Google "sperm donor requirements"

>Google "sperm donor requirements"
>See this

>tfw can't even donate a child to a loving family because of my manletism

Where's the facial aesthetics requirements? You don't even have to be a mesomorph?

you also need to have an abnormally high sperm count (several times the average according to the receptionist iirc). I tried to be a sperm donor, met all of their requirements but when I submitted my sample my count was about average so they didn't take me.

...

Why do they demand for you to be straight, I'm curious?

>It is estimated between 400 and 500 women have become pregnant with his rotten and corrupted seed.

nice

AIDS

and no one want a faggot child

The Jews sent him

>rotten and corrupted seed

Oh well, I wanted to believe

>Be 5'7"
>Wear lifts to the facility and donate

D E V I L I S H

>rotten and corrupted seed

It's a well-known fact that gay babies are made by straight parents in 99% of the cases.

>exclusively female sexual partners
WTF that is some bullshit

but also, how exactly do they test for that?

>legally allowed to work in the US
Unfair

Well since you guys don't have a green-text sperm plan, I'll post mine.

>Be me in 5 years
>Be 24
>Am more intelligent than most other males my age
>Am autistic
>I am the next evolution of human
>Donate sperm to sperm bank
>Am gay, plan almost foiled, but I act straight
>They take my sperm
>I impregnate normie women
>plan success

So your allowed to be a hideous nigger with down syndrome but you can't be 5'8?

lul

They make you take off your shoes.

Simple AIDS test breh

Retard > Manlet

They check their browsing history. Specifically looking for a board called Veeky Forums

Not bad

well im a ginger so they wont accept my seed anyway.

>tfw Chad can get away with anything