>Clipping your finger nails while taking a shit
The ultimate time-saver
grooming hacks?
>Clipping your finger nails while taking a shit
The ultimate time-saver
grooming hacks?
Flexing a 'cep while a qt suck my cock
Brush your teeth while you take your shower.
The single greatest grooming hack:
>Putting gladwrap over the toilet and then trimming your pubes over it
Then just wrap up the glad wrap when done and straight into the bin
Why not just flush the hair?
I usually just let the pubes fall onto my floor & I forget about them
>telling the plumber you clogged your toilet with pubes
i flush it and have never had a problem
Hair clogs drains and there's always floaters left behind.
Also, water is a finite resource.
Yeeah, that's not a problem when you live in a first world country with proper plumbing
>water is finite
what is the water cycle
>brush your teeth while you comb your hair
>cut off 20% of your baby's dick skin
>start a campfire in your cold shower to keep your feet warm while you get those circulation gains
>don't use hot air from the hair dryer, just the blower
>shower with your wife
>tell your wife that you want to wash her hair for her
>bring her down onto her knees in front of you
>get a boner
>she sucks the boner
>you wash her hair while she washes the boner
>forget that she didn't need to wash the boner because your parents cut off 20% of your boner skin when you were a baby
>cry and apologize
>she can't tell you cry because of cold water on your face (and on her back, obviously, because of her boner-servicing orientation)
>she assumes you're apologizing for washing her hair whole sitting her in your shower's camp fire
>apologize for the misunderstanding
>brush your teeth in the shower
>shave in the morning
Who thinks of this shit
so is gladwrap
Brush your teeth in shower - best out of all of them
so is gladwrap
eat while shitting
beat me to it
Home gym lifting and browsing pol between sets
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Had a boner just by the thought of a woman sucking my dick while i wash her hair.
34yo kissless virgin by the way.
why not just groom over the trash can? i do that and it works fine, plus it cuts out the gladwrap middle man
>water is a finite resource
get a load of the proletariat over here and laugh
>Not picking at your nails constantly so you don't have to clip them
I've done this my whole life
Don't do this, they catch on stuff and bother you because jagged edges leading you to pick them short, use a file instead, save yourself
Masturbate while shitting while shitposting
you gotta jerk it on the toilet then shit it's the only way
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