come on user, take your shirt off! We wanna see those abs

> come on user, take your shirt off! We wanna see those abs.

show me yours first piggy

name?

I wish this opportunity would present itself to me. I work very hard on my body and these lovely ladies would appreciate the goods.

Imagine kissing them. A dream for me.

Nice nose idiot

>Not knowing Sara Jean Underwood, goddess of adolescent basic cable faps

Also my abs look like shit because of a stomach surgery I had when I was younger leaving a big scar across my belly. So no.

I like threads like these. I run them like simulations. This time?

>pop the shirt off
>let the pecs do the talking
>"I showed you mine, you show me yours"
>????
>profit

Pretty easy senpai. Just keep it light and cocky

Maybe stick to the "simulations" for now user

>ladies, those necks could use some kisses

Yeah one sec, let me get a chest pump real quick

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>this was me

I take it none of you have tried it out?

Let's get some success stories going on here

you can't simulate this autism, friends.

>take of shirt
>flex a quick 'cep
>"nothin personal, kiddos"

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This again?

>flex a cep
>how's this for a start

But really, "no"

Why does he wear the mask?

And those elbows. Yuck.

holy fucking shit dude

Fucking plebs

thanks for posting this user. there is some girl scout cookies in the cabinet that I was thinking about eating, but this gave me motivation to not eat it.

got to get that summer bod. only need to lose 20 more lbs.

Depending on your face this is definitely a smooth move. Like all things whether its creepy or smooth depends on how hot/cute you are.

thank you kindly

Agreed. I'm gonna guess based on the mention of a simulation it'd be creepy. Stuff like this works well for getting flashed though, if you have nice pecs or pierced nips.

This scenario is bullshit because it hinges on me being at a fun social gathering with normies in the first place.

>Agreed. I'm gonna guess based on the mention of a simulation it'd be creepy.

Some chads are like that, tho.

>or pieced nips

AbsolutelyDegenerate.jpg That would not get these good southern girls to let you slide.

>"Hey user, you're good at this stuff. Am I doing this right?"

>playfully spit on her

Let's get you cleaned up, hmm?

user. You were one away. How do you feel.

Got me crying for a good 30 seconds. Here's your deserved (You).

is this the start of a porno?

creep

Why? Not a full on loogie, just kind of a mist. If you look clean it's honestly pretty sexy

Her left hand looks gross.

cringe

NEVER FORGET

Holy shit, just ruined the pic for me. She has the man hands

A girl like that wouldnt let you NEAR her. I wouldn't let you near her.

Perhaps show me your exquisite skittle tittles first

Just another example of how roasties just have too not be fat to look good naked (or semi naked)

Fat guy takes of his shirt? Roasties repulsed

Skinny guy like me takes of his shirt? Embarrassed roasties.

>have old stretchmarks on abdomen
>have years of acne on chest, shoulder, and back
Y-you can feel it through my shirt...

>flex a cep
>let the pecs do the talking
i shiggy diggy

Whoa

>Okay.

Whew, good thing I cut before summer and didn't just permabulk myself into oblivion.

Literally the only people here with the right response. Noabs fags leave this board.

holy fuck this is the funniest thing ive seen in a while... kid is massively autistic if this isnt satire

Would you punk me out?

Give us a Brap first, darling
>flexs nose

Damn rite u lil faggot I'll hook up rite in the gabber

O-ok yyou first?

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I swear this is some of the best qualityposting I've seen all month

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You might want a towel first because these muscles are gonna make you wet
*winks XD*
works every time, 10% of the time

thanks for reading guys, ama if you need any more being chad advice

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being smothered by those tits must feel like eternal bliss

It ain't no
>flex a 'cep
or
>"deal or no deal"
but this will do

do like pic related

The 'tism strikes again

Just tell girls you got attacked by a mountain lion or something, make it a good but believable story and look like a badass

Exactly this. A lot of girls touch my pecs and I always, invariably touch their boob(s) saying that I'm for equality. Always works

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>Hey user take off your shirt!
>>Okay
Nice work obeying a woman, cuck

YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS

Dr Pavel

>wah life is unfair
Keep crying faggot, your failures are your own

Nice

Listen to that user, stick to the simulations for now

Dude that guy on the left looks strong af.
I never would have thought that prior to Veeky Forums
>tfw normies don't understand true male aesthetics

Playing hard to get would be the womanly thing to do, virgin. A confident male would not hesitate to take his shirt off. Although, the true answer is to be shirtless before they even ask

>be me
>was a grunt in the Marines
>never super fit, did 20 min 3 miles, 15 pull ups, could hike like a mofo though
>had a pretty good body, no defined abs though
>get out
>hello freshman 50
>fucking explode in weight
>went from 180 to 225 over a few years
>Didn't care, still got laid regularly and I'm always tired after work and school anyway was ny excuse
>couple days ago, talking to a cutie
>she's freaky, likes getting tied up, we exchange numbers
>texting, flirting, she wants to meet up this weekend again for a proper date and probably fuck
>she asks for a shirtless pic
>I go to the bathroom and take my shirt off
>it fucking hits me, all at once
>how fat I've gotten
>I got fucking stretch marks what the fuck man when did that happen
>suck in a little, send it anyway, she still says I'm hot and is talking about how she likes nipple clamps and getting fucked in the ass
>still feel bad
>come here for motivation
>see this thread

Thanks man. This is it. I'm fucking working out again, once I'm off work. Don't give a shit if I'm tired or my knee is hurting again, I'm fucking getting in shape. I'll fucking do it.

Post shirtless pic

>share my shame with my face

Nah. Maybe when I get home and can blur it out. It's bad though. I've shrunk and grown in all the wrong areas. It's bad

post it

People giving me shit for reposting this don't realize why I reposted it to begin with

Good shit, don't pussy out you faggots

Welcome back

y u make me feel these feels

>my abs look like shit because of a stomach surgery I had when I was younger leaving a big scar across my belly
IKTF. Fucking Crohn's disease

Well its obvious he is bushing his stomach out, you can see vague abs under the skin, not a 5 inc layer of fat.

I cant imagine normies cant see that.

Don't forget this brah!

Skars look good m8

UNF

Middle is toppest tier.

>Computer.
>Run simulation QT3.14 Scenario Alpha.
You may score perfect on the academy simulations but it can't prepare you for the real thing.

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THISTBHFAMALAM

I need more of that middle girl.

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Skelly here. It would take dedication for me to become fat too.

Are you going to continue to be a faggot and argue semantics or are you going to get out there and build some muscle?

I wanna be a shredded sickcunt, sir.

why do you think he's a skelly?

>Grill wants to do kinky shit
>Still selfconcious

You're going to make it with that attitude, but lighten up a bit

Lighten your plate a bit too, fatty

This is just gross, what is this shit.

Shes ripped from giving so many black dudes handjobs

Spoiler: That's what all her skin looks like but she didn't put any makeup on her hand.

>Girls use makeup on regions other than their face
wait what

>let the pecs do the talking

Cleavage all the time.