Who has had a prostate massage before, and what does it feel like? Apparently it makes you cum REALLY hard...

Alright got you.

Can't you just use your finger?

Mirin

Luckily its natty attainable :3.

Is prostate orgasm a meme?

never change Veeky Forums

The funny thing is, I am not even kidding, kek.
I am living theme Veeky Forums-meme.

Nothing wrong with some frottage my nigger

No dude I'm not gay, I don't find any attraction to other men, and I don't want a penis anywhere near me. My girlfriend said one of her friends made her boyfriend orgasm by massaging his prostate. I'm just curious to the whole thing is all.
I took a shower today and shoved a finger in my ass. It didn't hurt, but I don't know.. it didn't feel good either.

yeah it doesnt really feel like anything i think it has to be larger/farther in

>I took a shower today and shoved a finger in my ass. It didn't hurt, but I don't know.. it didn't feel good either.
you need to go slower senpai

Let me try to shove in something bigger and thicker user. Hopefully that will help and do the trick.

You need a big fat cock up your ass, m8, ramming your prostate.

Slower as in how? Like not the same way someone beats off?
I used my middle finger dude. That's like a solid 3.5/ 4 inches. I feel like if I do anything bigger, that'd be gay. Or gayer than already fingering my own ass...

yeah i did it once and felt really gay so i dont do it anymore

Whenever I let my bf top me it hurt like crazy. When we went slow and I was drunk enough I got past the pain but it was still uncomfortable as hell, felt like I had to shit the whole time he was in, no good or pleasurable sensations. Blech no thanks.

Brotip: Jerk off and right before you get that tingling in your dick (where you know you are going to cum) you stop jerking your dick and start fingering your ass. If you cant cum, start jerking again while fingering your ass, you will then feel (when successfully cumming) a good feeling inside your ass.

Foreal try it out.

Forgot something: no homo tho bro.

yeah im good thats really gay

See I said no homo

>this

STFU and finger fuck your manpussy you stupid fagoo

How to achieve? Not worried about difficulty, just not sure what kind of program would be best

PPL with focus on gaining strength in main lifts with hypertrophy accessory lifts. 3-6 times a week (depends on your training level).
More volume -> more gains.

>not gay

I have an aneros and I haven't gotten a super orgasm before but I've definitely had some interesting sensations from the stimulation, like light waves of pleasure pulsing out from my prostate.

Pretty interesting, would recommend.

no homo though right?

I can never get off from prostate stimulation alone
i always have to jerk it

I own one of those. Then I discovered nofap as soon as it was too late to return it.

It lowers test.

Getting fucked in the ass by a man is gay

Fingering your own ass as a straight man seeking pleasure is not gay

I used to go to for jerking off but now I think I can use Veeky Forums, this thread gave me a semi

Also yes it feels great and no you don't shove your whole finger up your arse since the prostate is very close to the anus. Two phalanxes are enough to massage it gently. Jerk off and watch porn at the same time, you'll feel it harden when you're close to cumming, and you'll have a most improved orgasm

There, courtesy of your friendly faggot neighborhood

how is getting fucked in the ass by a STRAIGHT man gay exactly?

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Good point
If two straight men are fucking then obviously nobody is gay and the whole thing is just as a joke

normal orgasm lasts like 5-10 seconds while prostate orgasm can easily last up to a minute plus you feel literally drained out.

best thing about it is if you never touch your dick and make yourself cum you can keep going, at least from my own personal experience. it doesn't feel like a normal orgasm and you always have that feeling where you are right on the edge even if you just came.

it's hard to find and you have to angle the object you're putting in your ass almost horizontal into your stomach but once you will hit it you'll know

Don't like em. With a regular one being able to clench your asshole makes it feel more intense. With a prostate you've got something blocking it so instead of literally squeezing every last drop out it kind of drools out over a slightly longer period of time without as intense a feeling. Still feels good and the lead up can be fun but the actual payoff isn't as good. When I have a really good regular orgasm I can feel exhausted, whenever I have a prostate one I kind of just want another orgasm immediately, like chasing a high or something.

this is the best thread on fit hands down

im fucking laughing my ass off

that's why you slide over it and not just keep the pressure on. after a while the feeling will become too intense

Slide what over it? By the time I'm cumming it's hard to keep movement up so it's either in or out at that point.

What's a good dildo starting length, Veeky Forums? Is it homo to get a "realistic" one?

Six inches is plenty

And you're already shoving something up your ass so I'd keep the worries about looking gay at the door, it's not like if someone walks in that you'll go, "it's ok, it's purple! totally not gay!". Realistic ones feels better though than plastic shit.

obviously. nothing homosexual about it if you are doing it for fun and pleasure when two straight men are involved

So which one is better, realistic dong or a prostate massager like aneros?

It doesnt make you cum, its just a massage for better bloodflow. And dont forget using condom and some lubricant.

First time coming on to Veeky Forums

never again

bye faggot

This thing really helped with my kegels. My dick gets so hard now.

I am saving it to use as proof Veeky Forums is gayer than /hm/

>Realistic ones feels better though than plastic shit.
Thanks. Is there any real difference between low and high end ones? The price range i'm getting is anywhere between $20 and $190.

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Just go to a local sex shop so you can actually feel the texture, see how big they are in person and actually talk with the salesperson there.

FYI prostate massage using fingers feels different than anal sex using dildo or an actual dick

In a prostate massage you stroke the prostate (a walnut-sized lump close to your anus) directly until it becomes hard and that's where the awesome orgasm hits (feel free to jerk off at the same time esp. if you're a beginner)

Anal sex stimulates the prostate indirectly by rubbing against it all along the rectum wall, and it also stimulates the anus whereas prostate massage doesn't. The anus also turns out to be an pleasurable area when properly stimulated, but it's a different kind of feeling

I'd recommend exploring prostate massage first (with your fingers) before moving to using dildos for anal pleasure (dildos, or ask a guy on Grindr for the real thing, most of them will be happy to help you out)

And don't forget lube!

i have it too, but i live with my gf so i hardly ever get to use it

You had me until the Grindr part. Fucking faggot.

real dong > everything else

>tfw women do nothing for you anymore

>when girls roleplay as boys online

Try lube next time.

elaborate please

What is it like to be a feminin man? Srs, curious.

How does it work out.

you are cute and you have a feminine penis.

I honestly can't wrap my head around how some men can be feminin. I respect your life decisions whatever, but I don't get how it works. High estrogen? Like how do you not want to dominate a petite girl with killer titties.

Veeky Forums and /lgbt/ fusion when ?

I think the best is to see by yourself.

Boys≠men

There you have it. More Stacys for you and me.

i think Veeky Forums is already gay enough

boogie has more volume and doesnt have gains

since its inception

is this thread satire?

are there any how to videos

Of course not. Don't be a newfag.

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it actually feels really goood

I love you guys.

I achieved 100% hands free orgasm few days ago.
It's overrated as fuck, you basically touch your penis from inside your ass. It feels different but not much better than massaging your glans for example

You dont need proof. Veeky Forums is openly gay and will defend it

So it's satire, thanks!

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If I'm doing full body workouts every single gym day, should I throw in at least one accessory for every muscle group if I have the time?