How do I attain the pinnacle of male physique?

How do I attain the pinnacle of male physique?

Be fat and lift for a couple months.

russian growth hormones and take a samba class at the ymca

Be like his brother instead

yo what the fuck happened to him? I used to watch him fight in Pride, that looks like Rasputin. Is this pic legit? what gives

he went to russian prison for four years after he raped his housemaid

Are you fucking stupid

SS+GOMAD for a year

damn
did he learn occult summoning spells and got on heroin in prison? he looks like a mess, prison or not

>Fedor
>humble guy, religious family man, seems very thoughtful and genuinely nice

>Aleksander
>problems with crime, mafia connections, drugs etc
>raped his maid
>raped some guy in prison
>big nazi tattoo on his back
>seems like a full-on psycho
what went wrong?

>Aleksander
who?

Fedors big little bro

that guy

>this guy slaps your gf's ass
what do you do?

Find a new gf

>this guy finds your new gf, slaps her ass, steal her passport and sedate her with illegal drugs
what do you do? he claims he will track down any of your future gfs and slap her on the ass

Hire a hooker to pretend to be my gf and tell her to slap him on the ass when he finds her

>pleased with your reaction, this man slaps your hookers ass, pinches your cheek, laughs heartily and invite you both out to karaoke
what do you do

Look into how to lift heavier but never look into eating a proper diet or look into a mirror.

I go to karaoke but keep my ass closely guarded.

Put a dollar in his jar and never walk through that alley again.

>you share a rememberable night with vodka and singing before stumbling home and fall asleep
>9 a.m you wake up from someone banging on the door
>this guy is standing in your doorway
>"eat your breakfast and get dressed bratok, we're going on a trip."
what do you do?

I ask him if I could please have some oats brat

this
and also ask for some Salo or some meat to go with those carbs

>"There's no time for this, suka. Do you want you breakfast or not? C'mon, hurry up."
What do you do?

>"WE'RE GONNA BE LATE user"

For fear of getting my ass slapped, i eat quickly and get dressed

That isnt him you fucking retard, thats aleks

>after painstakingly forcing down five entire loafs of bread, you get in the car with aleks and a man you've never seen before. You drive several hours, further into the wilderness. The car stops as you arrive to a warehouse, and you step inside
>"user I need you to hold on to this for a while."
What do you do?

Reluctantly, I hold on to whatever that is
I also look for the best exits