Nice muscles, kid. But what good are they against my sharpened blade?

You'll be lucky if you can hit me. I can deflect any caliber bullet with ease.

>implying I can't predict your movements and set up traps.

Nothing easier than that, kiddo
*disappears into darkness*

They let me use a bigger sword

youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

Can you deflect a car Bomb?

Yo Nice Katana, motherfucker vaper. But what pimp-tight iz it against dis here babe? brace yo'self foo'!

Like all over your body or just one very specific spot which will serve no purpose whatsoever?

I like how you can hear sonic booms when Guts swings his sword.
How can dex-fags even compete?

Palms would be great. Being able to catch a knife would definitely serve a purpose.

Why did trench coats/trilby hats become the uniform of the autist?

I don't think anyone from this generation of people will be able to wear trench coats anymore because of these people, even when perfectly acceptable.

Greatcoats could make a comeback they just can't be leather.
Might I suggest some field-grey wool?

i actually found it

youtube.com/watch?v=w_8tGC9UEKE

thanks for the pre workout pump up video

YES! thank you for finding this hidden kino. also checked

...

>Severely autistic conversation
>HEEEY
>More Autism
>YAAHOOOOO
>AUTISM LEVELS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN RECORDED BEFORE

this made me laugh way harder than it should have

DONT FORGET PART 2

youtube.com/watch?v=XG25j9Ida7g

>why do all these autists ruin trenchcoats for me?
something about a pot and a kettle

I want to kill myself from this.
>nice trips

this will guarantee your suicide

youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI

this hurts me deep because this is something I could've done when i was younger

Nice blade, fedora-kun, but what does it do against my gun?

Just why?

>redirects the bullet, killing you

psshh, nothin personnel kid

>slices bullets in half

do you really think you stand a chance?

However you could just wear gloves with reinforced palms instead of growing 30 inch calluses

>When that guy appears out of nowhere.

>2:05
>teleports behind them

>Obviously took the time to edit video
>Didn't take the time to use microphones, or practice their lines,use a tripod or even edit out the sound of the wind.

Nice sword, weaboo. But what good is it against my 9mm?

Heh. You have a lot to learn about combat.... friend.

*cuts your sword in half*
Looks like your time is up.

Like I said in the last thread, a swing from a sword is no match for speed. He would be absolute toast if he tried this

I'll use a stick. Stick win every time

>I've been waiting
>"nice"

>I'll use a *spear. *Spear win every time.
There, I fixed that for you.

This is the whitest guy trying to sound black. God, just don't even post if you're literally going to sound retarded.

I used to hang out with people just like that who grew up into people like that when I was 15 and I just stopped hanging out with them all of a sudden one day.

Its crazy to think about all the paths in life

why did you do this to me user

The cant

Why do they put so much effort into their outfits, then wear the lamest sketchers possible?

"I actually only built these muscles so they dont recoil when I fire this"

Lol

Hey now, the first guy took off his lame shoes to avoid this effect.

Jesus, I bet he writes everything with a fountain pen and carries a gold lighter. N-not speaking from experience

No, I am saying, when I am buff, I won't have to.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit when that music kicks in

Mirin his jacket. If he was wearing fashionable stuff for the rest of his outfit he'd be pre cool dude.

ayyy

Could Veeky Forums take this?

holy shit, thank you

i have to say the sequel was a let down in writing and characterization
but the fight choreography and costume design was much improved
typical hollywood leaving out what made the original so good, just to focus on flashy special FX

>like how you can hear sonic booms when Guts swings his sword.
>a sonic boom goes CLANG CLANG CLANG

*covers body in armament haki* Heh, nice try kiddo.

they probably showed it to their family members, could you even imagine the cringe inside them.

n-nani?

You hear a crack before the clangs.
The sword breaks the air around it before it breaks the bodies.

Holy shit, was Lamarck right all along?

im doing the same but with bullets

i started with BB's and pellets

Hes fast!

DUAL WIELD!

youtube.com/watch?v=NpYqFJxVuBc

>tfw you will never be a teleporting autist
hold me

>*teleports infront of you* (the mixups!)
>*flexes cep*
>*grabs blade between cep and forearm*
>*breaks blade*

Feelin' fit, buddy?

i dont think it was anything personal though

ye and i dont know how this is linked in with the original, i wish they wouldve sacrificed the some production value for better writing, also couldve been longer

That one guy kinda looks like omar isuf. at least at that low resolution.

execs in suits cashing in on a quick buck baka makes me sick really

>Not starting with 9mm
Never gonna make it.

h-haiyai!

It's tape!

the 'tism strikes again

of all the ninja villages he could have chosen, he chose the fucking sand ninjas.

holy fuck i fucking lost it fuck fuck fuck

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>Ctrl+f Muscle POWER
>0 results
Absolutly disgusting.
youtube.com/watch?v=AAysdVBhLEU

>that one guy at 5:41 fucking walking past them; stumbling into the den of autism beneath