You go back in time to spend time with your younger self...

You go back in time to spend time with your younger self. What advice do you give him and how do you spend your day with him?

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I tell myself to get surgery for my fucked up legs.

Shoot that loser.

Take him camping and redpill him by the bonfire until his head would spin

Disregard women completely as they won't help your loneliness and will only hurt you. Also, don't stop lifting and give school your all.

tell him to be more confident and stick up for himself more, also tell him to start running early and not become the failure that i sadly am

[spoiler]I want to go back, just 1 year, i could fix so much just with that one year[/spoiler]

I fuck him in the ass

I was a cute boy

No homo

Give my younger self a good blowjob to turn him (me) gay so as to not bother with girls.

kill him and watch myself fade out of existence

Give myself 50 bucks for a hooker.

What happened that year mate?

Don't go to Veeky Forums

Your younger self will become curious and come here.

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>welcome to Veeky Forums

Beat the shit out of younger me, tell him he can forgive himself now that he's been punished. Afterwards I would give him the connection to another person he's always desired and help him reach the understanding I have now so he won't go through years of depression and fuck up his life.

Don't rush into relationships eat better don't fail school and cherish your fucking father he won't be around much longer

I'd tell that faggot to read more, drop videogames entirely, and to not get homeschooled in high-school. ALSO, ASK GIRLS OUT EVERYBODY WANTED TO DATE YOU YOU ASSHOLE AND NOW YOU'VE STILL NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Beat the shit out of younger me, tell him he can forgive himself now that he's been punished.
You sound retarded

This is what happens when you watch too much jew superhero movies

is that incest or masturbation?

incest,, its 2 people from different timelines

buy AAPL, sell in 2014

Don't ask for that computer for christmas. Keep playing baseball champ.

>it's been 8 years....8 years wasted, some good laffs tho

Show him a picture of me at 360lb and tell him it it was 90% because of the anime and video gamess. Also tell him to buy bitcoins at fractions of a penny and sell the first time they go over $1k.

Ask Mary out in high school.

I wanted friends and a girlfriend and to be looked up to, i ended up becoming a clown and repelling that girl away from me. I also didnt take my sport, distance track and field, seriously. I clowned around with a guy who treated me like a child.

Now Im in the present and I realize what a goof I am and always was.

I hate pitying myself, but at this point its like if i don't, another bad thing will happen to me and i will feel upset about that. Might as well accept defeat now, things always get worse, i keep getting reminded of that fact

no it's masturbation because it's still you, just from another timeline

Their deaths weren't your fault. Stop harming yourself.

Stop being so sensitive, you'll be stuck in your small town until your 19 and you'll always be known as the crybaby in school.
Pay attention in school(unless its leftist bullshit and stand up for yourself.)
Talk to girls more often.

You wanted a girl and you lost her. That's why you pity yourself? It ain't that bad, mate. This is life for the majority of people.

I don't understand what you mean by
> If I don't pity myself, another bad thing will happen to me

Run track early, don't give up. You were meant to be something.
Raise your hand,
talk back to people to insult you, even your teachers.
Don't be afraid to be "cringy" and loud if it gets your point across
If that kid punches you, punch him back and don't be afraid of getting in trouble for not being a bitch.
Don't be a follower, LEAD
Don't rely on others, just keep your head forward and let others see and later, follow you.

get smart, find a way to build a time machine so that i can go back and be happy too

Tell him what to eat, how much to eat, when to eat.
Tell him how to train/what split to use.
Tell him the ideal supplementation plan.
Tell him to get braces sooner than later.
Tell him to sleep more.
Tell him don't stop. ever.

I feel like i got into a good routine too late.

Im very superstitious, im convinced if i don't essentially bend over and lose any form of dignity after getting fucked up, then life will just target me again and fuck me up , whenever i feel any sort of pride, i just get shut down,
Before, everytime i got fucked up, i would try to stand back up and say "I can do it!" but lately its just getting more and more tiring and depressing.

learn to swim
train and become a navy seal when you graduate highschool

I'd tell younger me to buy a drumset way earlier.
I'd imagine it'd be way easier to learn at 12 then it was at 22.
Also, that around 15 years old I'd be 6'1" and that'w when it's time to start lifting weights.

Even if Adolf Hitler, himself, gave you these advice, you would have a hard time figuring how to accomplish them

Start doing push ups, sit ups, and squats at a young age, just to see what happens. Don't live off of peanut butter sandwiches for 4 years and eat some greens, you can skip out on peas because after what happened you'll never eat them again no matter how hard you try. Forget girls until you're 17 and don't rush it, don't go hunting for a distraction because you end up empty handed. Get into TCGs sooner, shit's fun dawg. And finally, moving schools is hard and you'll be doing it a lot but don't let it get you down just keep your nose in that book and ride the current of life until you are confident in your career path.

>study harder in high school, if you don't it will take years of even harder work to undo the damage to your academic career
>lift weights, play sports
>lots more girls have crushes on you than you realise, if you bust a move you'll fuck literally ten times as many jailbait girls
>dress like a normie, your emo kid haircut makes you look like a homosexual with down syndrome
>start using rogaine and minoxidil now so that you can nip your hairloss in the bud before it develops into a receded hairline

Also lets be honest, we'd spend most of the day having sex with each other.

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Hope this video helps you.

And it's normal that you get shut down when you demonstrate pride. Humbleness is one of the best qualities an alpha confident man has.

Nearly. It's the simplest way I can think of getting younger me to get rid of the guilt he feels for things he isn't responsible for.

Play runescape with him and redpill him

What do you think you were responsible for?

Goddamn I wish I had the possibility to this. What's sad is that since I never met my older self, I know it will never happen.

> Once you get your black belt in Taekwondo, go to Mhuay Thai and never stop it, never ever.
> Get enough sleep you little faggot
>Girls are memes, you have a chance with all your crushes
> Go and do whatever you want, you'll be this free and this young only once so just profit.

And for the rest of the day, I would teach my past self the basics of programing.

Tell younger me that nobody will ever love me, life hasn't and won't get happier, and that that feeling i've had since I was 9, that everyone would be happier if I were gone, won't ever go away.
Learn how to lift and run properly earlier, like 14, and then get in good shape as a teenager instead of while in college. It makes the sting of loneliness and failure slightly less sharp.

Got over it a few years ago, but I always thought it was my fault my dad was an abusive drunk. I absolutely hated him and he would always talk about how he wished we were closer as father and son, so as a kid I took that to mean everything was my fault.

Stop drinking soda, stop eating sour patch (fucking delicious though), start lifting and stick to it. otherwise, you'll see everything else through life

"Red pill"
God your present self needs your future self to come back in time and shoot you

Legally masturbation but also statutory rape.

Thanks for this, user. You're right. I've been really upset lately but like everyone else i have to keep pushing.

To anyone else like me that wants to go back and fix their problems again.
Wanting to go back is an impossible dream. Memories are what makes and changes us for the better. They're dreams, but good dreams. All we can do is try to make the best out of a bad situation and smile the way through.

>stop eating you fat shit!

Don't go to /pol/.
If you do, don't actually start making jew jokes in school, you're not gonna make any friends that way.
Don't believe that every teacher is right, if you know something is just liberal bullshit call them out on it. Your friends are thinking the same thing.

Stop crying. Take your boxing more seriously.

Oh and most important of all
> There's nothing more important than family. Fuck everyone else who's not your parents brother and sisters.

Yeah, I know what you are talking about. My dad does the same shit right now. Those "wish we were more like a family" guilt trips sound familiar?
It's really a bad thing to do to your child, at least you know how not to act with your own children.
Btw, do you love your father? I feel sorry for mine, when I look at him sitting alone. He lives with my mom but they don't talk to each other. Used to be a good father 10 years ago.

what

>Stop crying
Jesus, too real.

Are you femanons?

To stop jerking off and study harder.

I finally got As in my senior year of high school and I was frustrated because it only took like 2 extra hours a day.

buy amzn, hold forever

Men cry you ass

work hard in high school
start lifting earlier
give up on women

>start lifting at 15
>be more careful at selling weed, don't associate with any wiggers/niggers
>cut your damn hair and dress like a proper citizen and not a filthy hippy
>fuck all the girls that orbit you and your drug dealer friends
>don't do any drugs besides weed, acid, and molly quit them all by 18
>try harder in school go to the state uni for IT
>be more outgoing and get into art a younger age
>DO NOT TRY HEROIN
>drugs and acting like a nigger set your life back about 3-4 years and then you get back on track

Geez guys I don't know, my life is finally starting to come together and I think I would goof it up if I tried to change it.

Maybe tell me to get bitcoins in 2010?

Love your hair while you have them
Start lifting young
Don't drop out of college

Beta men do. Give me one reason for crying that isn't beta.
Hardmode is from your own life experience.

Maybe also teach him the difference between your and you're

Go back in time and teach your young self something your future self doesn't know
???

I wouldnt change a thing.

We're pretty much in the same boat here. According to my mom he used to be a pretty good guy, but then his company failed and I was born. It sucks knowing how much he got screwed over, but even still I don't think I can love him. I don't hate him though, it's more like neutral pity.

As far as kids go, I kind of worry about messing them up because of my own experiences. What about you user?

do sit ups while your stomach is still perfectly flat

also don't chase after carleigh she only dates ugly fat guys because they remind her of her father.

the name "Carleigh" didnt give you any redflags?

My little brother and mother died on the same night. It was my fault.

Get him outside and exercising. Tell him that school sucks but still put your all in it.

Tell him to stop eating so much junk.

I think there is a saying for this but here it is in my own words. You can best judge a man by the way he reacts in tough situations. So how would you react if you lose your job, you get sick or your wife does?How would you react if your home got destroyed in a fire?

I think a man has the responsibility to not show emotions. He needs to carry the burden alone. Be a rock in the sea. All the shit life throws at you are just waves crashing into you. You need to be stable so your family can let themselves go with the current- they will always know they can rely on you.

How old were you when that happened?

i seriously wouldn tell myself anything

im doing pretty well

Damn that's some inspiring stuff user. I'm gonna write that down and do my best to live up to it. It was nice talking to you, hope life treats you well.

Eleven.

It's tough shit when you were this young. What happened?

Damn brehs, is regret the absolute worst feel?

Yes.
It's a slippery slope that ends in grief and despair.

Yes, but regret makes you stronger and helps you learn from your mistakes. Its just a very painful lesson

>Don't hand out with those guys, they're not your friends.
>Get a real skill.
>Don't be afraid of women, don't be afraid to cut your losses.
>Do SS+GOMAD now, not when you're 32.

I still don't know how to talk to girls, everytime i try to talk to one, i instantly lose topics and i think they'll find me creepy

What lessons don't include pain. Funny how our earliest lesson is either touching something hot or jackassing around until we fall and decide"whoa, won't do that again." and then every lesson that follows has some bit of pain to remind us and keep it ingrained into our brains that we fucked up.

>tfw reading this thread as an 18 y/o

learn from the oldfags mistakes, young padawan.

To never stop that calisthenic shit I would always be doing (head stands, weird static poses) because its crucial for preventing my dark period. Also to ground every day.

dont think your friends are the best and better than being by yourself, they want to see you fall, they dont care about you.


dont be an asshole or soon no one is going to be able to talk to you


dont listen to your father, he is a whiny fuck who thinks more about failure than success

get a motorcycle as soon as you are getting paid, you're going to love it.

disregard women, they are only around when there is money and status, they will dip if that shit ends one day.

learn how to fight, lift, love your mother she is doing what she can, be thankful, drugs are for losers.

dont fuck your friend exgf, they do so inbetween them but they will act offended if you do it.

do not fall for the squats meme

>you'll love lifting in a few years so just stick with it
>try harder in practice
>ignore her she's not worth your time
>you could be a little more outgoing but you meet your best friends anyway
>don't fall for the stem meme, swap out after first semester after you've made your friends
>be nicer to your brothers

kek

> Stop being a sadcunt and go to therapy for your issues.
> For christ's sake start lifting.
> Dump Katie, you're not satisfied in the relationship and sticking it out isn't going to make it any better.
> Don't go to grad school, you'll hate it.
> Take the time to be single and learn about yourself as much as you can. Don't Tarzan from relationship to relationship looking for validation

>avoid internet pornography like it's crack
>don't spend all your time and money on vidya
>learn to drive young and get a car ASAP so you can date and go to the gym
>never trust a Jew
>the website Veeky Forums...don't ever go there

I'm turned 18 in January, leaving for Parris Island in October.

okay i understand slaving your life away for your jewish boss but dieing for him is a bit too much

>We're against panic
>Wrestle in high school for the keks
>Basic hygiene and homework
>Fuck em and fuck what they think

why don't you just decide that year is now? literally no reason under the sun you can't.

Never try opiates.

>that girl definitely likes you and you're fucking retarded for not realising it. At least don't stop talking to her
>if you lift now you'll be fucking huge by college. Your genes are decent.

tell him to start taking care of himself and get to into lifting early.