Just achieved every number in pic related except I'm leaner and got a bigger dick

Just achieved every number in pic related except I'm leaner and got a bigger dick.
>Did I make it Veeky Forums?

>5.9
Not gonna make it.

>5'9"

This is what a 13'' arm look like.

>tfw you're 5'11'' and insecure about your height
>tfw thinking about guys who are FIVE, NINE
I'm sorry god, I'll stop bitching. You were good to me.

>Bench Press
>180 lbs.
Yeah right.

My 2RM is 187.393kg (close grip for range of motion)

Yeah dude, you made it.

To the top of the bell curve. You're the physical equivalent of having an IQ of exactly 100.

>average
this includes people who have never exercised and those without arms

>autistically based his stats on some stupid magazine chart

Catch 22 my friend. Anyone who is gona make it wouldn't use this as a metric for making it

>average
>making it
Pick one

>average guy
>shows mega Chad

Proof that anyone less than a 8/10 is invisible to a woman.

So is all of this your average man 18-35, or average person who exercises regularly? Seriously, most of the people at my college have already started to balloon up, let alone your average adult walking down the street.

does 40 inch chest include measurements from obese fucks

is that measurement with or without the standard layer of fat the average man actually has.

>falling short of the longest inch
Sorry little buddy

>height
Accurate
>chest size
Actually 42", but does include fatties, so keep that in mind.
>body fat
The lowest mean bodyfat I found was for 16-19 years old at just under 23%.
>flexed bicep
The average in the US is actually between 14.5" and 15". Again, this includes the fatties too, so beware of this.
>waist size
Average for men in 2014 here was 39.7". The average for women here was actually higher than 34", sitting at a disgusting 37.8"
>penis size
It varies, and you'll never find a perfect number, but that's actually the lowest average I've seen.

>I'm completely average and unremarkable!
>d-did I make it guise?

No, user, you did not.

I'm taller, got a bigger chest, bigger biceps, smaller waist, bigger dick and am leaner. still a dyel by fit standards. this is the average american brah, not the guy pictured with those stats. the average american is a retarded faggot.

Height: 1.75m
Chest: 1.02m
Bodyfat: 17.6%
Bicep: 0.33m
Waist: 0.86m
Penis: 12.7cm

Based EU bro

5.08 makes sense for average american penis, as global average is around 5.2

That picture does not match those stats

> 40''
With a 40'' waist too

Yeah that guy's a magazine model, his dick can't be more than four inches long.

americans just have a lil extra fat pad

You wish. The sad reality is some people have it all the "666" Six inches, six feet, six figures.

>It varies, and you'll never find a perfect number, but that's actually the lowest average I've seen
was going to say this. theres no way to know for sure but ive seen the average around 5.8" too

Am I the only one upset my how they didn't use a model who accurately represents these numbers?

>5'9.2''
>5.08''
you probably don't know about the L male ratio

>765
Fug.
Anyone willing to trade an inch of dick for 100k a year?

>tfw 854

im a student though...

>6'4
>48" chest
>13.5% bf
>17" arms with pump
>35"waist
>also got dig bick
>but no gf :(

Lel the average bench is more like 125 normies are weak as fuck

lmaoing at ur 4

I like the fact its inhaled.

That give me like a 48!

My guess is it's self reported.
beats 845
lol

Bullshit

Are you autistic or what?

5 inch penis, finally someone honest lol

height: 5 8
chest 38
body fat 13.7
bicep: 12
penis: 5.55