purchase these cheap breakfast muffins
>they're medium sized so I assume a heart 400-450 cals each
>loved eating them and they were a great price.
>one day the store finally puts the calories up
>1 muffin is 600 calories
>600
>chocolate chip 670
>a fucking muffin
>can't believe I used to eat these
>feel disgusted.
>mfw I see parents give their kids an entire muffin to eat
>mfw fat customers will purchase all the chocolate chip and apple cinnamon muffins in droves on foodstamps


I can't fucking believe it

>somebody put his dick in that

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This shit looks like a ball of chili cheese fries

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i'd rather die a virgin than put my dick anywhere near it. imagine the smell since she can't wash properly. makes me gag

>thinking this hurts others
>thinking the patriarchy can be so easily dismantled

Insubordinate. And cherlish.

Anyone in a country with universal healthcare has to pay for fat people

kek

>a mouth I can't control

>tfw you're just sitting down but your gut and your face can be in different rooms.

>i see dem trolling
>dey laughing
>rolling in fat ppl $$$$

I bet the designer of this shirt is secretly skinny.

Is that a deadlift?

>look at plane ticket details
>see pic related

>curvy
>2xl-5xl sizes

>Guest of Size
I thought this was a satire term.

Which airline?

Look at the one on the left's ear. Obese people always have ears that look like they're trying to escape from the all-consuming lard getting stored on their heads.

damn that's true for both fat men and women

why does society allow this to happen? why do we just allow them to keep going? whos providing medical care for people like this and why?

Tiger IIRC.

Azns don't give a fuck about fat-shaming.

Couple of recent stories

>Doing cardio
>2 overweight middle aged women on treadmills by me
>Hear one complaining that if it wasn't for the recent snow, she wouldn't be out of shape

If I can make it to the gym at least 5 times a week, you can drag your ass there too.

>Need to fly for a business trip
>Get on plane, find my aisle seat
>Overweight guy in the middle seat looks at me and sighs because I'm 6'2 and not a little old lady
>The arm rest is up because he otherwise wouldn't fit in the seat
>His leg has to press against mine the entirety of the flight because it's so big, and I'm not giving up my leg room for him
>His overweight wife doesn't understand common courtesy and loudly plays a video while waiting for takeoff

Why does it all bother me so much? Maybe it's because I feel like if I was bothering other people, I'd feel like a dick. Do these people not realize they're a burden?

>curvy girl shirt
>non """""curvy""""" model
wut

>Do these people not realize they're a burden?
no they don't. You have to realize their entire identity is self centered and built on the idea that only they matter

Your talking about the baby right?

Wouldn't they all be famine?

you are what you eat

I thought Lenny was disease.

>Meat

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for some reason i read "real men love dog meat"

Time for a fucking run

>600 lbs "youtube celeb" comes on here to talk shit about how he's getting the weightloss operation
>calls Veeky Forums cucks

>pic related...

he was on Veeky Forums?

probably not, but he specifically mentioned Veeky Forums in a video for making fun of him

some user clipped it, but i can't find it now

lul Xd

underrated

who

He finally found a surgeon that wouldn't require him to lose weight, what he doesn't realize is that most surgeons do that as a way to gauge your commitment level because if you continue on with your shit habits after getting that surgery you can very easily blow out your stomach and die. Assuming he makes it through surgery he's going to give in to cravings one morning at 3 AM and blow that band out.

based Dr Now would have denied his lardass

he's probably hoping for complications so he can sue and get more food money. twitch/patreon must not be keeping the fridge as full of mayo and mountain dew as he likes...

it blows my mind that the death fats don't realize after their first month that they don't need to get their stomachs cut out to lose weight.

dr now puts them on a 12-1500 calorie diet , no sugar no carbs, they lose 50lbs in a month (depending on the commitment) at that point i would just say thanks dr and waddle my fat ass out of there

Still the best episode in my opinion. April got her shit together something fierce.

Didn't she make it to the point of needing skin lift surgery because of how much fat she lost?

KEK

I am literally HATING James atm because all i had to eat today was a slim turkey sammich, with low fat chips, and unsweetened tea and im going to bed soon so i can't eat...

>watching this
youtube.com/watch?v=KZuBPvq1mCo

@13 mins im just watching jimmy pour gravy all over sausage and biscuits...

fuck you james, i may go to bed hungry, but im gonna wake up and actually be able to leave my bed and go gorge myself at cracker barrel

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1/2

>movement

2/2 - fatties get mad

that's a healthy heart from a not-overweight person, retards.

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What is this supposed to prove? It's fucking cut in half.

Here's the source, fuckface:

health.usnews.com/health-news/photos/heart-surgery-at-cedars-sinai?slide=9

Hearts have a thin layer of fat around them. I should know, I sure have eaten enough of them.

what is this?
an actual healthy heart or is something wrong with it?

How come you're sperging out? I'm just sharing images of hearts.

Not sure why you're going ape-shit at randoms for no reason.

>26
literally looks like she's 12

People who can stay on 1500kcal diet don't reach 600lbs in the first place

ikr especially the bit about where men look like they just got done giving birth

I'd say the guy is most likely ashamed and uncomfortable to be in the degrading position of having to rest his fat on you, for sure. He probably didn't say anything because what's he gonna say?
As for brainless women saying and doing stupid shit, I mean, that's just something we all have to live with.

you mean 62

so now being lardasses inappropriately dressed in public is an "incredible movement". yayyy....

>hula hoops
my sides

What's the best way to prepare heart for eating?

Cooking.

>heart tissue surrounded by grease
Nope, a bit of fat sure. But this is nore fat than tissue

you can actually eat them raw

They sometimes breathe like they're in labor...

honest-food.net/grilled-deer-heart-recipe/
This isn't the one I use but I imagine it would work.

too soon brah

>recovering fat fuck
>tfw not out of breath while eating anymore
Feels good man. I'm really upset my family let this happen in the first place.

is it possible to watch this shit without raging?
jfc i hate fat cunts.

Only if you think about based Dr. Now who rejects his ass.

Compared to recapitalising the financial sector fatties are fairly cheap.

I wouldn't cut off my nose to spite my face

>people actually want socialized healthcare when people like this exist
If everyone was fit and healthy and there weren't any fat fucks I wouldn't actually be completely against it. But fuck that shit.

>PewDiePie Bro`s

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It's cut in half. That's not very healthy desu

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You have to pay for them regardless. And at least the morbid obesity problem isn't as bad as the US where the citizenry still have to pay for fat people.

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Do you pay taxes?
If yes, then you are. Congrats.

That's what the fascist patriarchy want you to think

What happens if the band breaks? It kills you?

other episodes where they make it? Can't find Aprils

If that's real there is no god.

You need to take a hard look at your life when your torso starts resembling a jew's face.

>diet costs a lot of money
Ex-fat person here, no it doesn't.

I eat a third of the calories I used to eat, and I pay double what I used to pay.

McDonald's dollar menu and ramen, man.

"life is meant to be enjoyed" - the man himself while eating chinese food.

The whole episode was one of funniest i've ever seen. Highly recommend it to anyone who hates fatties.

her calves were so big they went from one side of the stairs to the other, she was tripping over them.

bought boneless+skinless in bulk,thawed the night before, and then baked into a hunk of post workout depression